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I'm anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have read such pericombobulation.

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Or a piece an' Macaroni Pie. Carb in Carb in Carb. I'm sure you could get the pie battered too in the right chip shop.

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Runequest: Oh dear, my left leg’s come off!

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Defragged cows. System files cannot be moved.

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Rule #1: Maximum Game Fun

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Fair dinkum!

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Regular elves have Wolverhampton accents. It is known.

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A new hand touches the beacon...

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A liquid which on command becomes as solid and unyielding as diamond.

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Well, they picked a theme and went with it.

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I, too, am a human American from one of the 49 states which are united and in America. I am from the good state. All other states are weak and feeble compared to the state from which I come. This makes me a superior human. Obey my justified commands.

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"Oh no, he's been swigging his for ages. He says he likes it. Actually, come to think of it, he started before the water ran out."

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Pedantry: it putter not potter.

Confidently wrong.

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Almost 100% of women I know have personal experience of being sexually assaulted or harassed by a man.

0% of women I know have personal experience of being attacked by a bear.

It's not hard to understand why women are choosing the bear.

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Nobody asked what the bear would choose, but it too would choose bear.

Nice.

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Your rabid misogyny is showing. Maybe stop foaming at the mouth?

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Oh course, but you're coming off mine with that attitude, buddy!

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8th dimension, obv.

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Irn Bru

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Musk also told staff that he would ask for the resignation of any executive "who retains more than three people who don't obviously pass the excellent, necessary and trustworthy test."

Pssst. Elon. You're not any of those three things.

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how does that work? A fireball underwater?

Magic. It works by magic.

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I'm not convinced that 70s porn mags would help you if the Scharnhorst was bearing down on you.

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You wouldn't download an ad, would you?

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