Shardikprime ,
33550336 ,
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It's like my breakfast and i'm an european. Some american vibe in an eastern europe shithole. But I would add a spicy sauce to the pizza.

Chessmasterrex ,

Heartburn alert.

UltraGiGaGigantic , (edited )

We are all working class. Don't let the 1% divide us with their borders.

It's clear we all love pizza... together. Solidarity amongst the working class!

Teppichbrand , (edited )

Obesity is a natural reaction to an unnatural food environment

t_berium ,
@t_berium@lemmy.world avatar

This is why you need Healthcare.

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

Why there is only one slice of pizza?

noxy ,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

One slice of Costco cheese pizza has like 700 calories

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

What diameter?

synapse1278 ,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

One football field divided by a Washington monument.

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

Regular football or one where bulls smash their heads into concussion? Also who is washing ton monument? And why? I didn't know americans built monument for ton.

synapse1278 ,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

The second kind of football of course! You know, the one where players mostly carry the ball with their hands.

raef , (edited )

Nearly 46cm

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

Thanks

statist43 ,

He ate the rest before he could do a photo

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemm.ee avatar

Fuck, now I want pizza

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemm.ee avatar

I have now had homemade pizza that was delicious but word of advice

Don't eat a whole pizza for breakfast and lunch combined at the same time

TIN ,

Two separate pizzas for breakfast and lunch, got it.

abbiistabbii ,
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I live in Scotland, our chip shops do deep fried battered pizza. Get on our levels.

Gestrid ,

They probably have that at a state fair here in the US. They deep fry everything there, even Oreos.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Deep Fried Butter. Stick of fat wrapped in carbs fried in more fat. I don’t think that can be topped.

CheeseNoodle ,

Deep fried mars bar?

abbiistabbii ,
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

State fair's only around for one time a year, my local chippy is open all year around. bun, bunhdsmug

Crashumbc ,

We do have deep fried cheesesteaks

mokus ,

I think maybe I could go for some deep fried cheesecake

Hadriscus ,

I'm craving deepfried meatshake...

Hossenfeffer ,
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk avatar

Or a piece an' Macaroni Pie. Carb in Carb in Carb. I'm sure you could get the pie battered too in the right chip shop.

abbiistabbii ,
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If you eat a battered macaroni pie in a roll and down it with Irn Bru, Highland Cathedral will start playing out of nowhere.

SOB_Van_Owen ,

I'm ever astonished at the variety of deep fried stuff at Appalachian festivals and fairs. All these stalls trying to one-up the rest with the lengths they are willing to go into hot fat depravity. Grease-boiled confections and savories of every niche. A healthcare nightmare. But this is a region steeped in despair. It's tough to heap blame on folks giving up.

beveradb ,

Fuck you now I'm craving a half pizza supper and a deep fried mars bar but the nearest proper chippy is thousands of miles away back home in scotland 😭

neonred , (edited )

Slow Burning Darwin Award Participant

BrownianMotion ,
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  • Ibaudia ,
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    I don't know why but those ice cream things make me physically sick to look at sometimes. That amount of sugar in one sitting is borderline lethal for me.

    iAvicenna ,
    @iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

    now imagine drinking it after you just had Pizza+Soda

    UltraGiGaGigantic ,

    Man, I feel sluggish. Let's get a sugar coffee drink!

    sunbytes ,

    I once went to a Polish restaurant and the starter was pork fat on toast.

    And a hazelnut vodka.

    There are many ways for a heart to implode.

    hglman ,

    Pork fat is less processed product and certainly more healthy. America isn't actually great at much but one thing we do have is the least healthy food to ever exist.

    Steak ,

    Wow you got down voted for the truth

    Psythik ,

    Truth. Heart disease wasn't nearly as prevalent back when we cooked everything with lard. And then Crisco came along, started producing that overprocessed "vegetable oil" garbage, marketed it (and continue to market it) as "healthy", and people actually fell for their BS. Hell, judging by the amount of downvotes you got, half the public still believes this lie.

    hglman ,

    High super consumption has much more impact on heart health than fats as well.

    Jiggle_Physics ,

    A lot of this is because people had to do a lot more exercise during the day than we do now. Not that the lard was better for us. This is where a lot of the downvotes come from. Even the rich had to do a lot more walking. If we could return to the amount of exercise we averaged 50+ years ago, you would see a lot of this decline. The next big thing is the amount we eat. We consume significantly more calories now than we used to. In the past 100 years it has increased ~20%. All the while we have been doing less physically. The third big factor is where the shitty food comes in. Having sugar/highly refined carbs added to just about everything promotes over-eating, while also fucking with your insulin production, and other endocrine issues, that promote fat retention, while also increasing addictive eating disorder likelihood.

    ThirdWorldOrder ,
    @ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee avatar

    There’s a lot of options to eat well however

    TheReturnOfPEB , (edited )

    Hot roast chicken skin chopped onto rice is a meal fit for the gods.

    dejected_warp_core ,

    Better than bacon. And I know those are fighting words in some places. Just embrace the schmaltz and let it drip into the rice.

    The key is to get to that skin while it's still hot, but before it winds up in the fridge. You can reconstitute it in a skillet, like bacon, but it's just not the same.

    TheReturnOfPEB , (edited )

    Eating animal parts totally makes me feel like a Ferengi eyeing your latinum ring.

    Slovene ,

    Zaseka?

    vxx ,

    Polish hazelnut booze is awful. Granted I only know Solpica, but one shot tastes the whole day and maybe longer.

    therealjcdenton ,
    @therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip avatar

    Costco is awesome

    vxx ,

    I don't know any European that would only eat a slice of pizza instead of the whole thing.

    Chadus_Maximus ,

    The only time an European eats a single slice of pizza is the next morning after they have overestimated their ability to devour the entire thing.

    BuboScandiacus ,
    @BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

    The third whole pizza*

    uis , (edited )
    @uis@lemm.ee avatar

    Fourth. But small. D300 small.

    CrowAirbrush ,

    I'm on my way home from Amsterdam atm, a slice of pizza was €10.

    I skipped that and left hungry, because i'm buying two pizza's and a big bottle of coke when i get home in about an hour.

    BuboScandiacus ,
    @BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar
    Psythik ,

    Damn, you can get an entire large pizza for $10 at Costco. Granted, your only options are pepperoni or cheese, and the quality isn't the best (far from the worst, though), but it'll feed 1-3 people.

    Still, I miss the days when you could a large pizza with unlimited toppings at various chain restaurants for $10. But that was over 10 years ago.

    ThirdWorldOrder ,
    @ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee avatar

    A large Costco pizza will feed way more than 1-3. I’m not even trying to act like bird food eater here. I’m 225lbs and 6’2” so I know how to eat.

    That said, I absolutely love Costco pizza and my safe zone is like 2 slices because they are enormous.

    BruceTwarzen ,

    You only need to be a cosco member and hopefully not have any previous experience with pizza

    CrowAirbrush ,

    Domino's still regularly has €5 pizza's on monday for pickup, at my old job during the late shift we had €17 per person to spend on food and 2 people in the shift.

    We used to order 2 family xxl with their thursday 50% off for second pizza and a regular sized cheeseburger pizza+ drinks for that €34.

    We both ate half our xxl and shared the regular size one, the remainder came home to feed our wives while the company covered the cost.

    They even paid us a pretty decent wage too, but unfortunately the head office decided to build a new automated warehouse right when covid started that ended up only doing 30% productivity and they closed us down as a result.

    Zip2 ,

    Yes, but you’re forgetting that’s just a light snack to stop them from starving to death on the way home.

    suction ,

    I also don't know any Italian who eats their Pizza by slicing it up, folding the slice, and shoving it into their mouthes, instead of with knife and fork, like a civilized person.

    vxx , (edited )

    I've seen people rolling their whole pizza to eat it like a Lahmacun.

    In fact it was only one person but I've seen it quite often because we saw daily.

    Churbleyimyam ,

    Swiss Calzone

    suction ,

    That was in Italy? An Italian person did that?

    raef ,

    That slice comes from a pie almost half a meter in diameter. That single slice has the surface area of most European pizzas.

    vxx ,

    Nope, you deerly underestimate the hunger for pizza over here.

    raef , (edited )

    I live in Germany.

    You underestimate these Costco pizzas. On the 1600 square centimeters, they pile half a kilo of cheese

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