SpeedLimit55 ,

And all of that is around $5-6!

Huschke ,

If true, that explains a lot. Where I'm from the pizza slice alone costs that much.

Anticorp , (edited )

Not even that. Their pizza slices are $1.50 and their soda is 0.69¢. idk how much the ice cream costs.

Edit: pizza slices are $2, I just checked. It's the hotdog and soda combo that is $1.50.

Kolanaki , (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Their pizza slice is only $1.50

Where?

The pizza slices haven't been that cheap around me since ever. That's the price of the hotdog combo. Everything else is $3+ with the chicken bake being the most expensive at almost $5. I'd kill for $1.50 Costco pizza 🤤

finestnothing ,

The pizza slices are about $2, the whole pizza is only $10

Anticorp , (edited )

Actually I just checked. The pizza slice is $2. I was thinking of the hotdog and soda combo, which is $1.50. Costco prices have always been consistent for me regardless of location. Even across two different states. Here's the full menu that I found online, although they don't usually have all of these options. I'm still bummed out that they stopped offering onions for the hotdogs.

Hot Dog & Drink: $1.50
Roast Beef Sandwich: $9.99
Pizza (Slice): $1.99, Whole: $9.95
Soda: $0.69
Churro: $1.49
Ice Cream Sundae: $2.49
Ice Cream Cup: $1.99
Cold Brew Mocha Freeze: $2.99
Mango Smoothie: $2.99
Rotisserie Chicken Caesar Salad: $6.99
Chicken Bake: $3.99

A few years ago I read that Costco loses twenty million dollars per year on their rotisserie chickens. They sell them at a loss, and put them in the back of the store, hoping you'll buy some other shit while you're there.

SpeedLimit55 ,

$2 pizza and $3 ice cream/ smoothies here, YMMV.

Kolrami ,

My pet peeve is when lids are slightly on. It's worse than having no lid at all.

grue ,

Those new, shitty lids are always slightly on. That's as "on" as they get.

discostjohn ,

And they break for like no reason

kevincox ,
@kevincox@lemmy.ml avatar

I don't even know if that counts as on at all. It is really just laid on top partially covering it.

Shardikprime ,
ImplyingImplications ,

Where do you think pizza comes from?

PugJesus OP ,
@PugJesus@lemmy.world avatar

Like all things, we have seized it and made it our own. Like how getting Chinese food in an American restaurant only vaguely resembles Chinese cuisine. 💪

FellatioHornblower ,

Sure, but the Americanized versions of Italian, German, or Chinese foods were made by immigrants adapting their traditional recipes with ingredients they had on hand.

PugJesus OP ,
@PugJesus@lemmy.world avatar

Well, that and adjusting to suit mainstream tastes. Like how garlic bread is largely a Western introduction in Korea, but is preferred sweet there instead of savory.

Development of cuisine is a fascinating thing!

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Just like how italian, German, and Chinese foods came about! America is just more recent and we tend to keep the labels of the influences ao it is more obvious.

Anamnesis ,

I can't speak for German or Chinese food, but having been to Italy, a good NYC slice beats anything the Italians have to offer.

MY_ANUS_IS_BLEEDING ,

Hard disagree there. I've visited both and tried both. NYC pizza is disappointingly average.

Droggelbecher ,

To be fair Chinese food in Europe doesn't have much to do with actual Chinese food either

pigup ,

Dude I had sweet and sour chicken at a Chinese food joint in a mall in chemnitz Germany, it was a friggin schnitzel. Just with sweet sour sauce. And instead of potatoes it was a ball of rice lol. I found the picture I took here 🤣:
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5d6b147c-1cee-4ab8-9fe7-767354e302e0.jpeg

Cosmos7349 ,

If I wasn't paying attention, looks like katsu curry until I notice the sauce looks like pure sugar. But ya nowadays everyone's got their schnitzel variant 😂

Aux ,

Depends on the restaurant, but in general - yes, proper Chinese is rare.

Cosmos7349 , (edited )

I mean, tomatoes are a fruit native to the Americas, so even though pizza was invented in Italy, its invention is still tied to the America side of the Atlantic in some ways. Pizza has a very interesting past!

PunkiBas ,

Pizza existed before they had tomatoes tho

Cosmos7349 ,

I would argue that the modern understanding of pizza in Italy and across the globe is one that includes tomatoes. Things prior to that called pizza would likely not pass as pizza today. And it's pretty accepted that pizza and tomatoes are very linked. Imo you're being pedantic.

uienia , (edited )

Guess you never heard of pizza bianca then. Please try not to formulate grand theories before knowing just a sliver of the involved facts, thank you.

Cosmos7349 ,

Arguing that the history of pizza is not deeply intertwined with tomatoes is a pretty weird hill to die on

jballs ,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Also, we Costco-sized it. That is a single slice of pizza in that photo.

HeyMrDeadMan ,

To be fair, most of what I've seen of Chinese cuisine looks like dog yack, so I think we got the better end of the deal.

Drusas , (edited )

Real, eaten-in-China Chinese food is amazing. Highly regional, though, so you may love one region's cuisine and not another's. Some of the best food on earth for sure, though.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It's Chinese inspired American food.

MudMan ,
@MudMan@fedia.io avatar

Fun fact, in many places, soft-serve ice cream is known as "Italian ice cream".

What we are seeing here is a slightly botched traditional Italian lunch.

Hugh_Jeggs , (edited )

In many places

In very few places ftfy

deezbutts ,

slightly

ಠ_ಠ

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Italian pizza is really different than American.

Damage ,

Yes, usually it's a whole pizza, not one tenth

uienia ,

Pizza al taglio?

Damage ,

Va bene per i bambini

IsThisAnAI ,

You clearly have never had Italian pizza. Not even close.

Pizza is American unless you want to claim every flatbread is a pizza.

vxx ,

I don't know any European that would only eat a slice of pizza instead of the whole thing.

Chadus_Maximus ,

The only time an European eats a single slice of pizza is the next morning after they have overestimated their ability to devour the entire thing.

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

The third whole pizza*

uis , (edited )
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

Fourth. But small. D300 small.

CrowAirbrush ,

I'm on my way home from Amsterdam atm, a slice of pizza was €10.

I skipped that and left hungry, because i'm buying two pizza's and a big bottle of coke when i get home in about an hour.

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar
Psythik ,

Damn, you can get an entire large pizza for $10 at Costco. Granted, your only options are pepperoni or cheese, and the quality isn't the best (far from the worst, though), but it'll feed 1-3 people.

Still, I miss the days when you could a large pizza with unlimited toppings at various chain restaurants for $10. But that was over 10 years ago.

ThirdWorldOrder ,
@ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee avatar

A large Costco pizza will feed way more than 1-3. I’m not even trying to act like bird food eater here. I’m 225lbs and 6’2” so I know how to eat.

That said, I absolutely love Costco pizza and my safe zone is like 2 slices because they are enormous.

BruceTwarzen ,

You only need to be a cosco member and hopefully not have any previous experience with pizza

CrowAirbrush ,

Domino's still regularly has €5 pizza's on monday for pickup, at my old job during the late shift we had €17 per person to spend on food and 2 people in the shift.

We used to order 2 family xxl with their thursday 50% off for second pizza and a regular sized cheeseburger pizza+ drinks for that €34.

We both ate half our xxl and shared the regular size one, the remainder came home to feed our wives while the company covered the cost.

They even paid us a pretty decent wage too, but unfortunately the head office decided to build a new automated warehouse right when covid started that ended up only doing 30% productivity and they closed us down as a result.

Zip2 ,

Yes, but you’re forgetting that’s just a light snack to stop them from starving to death on the way home.

suction ,

I also don't know any Italian who eats their Pizza by slicing it up, folding the slice, and shoving it into their mouthes, instead of with knife and fork, like a civilized person.

vxx , (edited )

I've seen people rolling their whole pizza to eat it like a Lahmacun.

In fact it was only one person but I've seen it quite often because we saw daily.

Churbleyimyam ,

Swiss Calzone

suction ,

That was in Italy? An Italian person did that?

raef ,

That slice comes from a pie almost half a meter in diameter. That single slice has the surface area of most European pizzas.

vxx ,

Nope, you deerly underestimate the hunger for pizza over here.

raef , (edited )

I live in Germany.

You underestimate these Costco pizzas. On the 1600 square centimeters, they pile half a kilo of cheese

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

Why there is only one slice of pizza?

noxy ,
@noxy@yiffit.net avatar

One slice of Costco cheese pizza has like 700 calories

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

What diameter?

synapse1278 ,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

One football field divided by a Washington monument.

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

Regular football or one where bulls smash their heads into concussion? Also who is washing ton monument? And why? I didn't know americans built monument for ton.

synapse1278 ,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar

The second kind of football of course! You know, the one where players mostly carry the ball with their hands.

raef , (edited )

Nearly 46cm

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

Thanks

statist43 ,

He ate the rest before he could do a photo

ShouldIHaveFun ,

Looks like half the calories of a swiss fondue. We are not really European though.

nilclass ,

On which continent are you then?

ours ,

Fondue, with a starter plate of cured meats and a desert of meringue covered in double cream.

ShouldIHaveFun ,

As it should be! But please make sure it's either a "moitié moitié" or a full vacherin cheese.

ours ,

Oh and for those thinking this is too much, some even throw in an egg into the cauldron once the melted cheese is gone.

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

not really European

Wdym by that ?

ShouldIHaveFun ,

Switzerland is geographically in Europe but we are not part of the European Union. We don't want to share our cheese.

AAA ,

EUROPEAN (adjective) Belonging to or relating to Europe or its people.

That cheese got in your head.

ShouldIHaveFun ,

Yeaaah maybe I missed some subtlety of the adjective, sorry.

Hopefully I can catch some of this cheese in my head with my tongue.

AAA ,

I'm not sure if that thought is hilarious or disgusting :D

ThirdWorldOrder ,
@ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee avatar

Hmm that’s like the Indian reservations in Canada and the USA. Never thought about that before. Are they considered to be in Canada/usa? I’m pretty based off of watching Yellowstone that they get passports… anyway now I’m just rambling

uienia ,

Its not really like that at all. Switzerland is very much part of Europe and shares European culture and history with the rest of us. That person is just a little bit confused.

vxx ,

Didn't your cheese production become too clean to produce the legendary holes?

ShouldIHaveFun ,

Most of our cheeses never had holes. The ones that did still have them. You should have a look at our famous (although not the best in my opinion) Emmental if you like a cheese with holes (or should I call it holy cheese?!)

RoyalEngineering ,

Swiss

We are not really European though.

😂

ShouldIHaveFun ,

It's like saying Canadians are Americans. They do live on the American continent but are not part of the United States.

Maalus ,

No, that is like saying Canadians are on the american continent. Which they are. And so you are European.

ShouldIHaveFun ,

Sorry, I didn't know the European adjective was only referring to the continent and never to the European Union.

I still defend my point about the calories in the cheese though!

Deway ,

We do need an adjective for the EU.
Unionist? I feel like it might be taken already...

AA5B ,

United States of Europe? (lol

MrsDoyle ,

Hah! In Scotland we dip pizza in batter and deep fry it. With a deep-fried Mars bar for afters.

https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/five-glaswegian-chip-shop-delicacies-11462402

PugJesus OP ,
@PugJesus@lemmy.world avatar

Time to make a pilgrimage

Skua ,

Get drunk before having it, but if you're coming here you were probably going to do that anyway

FellatioHornblower , (edited )

The first big wave of immigrants to the US were the Scotch-Irish, which is where the American propensity to deep fry everything comes from.

You can aslo the American usurpation and economic dominance over England as those Scotch-Irish getting their revenge.

LesserAbe ,

Guys, guys, there's no point in intercontinental squabbling, we should focus on the real enemy, uh... teleporting space squid

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
Enkrod ,

Wait... is that a reference to the original Watchmen comic?

LesserAbe ,

You know it

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’m calling Gordon Ramsey on your ass.

Aux ,

Gordon Ramsey would deep fry that pizza in wagyu tallow.

robocall ,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

That deep fried creme egg looks naughty

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemm.ee avatar

Fuck, now I want pizza

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemm.ee avatar

I have now had homemade pizza that was delicious but word of advice

Don't eat a whole pizza for breakfast and lunch combined at the same time

TIN ,

Two separate pizzas for breakfast and lunch, got it.

abbiistabbii ,
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I live in Scotland, our chip shops do deep fried battered pizza. Get on our levels.

Gestrid ,

They probably have that at a state fair here in the US. They deep fry everything there, even Oreos.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Deep Fried Butter. Stick of fat wrapped in carbs fried in more fat. I don’t think that can be topped.

CheeseNoodle ,

Deep fried mars bar?

abbiistabbii ,
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

State fair's only around for one time a year, my local chippy is open all year around. bun, bunhdsmug

Crashumbc ,

We do have deep fried cheesesteaks

mokus ,

I think maybe I could go for some deep fried cheesecake

Hadriscus ,

I'm craving deepfried meatshake...

Hossenfeffer ,
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk avatar

Or a piece an' Macaroni Pie. Carb in Carb in Carb. I'm sure you could get the pie battered too in the right chip shop.

abbiistabbii ,
@abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If you eat a battered macaroni pie in a roll and down it with Irn Bru, Highland Cathedral will start playing out of nowhere.

SOB_Van_Owen ,

I'm ever astonished at the variety of deep fried stuff at Appalachian festivals and fairs. All these stalls trying to one-up the rest with the lengths they are willing to go into hot fat depravity. Grease-boiled confections and savories of every niche. A healthcare nightmare. But this is a region steeped in despair. It's tough to heap blame on folks giving up.

beveradb ,

Fuck you now I'm craving a half pizza supper and a deep fried mars bar but the nearest proper chippy is thousands of miles away back home in scotland 😭

MudMan ,
@MudMan@fedia.io avatar

Italians will cook your pasta inside a whole wheel of cheese. Spaniards deep fry pork belly and serve it as a snack. Last time I was in Eastern Europe I thought something was a sweet only to discover it was a lump of straight-up pork fat. Just raw. To munch on.

Americans may be more consistent at eating gross murderfood regularly and in large quantities, but they sure aren't the only ones to have it.

haui_lemmy ,
@haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com avatar

The big difference is in the details.

Italians dont cook your pasta in that wheel. They throw it in there and shove it around. Its no comparison to that center console by any stretch. The countries that munch on raw fat are usually freezing cold and very rough in terms of manual labor conditions. People burn through double the amount of calories or more if they have heavy manual labor and cold climate.

Maybe not the spaniards though. ;)

Damage ,

You've never been to the Po Valley. We fry mortadella here.
https://feddit.it/pictrs/image/e544857b-27d7-4a3e-8e7b-ab589f366724.webp

haui_lemmy ,
@haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com avatar

Oh wow!

Enkrod ,

Oh god... I can feel it, I can feel the East Germans commenting "that's a Jägerschnitzel" and then the flame war with the Austrians kicks off.

MudMan , (edited )
@MudMan@fedia.io avatar

Speaking of schnitzel, I was once in a very much European (but not German or Austrian) snitzel place and got served a schnitzel as the base of what seemed to be a pepperoni pizza topping.

You could also get it rolled up like a kebab with the cheese on the inside to eat on the go. I wish I had pictures, it's simultaneously the worst and best thing I've put in my mouth.

Prandom_returns ,

As an European, I cannot comprehend the width of that centre console. 2 drinks side-by-side AND some extra? Must be a full eagle screech wtf is a kilometer V8 mortr truck.

grue ,

When I was a kid, I remember being impressed that my dad's Dodge Ram could fit an entire laptop in the center console, horizontally.

Kecessa , (edited )

That be a truck, the center console can be flipped up to have a central seat in trucks where the shifter is on the steering column or besides the radio (dial in Ram trucks).

mean_bean279 ,

In some cases it’s actually 3 drinks side by side…

Generally the center consoles of full sized trucks and SUVs is as large as it is because people on construction sites wanted a file cabinet holder center console. So it can hold an 8.5 x 11 or A4 sized paper horizontally in the center with a holder.

Fogle ,

They can also fit 3 across the front a lot of the time

FreshLight ,
@FreshLight@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fun fact:

It's "a European" since the pronunciation starts with "ˌjʊ".
Similar thing with "university".

I'm not trying to be a dick but to spread information.

Ok, that's all. Thank you for reading :)

Ibaudia ,
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

I don't know why but those ice cream things make me physically sick to look at sometimes. That amount of sugar in one sitting is borderline lethal for me.

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

now imagine drinking it after you just had Pizza+Soda

UltraGiGaGigantic ,

Man, I feel sluggish. Let's get a sugar coffee drink!

33550336 ,
@33550336@lemmy.world avatar

It's like my breakfast and i'm an european. Some american vibe in an eastern europe shithole. But I would add a spicy sauce to the pizza.

JohnOliver , (edited )
@JohnOliver@feddit.dk avatar

The meal is what it is. Collieries for a whole family dinner

But how wide is that center console of your car? Double cup holders side by side?

I can barely have my coffee in my VW FOX and still change to the top row of gears without tripping it over...

https://feddit.dk/pictrs/image/0cc3f624-b162-45c1-b5c0-3e5566c57f7b.webp

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar
JohnOliver ,
@JohnOliver@feddit.dk avatar

Lose weight: drive a stick.
Driving stick, saves lives!

https://feddit.dk/pictrs/image/016b06b5-fd8e-4366-aa5b-0d1a6aad4653.webp

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