BruceTwarzen

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BruceTwarzen ,

I ä̃m a humåñ ënglḷʃh pərsö̃ⁿ

BruceTwarzen ,

People would buy an actual turd on temu if it's cheap enough. Just read these comments here... But it's cheap. Congrats, you bought cheap garbage and it got send around the globe by a company that sells your data

BruceTwarzen ,

I hate how much they are spreading for no reason. We have rather small parking lots, especially in denser areas and underground parkings. Some 20 years ago that was never a problem at all. Now people take forever to park their shitty cars. People have to get out before they park, so they just stand in the way. Many use 2 parking spots because their fat asses can't get out of their fat cars, or they just can't drive in general and decided they need the biggest car they can afford to get groceries.

BruceTwarzen ,

What a fantastic car design

Tesla is recalling its Cybertruck for the fourth time to fix problems with trim pieces that can come loose and front windshield wipers that can fail | The new recalls each affect over 11,000 trucks ( apnews.com )

The company says in the documents that the front windshield wiper motor controller can stop working because it’s getting too much electrical current. A wiper that fails can cut visibility, increasing the risk of a crash. The Austin, Texas, company says it knows of no crashes or injuries caused by the problem....

BruceTwarzen ,

When people pay over 100k to be crash test dummies

BruceTwarzen ,

I saw an interesting thing where they wanted that raptor chase scene, but raptors are only knee height, which isn't very intimidating. Then, while filming, someone discovered a raptor skeleton that was human sized, so they took it. It apparently didn't look anything like the ones in the movie, but they really wanted it and had an excuse to use it.

BruceTwarzen ,

There is that little thing called don't torture cows to get their titty juice. But pasteurization is a good loophole too

BruceTwarzen ,

I wonder if the outer wilds was less successful than it was because there was another game called outer worlds.

I still don't know which game is which, and i played on of them

BruceTwarzen ,

A bunch of old ass rocks that you have to pay money to look at. I hope all that ancient ass shit goes away at some point and humans can look forward.

Putin says Russia and North Korea will help each other if attacked, taking ties to a ‘new level’ ( www.cnn.com )

Vladimir Putin said Russia and North Korea have ramped up ties to a “new level,” pledging to help each other if either nation is attacked in a “breakthrough” new partnership announced during the Russian president’s rare visit to the reclusive state....

BruceTwarzen ,

I just wonder what russians think about that. Are they like: well everyone hates us, but the north korean are on our side, so we're doing preeeeetty good i'd say

BruceTwarzen ,

You only need to be a cosco member and hopefully not have any previous experience with pizza

BruceTwarzen ,

When a skydiver died skydiving, do you really blame the pilot of the airplane that got him up there? These are adults who choose to believe in fairytales

BruceTwarzen ,

So what you're saying is that the earth is flat.

BruceTwarzen ,

I'm honestly not gonna use youtube without ad and sponsor block.

BruceTwarzen ,

I'd rather fuck with them and make them waste resources.

BruceTwarzen ,

I met a girl on tinder and we talked for a while. We lived kinda far away, so we were just texting a bit. She only had very cryptic pictures, and she only sent me weird pictures. So i assumed she is not very pretty, self conscious, or overweight.
I had some time off and she asked me if she wanted to come over. So the fastest way to get over there was by car and then hipping on a car train thingy and drive the rest again. But i agreed, seems fun and i didn't have anything better to do. On the way she was texting me if i would really show up, and i said yes. She asked if i knew that dhe wasn't thin. And i said i kinda assumed so. She then sent me the first almost normal picture where you could see that she was in fact overweight. When i arrived there, she was very very overweight. We talked for a bit and it was kinda miserable. She's the kind of person who hardly lets you finish a sentence, because she wants to tell something. At some point it was too late for my train, so i started to make out with her, and i literally thought: at least she's not talking anymore. We had sex later and it was not great at all, there was just too much of her and she was out of breath before we even made it to the bedroom. I was so glad when it was done, and she then told me that she thinks she snores and i need to wake her up when she does.
She snored like i have never heard before, and i didn't want to wake her up. I had to stay there until 9am and it was miserable. She asked me if i wanted to stay for lunch, and i was just waiting for the clock to jump to 9am so i could bolt, i only slept for like half an hour and had like 3 hours to drive home.

BruceTwarzen ,

I wouldn't mind letting a "robot" do that kind of work. In a perfect world that would mean less work. In the real world it means they van fire some people and make even more money. But then again, i would never eat at McDonald's anyway, so it's hard to boycott

BruceTwarzen ,

Saying that it's some chinese brand is super funny. They make like 80% of batteries. I often heat people saying they don't want some chinese led's, they want the good stuff. Do people think there is a guy called Philip who solders led's in his basement in Michigan?

BruceTwarzen ,

Are you worried they run out of copies or something?

BruceTwarzen ,

12 people got really pissed, which is everyone.

BruceTwarzen ,

People actually thought it was pretty good. I was kinda shocked how bad it was. Started watching it when it aired, i still haven't watched more than 4 episodes and i doubt i will ever watch more.

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