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Amazon Mulls $5 to $10 monthly price tag for unprofitable Alexa service, AI revamp ( www.reuters.com )

Amazon (AMZN.O) is planning a major revamp of its decade-old money-losing Alexa service to include a conversational generative AI with two tiers of service and has considered a monthly fee of around $5 to access the superior version, according to people with direct knowledge of the company's plans.

Fapper_McFapper ,

LMAO, let me get this straight. You want me to pay for the privilege of being spied on. We really did jump timelines. Fuck all these greedy companies.

Fapper_McFapper ,

But if I keep my mouth shut how will I assert that I am the most important human on the planet?

Fapper_McFapper ,

We’re gonna run out of screen in three days!

Fapper_McFapper ,

Correction, a man and his brain worm are having a conversation and accusing a company of action they are allowed to perform.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Line of succession and all that.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Well, at least this time there may have been no casualties. Except maybe the occupants of the white bronco. Innocent civilians didn’t die, so we’ve got that going for us.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Betcha he took a shower and forgot to put it in shower mode.

Fapper_McFapper ,

Of fuck, you just reminded me of that commercial. HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

Thanks Obama!

Fapper_McFapper ,

Where does it end? Toilet seat advertisements? Telephone poles that project advertisements onto your windows? Alarm clocks that wake you up at 2 in the morning to play an ad? Bathroom mirrors with built in ads? Advertisement screen when you’re trying to pump your gas? Shoes that play an advert when you tie them? Ads when you open your closet door? Floor tiles made of screens that play an ad when you walk near them? Coffins with built in advertising? A toaster that toasts ads onto your bread?

Fapper_McFapper ,

Little advice for those getting this procedure. Do not forget to put your Neuralink in shower mode when you take a shower. You have been warned.

This Electric AT Trike Promises To Be the Smoothest and Fastest Way To Get Around Town ( www.autoevolution.com )

This electric trike features a wild frame with Ackerman steering and a rear crankarm and sporting fat tires; it's currently selling for around $6,200

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