Shitty Food Porn

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willya , in Texas Cheese Fries
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Call the health department on that place.

Kolanaki , in Texas Cheese Fries
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What the absolute fuck is wrong with those jalapenos? Almost thought it was sauce but it's only on the inside of the peppers. Are they not ripe? 🤢

Also: Where the motherfuckin' cheese at?!

RebekahWSD ,
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I've cut up a lot of jalapeños and I've never seen them do this, it's upsetting.

I simply must believe it's cheese somehow. Somehow!

ssm , in Texas Cheese Fries
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Damn OP you in prison?

amio , in Texas Cheese Fries

Fucking yikes, I would not have paid for that. Looks like it was already eaten once.

BurningRiver , (edited ) in Texas Cheese Fries

Pitiful rubbery bacon, greasy unmelted shredded “cheese”, and whatever that white shit on the jalapeños is. I might have smashed that container face down on the counter if someone handed me that.

10/10 post

mozz , in Texas Cheese Fries
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I'm a little conflicted about whether this is clearly shit or some pretty dope ass fries

It depends on the quality of the fries and the cheese (and the jalapenos), which I'll assume is poor and the overall product is therefore shit, but ngl I was hankering for them a little when I saw those big jalapeno slices

i_stole_ur_taco , in Texas Cheese Fries

And it’s in a takeout container, which means you paid too much for it and it was cold and soggy when you finally got it.

F

apocalypticat ,
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Even worse, a takeout container next to a box with packing peanuts in it. Did they get soggy fries shipped to them?

NJSpradlin , in Texas Cheese Fries

Reminds me of ordering* ‘Cajun fries’ at that one American fast food diner with the black and white checkerboard. They literally charge you a quarter more to sprinkle the same Cajun seasoning that’s on your table. Holy fuck… I was more than a little pissed when I saw that after sitting down.

DessertStorms , in Texas Cheese Fries
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I was so confused by the round white bits, my brain kept saying "mushrooms" because of the colour but also recognising it isn't mushroom shaped, took me far too long to realise it was jalapenos covered in some sort of sauce/dressing.. Either way, that looks grim.

acetanilide ,

I thought it was mold 😬

Fapper_McFapper , in Texas Cheese Fries

Someone should go to jail for this.

Annoyed_Crabby , in Texas Cheese Fries

Ok wow this is truly shitty. Everything looks soggy and sad.

herrcaptain , in Texas Cheese Fries

Jesus Christ. I just saw the body of your post which implies that this was something you had to pay for. Were you by chance the victim in a prank show?

TowardsTheFuture , in Texas Cheese Fries

Mmm boiled fries with milk

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Texas Cheese Fries

Looks like someone ate shitty barbecue then puked on raw fries.

DaddleDew , in Texas Cheese Fries

Did they just open a bag of frozen fries and let them thaw on the counter before serving?

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