Shitty Food Porn

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DaddleDew , in Texas Cheese Fries

Did they just open a bag of frozen fries and let them thaw on the counter before serving?

wesker , in Only €14,95!!!!
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This looks like something a British person would enjoy.

9point6 ,

This is 100% targeted at large sunburned bald blokes in wife-beater vests from Portsmouth who only go on holiday to a corner of Spain that has all the same shops and restaurants as at home.

Aggravationstation ,

That's the life blood of the Costa del Sol, baby!

send_me_your_mommy_milkers ,
@send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world avatar

Simple 'as

9point6 ,

Laarvly

The_Che_Banana ,
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cooked by sunlight

essell ,

Confirmed

Am British, would enjoy

Oisteink ,

I would enjoy this. Im barely 1/8 British but my other ancestors colonised large parts of north england so I think of them as our weird long lost relatives.

Aggravationstation ,

Hey cuz!

Oisteink ,

Hallo!!

NakariLexfortaine , in Inverted

Only if the little pizzas have even smaller pineapples on top.

Possibly served by a tiny coffeeshop, within a small bookstore, contained in a slightly larger coffeeshop, and an even larger bookstore.

zakobjoa , in Texas Cheese Fries
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None of this looks like food.

Etterra ,

It barely even looks like food components.

wesker , in Texas Cheese Fries
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I virtually never return food. But I'd sure as hell return that.

Mr_Wobble , in Texas Cheese Fries

Is that a packing peanut in the upper right of the pic? I think I'd rather eat that packing peanut.

herrcaptain ,

Growing up there was this punk house in my town I spent a lot of time at. For some reason they had a giant bag of packing peanuts, and someone said they were edible. We proceeded to eat a fair number of them. Not like a ton, but probably a few each. Definitely more styrofoam than a person should eat.

There was also a small trampoline in the living room and I remember one day where it was declared acceptable to nut-punch each other. Just adding that to give context for the collective genius at work there.

Anyway, I guess that was my body's introduction to microplastic.

Catoblepas ,

If they dissolved when you ate them don’t worry, you probably just ate corn that wasn’t processed in a way intended for human consumption 👍

herrcaptain ,

Well now I wish I had eaten more.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

I also ate packing peanuts at a punk house, no living room trampoline unfortunately haha. Is this just a punk house thing?

herrcaptain ,

Maybe the rumor of edible packing peanuts is a more widespread legend among punks than anyone would have guessed.

chooglers , in Inverted

I feel pretty stoned

Annoyed_Crabby , in Cheese Volcano Pizza

If it's shitty, why am i drooling

Cruxifux ,

Yeah seriously, this looks fantastic

paysrenttobirds , in Cursed Nigiri

I would try that

ssm , in Texas Cheese Fries
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Damn OP you in prison?

Dagnet , in Popcorn Shrimp

wait wait, they thought popcorn shrimp should ACTUALLY HAVE POPCORN? What the actual fuck haha

kamenlady ,
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They did and also served it as a proper dish in a restaurant, this is what i don't get my head around. Like, did everyone involved think this is ok or did everyone watch full of schadenfreude, as the rookie started cooking?

Dagnet ,

I wonder if there was a language/cultural barrier there like "you want me to cook popcorn shrimp? You sure about that? Well, OK then boss"

amio , in Texas Cheese Fries

Fucking yikes, I would not have paid for that. Looks like it was already eaten once.

Iapar , in Inverted

Like someone farted in my anus.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

hashtag sorrynotsorry

Squirrelanna ,
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Happens more often than you think. It's likely you fart in your anus at least once a day.

___spannungsbogen , in Sandwich: fried egg (broken), spinach (hidden), tomato (walmart), colby jack, on white (burger bun (previously frozen))

I would still crush this in 5 secs flat. Good job, chef

BeigeAgenda , in Sandwich: fried egg (broken), spinach (hidden), tomato (walmart), colby jack, on white (burger bun (previously frozen))
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I'm sure it still tastes better than McD's

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