Shitty Food Porn

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Someguy89 , in Throwback to when Gordon Ramsay made the world's worst grilled cheese sandwich

He has to be trolling right?!? It's fucking raw ya donkey!

dudewitbow ,

He used very thick* bread, the wrong cheese and cooked it on a pan over an open fireplace, the worst way to grill a grilled cheese (bread burns extremely fast, gives no chance for cheese to melt)

PurpleReign , in Throwback to when Gordon Ramsay made the world's worst grilled cheese sandwich
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To me, it looks like he was on vacation traveling, but needed to get a quick video in to keep his schedule and just said "fuck it".

tegs_terry , in Throwback to when Gordon Ramsay made the world's worst grilled cheese sandwich

Just what everyone wants with their cheese on toast, a mound of fucking kimchi.

He always does shit like that, he can't just make the dish he has to add something. He was making a great looking bread and butter pudding once then covered it in sultanas it was the worst.

What a clunge.

intelati , in I suddenly don’t want cake…

I mean sure. Initially it looks horrid. But think about it. It's just a hardboiled egg.. there's worse things it could be

SWIM , in This is an insult to the cow that died for this to exist....

Berries and meat are a good combination

Pxtl ,
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Did a black bear post this?

avidamoeba , in Oh yeah, it's all coming together...
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Is this before or after you ate it?

Pxtl , in Watermelon Chicken
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A bird died for this.

general_kitten ,

A bird died for our sins.

Gnugit , in Garlic Bread 😍

Honestly, you could get away with this if your garlic was well roasted enough. It becomes sweet and gentle at a certain point.

Your breath will be horribly rancid the next day though...

hellothere , in This picture of a "cheese dream" from Wikipedia

Only Americans could fuck up cheese on toast.

ininewcrow , in Hibachi
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I have a stove top like that ... and I've never once thought of doing this ... now that I see it ... I'm wondering if I should.

isVeryLoud ,
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No, it's incredibly difficult to clean, even though it's a glass surface.

It also cooks super unevenpy since only some spots are hot.

ininewcrow ,
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I'm dumb but not stupid ... don't worry guys, I'm not even going to attempt this ... I know how to cook and I know not to do this ... even as a joke.

Kerandir ,

We don't trust you, stay away from the stove!

newtraditionalists , in Candy Corn Dog

I just. Like. How can you believe god exists when this is out there?

sbv , in Healthy Snack Salad

if it's brown, flush it down /s

In all seriousness, this at least shows portion control, so it isn't all bad.

spacecowboy ,

This is just the first part of a 12 course salad.

Mr_Blott , in My neon orange ghost pepper whopper

That looks like it contains about 7 ingredients that are banned in the EU 😳

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Only seven?

Omgarm , in Fish and Chips, close enough right?

It's salty, the fish probably tastes good and you're not trying to impress anyone else. Live your life and enjoy!

boblin , in How to keep a man

The man can't leave if he's shitting his brains out.

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