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pantyhosewimp , in Elf Rave

Cirez D - Drums In The Deep

https://youtu.be/Go-1FOVDItI

essell , in Elf Rave

Its Mordor on the dancefloor

psud ,

Better not kill the groove, DJ

bdonvr , in Earth divided

Why did they decide to lump in Australia/NZ with Latin America?

addie ,
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There's three regions missing here - region 0 is "worldwide", region 7 is "special purpose", Oscar screening DVDs and the like, and region 8 is "international waters" for cruise ships and things. You can set several regions on the same disk, to make a 2/4/5 and the like. Set each region as a bit, and you can store that in a single byte - that makes it very easy to flash the firmware on DVD players to decide which disks they can play. Aus/NZ will want content in English and Latin America will want Spanish or Portuguese, so the DVD consortium can still get up to their often-illegal, certainly immoral, price fixing and bullshit.

Really, fuck DVDs. So much potential in the increased capacity, and then it was mired in crap like this and "disabled user operations" so that you can't skip trailers. Time to raise the black flag and set sail for prosperous waters, me hearties.

chrash0 ,

this comment traveled in time from 2001 lol

einlander , in Earth divided

Where's region 0?

MHLoppy OP ,
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Region code 0 ("Worldwide") discs work in all regions: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DVD_region_code

einlander ,

I know, should be on the list for the privileged class who have no boundaries.

Skua ,

Damn Antarctic elites

edgemaster72 , (edited )
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The future that sovereign citizens didn't know they were striving towards

Revan343 ,

Everywhere

PythagreousTitties , in Earth divided

New Ace Combat lore just dropped

Aielman15 ,
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I see no borders from up here my modded console.

LodeMike , (edited ) in Earth divided

Why is South Africa part of Europe? Because it's wealthier and Europe was the easiest option?

Edit: and Africa is on the same region as Russia and India? I think I should stop trying to rationalize this.

PythagreousTitties ,

Probably results of varied trade deals, buisnesses, colonization, and just a long history of how the world has globalized in general.

deus , (edited )

Region 5 looks like they said "screw it, let's just throw all the countries left into a single region and call it a day"

larouxn ,
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For a second I thought maybe due to their historical colonial ties to the UK but that logic falls apart when you realize AU and NZ are in a separate region from the UK... so... 🤷‍♂️

MHLoppy OP , in Earth divided
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Etterra , in "You can pay me with the fallen"

Well you're asking for swordsman to fight skeletons, that's your first mistake. What you need is a steel drivin' man.

lord_ryvan ,

“I need a hammersman to fight a skeleton army”

mosiacmango ,

Just really, really blunt the swords edges.

Etterra ,

While according to the rules of most RPGs you are technically correct, and therefore according to Futurama the best kind of correct, it still won't work that way.

MindTraveller ,

This is Swords comic

NakariLexfortaine , in "You can pay me with the fallen"

They're Undead.

Blunt, not edged. They resist edged weapons.

PugJesus OP ,
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"I need to unsharpen my blade"

RizzRustbolt ,

"Oh... So, scabbard on I guess."

justaderp ,

I would think a two-hander is massive enough to be a blunt weapon if turned sideways, striking with the flat of the sword. But, my opinion is really uninformed.

PugJesus OP ,
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NakariLexfortaine ,

I'd allow it, at my table.

Using the flat of your blade is a valid tactic for blunting blows, be it against undead or to incapacitate a target.

But I'd also give you a slight disadvantage, as you're now going to be fighting your blade becoming a fan.

scrion , (edited )

I'd also decrease the damage a bit if actually used as a bludgeoning weapon.

NakariLexfortaine ,

Yeah, that'd be fair, and it's how I normally treat using the shaft of a pole weapon as staff.

Unless it's a Monk. Damn them, and their versatility!

errer ,

Can’t gnaw on shattered bones

Graycliff , in Elf Rave

Shadowrun has entered the chat.

aeronmelon , in Elf Rave

The original, and still the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7EAdPUqvQ

Archpawn ,

I like this version better, though I admit it's less relevant to the meme.

Shivirani , in Elf Rave

The glowing sign would clearly show if the DJ was there

recursive_recursion , in Elf Rave
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if you wouldn't mind
Please mark as NSFW🤗

MajorMajormajormajor ,

N I P P L E

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aeronmelon ,

Elppin is a good Dwarf name.

Archpawn ,

Elppin is a valid Troll name.

MajorMajormajormajor ,

Elppin Broadchest of the Ma[c]mmary clan.

unexposedhazard ,

Just the word nipple does not make this post nsfw and there is no nsfw imagery

experbia ,
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I've seen you do this like 2 or 3 times now - is this your weird hyper-puritanical troll tactic to farm engagement? Find posts that are not NSFW but gently brush up against any topic of human (or elf, apparently) anatomy and call for them to be marked the same as hardcore porn? lol - should I mark my post as NSFW because I said the word "porn"?

i cannot imagine what you'd find NSFW about this post. the mention of a nipple? the topic of piercing? of raves? humor? elves are hot, maybe it's elves.

No_Change_Just_Money , in How mysterious!

For us, the opposite happened

The DM had a list of names but forgot to delete one and reused it 10 sessions later

Turns out the old noble is the grandpa of the guard drinking at the tavern, and therefore, they share their name

Susaga ,
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Nah, do what Adventure is Nigh did. The first NPC they met was Jeremy Goodsex, and when a guard yelled at another guard, he used the name Jeremy. He then argued that it's a very common name, and lots of people are called Jeremy.

So for every NPC in season 1, about a quarter had the name Jeremy. It's a very common name.

Attaxalotl ,

Bimothy is a very common name for pirates

TheGiantKorean , in How mysterious!
@TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world avatar

Or when you didn't come up with a name for an NPC.

"There are those that call me... Tim?"

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