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Neato , in How mysterious!
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The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarfs know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.

auroz ,

Zoenen Hoobastank

CottyCat ,

Fangy Yelly

Gormadt ,
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But the local humans call me Phil the Drunkard

AngryCommieKender , (edited )

Seriously, why are the local humans such dicks? Had a human wizard that was known as Katherine the Great by the wizard-hating dwarves, because she spoke draconic and brokered a peace between them and the kobolds. The orcs called her Katherine the Timeless, because she got ahold of a potion of heal, and a philosopher's stone before her 17th birthday, and made herself a potion of eternal youth/ immortality. The local humans called her Katherine Lady of Death......

rickrolled767 , in How mysterious!

Different scenario but in my first time dming I ended up naming two characters Phil... they were both bandits.

NakariLexfortaine ,

That's when you turn it into a running gag, and see if anyone notices before they're clearing out whole camps simply named "Phil".

rickrolled767 ,

Lol, they didn't outright kill all the bandits so they ran into them again several levels later. It was a fun time

5too , (edited )

Hah, my first time, I had one of the bandits yell "Sammy!" to another, a name I just grabbed on impulse. Sammy was also one of the PC's names...

Susaga ,
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Adventure is Nigh (a D&D actual play starring Yahtzee) had both a prisoner and a guard called Jeremy in episode 1. It was pointed out, so roughly a quarter of the NPCs in season 1 were named Jeremy.

Dettweiler42 , in How mysterious!

Turns out he's two kobolds in a trench coat. His name depends on who's on top that day.

sundray ,
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TheGiantKorean ,
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CodexArcanum , in How mysterious!

Hey if it's good enough for From software...

anindefinitearticle , in Flex Seal
spittingimage , in It should be about *rehabilitation*
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Fuck those fuckers. I critted twice in my last session and rolled minimum damage both times!

joyjoy , in Flex Seal

To show you the power of Flex Seal, I sawed this bard in half!

fsxylo , in They're just fun to browse through, ok?

I have a vampire the masquerade v20 book and some supplements, not because I'm interested in running it, but because I think it's the most compelling vampire fiction ever written.

gamermanh , in They're just fun to browse through, ok?
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I can't afford that many paper books, man, sorry

Do I have every book for DND pirated as a PDF so that I can reference them, though? maybe

Do I have a digital backup of the Cyberpunk books? totally

Do I have an esoteric collection of random magic items and mobs I've seen as I browse over the last 15 years? oh fuck actually did I accidentally delete this folder I literally just realized as I typed this oh no

Vagabondshad2 , in They're just fun to browse through, ok?

Looks wistfully at L5R, Shadowrun, Deadlands, and a shitload D&D 3.0

southsamurai , in They're just fun to browse through, ok?
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Hell, be an rpg hero and make it a lending library to your actively playing associates.

The only parts of my collection that I don't lend out are the absurdly difficult to replace box kits. Even then, I'll make copies of the material. My kid's d&d group plays 5e, but the DM has borrowed some of my 3.x books for ideas, and has (with full supervision because I'm a little protective) had access to my spelljammer box (before they redid it).

Besides, I may end up running a game again. Most of my regular players have expressed interest, and it's only scheduling that keeps it from happening. Shit, I might even do a game with the original rule materials some day, the way I used to do ad&d short games (a few months of a story, or breaking out a module) when we were playing 3.x

edgemaster72 , in It should be about *rehabilitation*
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You don't roll around much? Jail.

You roll around too much? Believe it or not, jail.

We have the best dice in the world. Because of jail.

CodexArcanum , in It should be about *rehabilitation*

Look, this isn't a diceocracy, its a dicetatorship. If they can't roll right, perhaps they have no place in our society.

TheMightyCanuck ,
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Send those dice to the WALL

samus12345 , in Sometimes it's just easier to let the players shop
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They need to unload their diseased rat livers somewhere!

YungOnions , in Sometimes it's just easier to let the players shop
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Unrelated, but what is that black/dark grey thing on the desk?

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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It looks like one of those plastic desk organizer things. They usually have various slots for pens, post-it notes, etc.

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