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cheeseandkrakens , in Gambling can be Deception vs Insight, or Sleight of Hand vs Perception... or raw INT, or Strength (if it's arm wrestling) or Intimidate or-

I love Konsi SOOO much. These comics are wonderful

Sanctus , in "Do you know how many spells are just recycled incantations?"
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"No, we don't ever touch the old Seance. The wizards of old wrote it a long time ago and the last time we changed a word it stopped summoning demons in jars and started summoning them in rectal cavities. Just leave it alone."

MajorHavoc , (edited )

"That spell is setup to cast itself at exactly midnight, every night, in every monestary in our order. Except the black crater, of course."

"Why not at the black crater?"

"We're not sure. There wasn't anyone left to ask."

IzzyScissor , (edited )

midnight

Oh no. Do you mean Midnight for each monestary locally, or do you mean when it's midnight at our prime monestary that it is cast? Three are in the time zone an hour ahead, and seven are an hour behind! They need to happen simultaneously for it to work!

Jesus_666 , (edited )

Still better than the spell that needs to be cast at local noon. They synchronized those by having each monastery create and then destroy an invisible copy of the sun whenever they cast it. You don't want to know how expensive to maintain that is.

experbia , (edited )
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I'm really liking the idea of the day-to-da experience for a working mage in the magical standards agency responsible for keeping all these things in order. An even more arcane IEEE, if that's possible.

Spells extracting energy from another magical system MUST send a request for draw before beginning extraction.
High-capacitance spells SHOULD respond to all requests with positive authorization if sufficient capacity exists, but MUST reply in some way.

CheeseNoodle ,

We're a little worried about what happens when the astral calender hits the new millenium but no ones figured out how to insert another date rune without causing the whole magic circle to start smoking alarmingly.

rockSlayer , in New adventuring party just dropped

However, it's geographically improbable

PugJesus OP ,
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"So you're saying there's a chance"

pyrflie ,

Actually there are several pretty good settings in the 1860s-80s, California, New York, London, Hong Kong, and Egypt (Suez Canal constructed 1859-1869). The more I looked into it the richer it got.

BrerChicken ,

Not with a sailor in the mix, it's not!

bassomitron ,

Yeah, the pirate could easily be the lynchpin that brought them together.

Dasus , (edited )
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Eh, pirate sails around the world, picks up disgraced samurai who needs to leave Japan. Afterwards they'll sail to England at some point or another, and the thief is looking for passage to America (as a thief he needs to get abroad for a while). They sail over the Atlantic, where they meet the cowboy who's driven cattle from the West to sell at a better price on the East coast.

A call to adventure on top, aaand campaign is a go.

gramathy ,

Would make more sense if the thief was bound for Australia as a convict with the privateer,then some shit happened and they ended up in Japan, then sailed for the west coast of the US.

Dasus ,
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I like the suggestion, but had to do a bit of research for it.

As with sailing, traveling routes are not as simple as with flying.

So I began to wonder how common it would've been to sail from Japan to the US during that time. Which is why I did my route as I did. The Atlantic was more common to use, at least during a certain part of history.

Here's the common route too Australia

But, I ended reading that whole reply more or less. https://www.quora.com/During-the-age-of-sail-how-would-crossing-the-Pacific-Ocean-have-compared-to-crossing-the-Atlantic-Ocean

And I guess yours is plausible and might make for a better story, actually. But pretty much just barely timing wise, as the scenario takes place in the 1860's right? The Treaty of Kanagawa was signed on March 31, 1854, ending Japan's 220-year-old policy of national seclusion (sakoku).

TranscendentalEmpire ,

You wouldn't need anything that extravagant, you could reasonably find all these people in California in the late 1800's. The earliest Japanese immigrants to California happened in the 1860's. After the gold rush people from all over the world flocked to Cali.

PriorityMotif ,
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Gunslinger comes across the samurai who has escaped to America and is hiding as a railroad worker. Some kind of fuckery happens and they escape and go to San Francisco. They meet the English dandy and they get into some more fuckery and the privateer gets them back out to sea.

pyrflie ,

San Fransisco 1880 would be a plausible setting. The only one that would kinda be out there would be the Samurai and even that's not too far of a stretch.

TranscendentalEmpire ,

It's actually pretty plausible, the first wave of Japanese people to immigrate to California and Hawaii was in the 1860s. By the 1900 census there were nearly 25k Japanese people living on the West Coast.

grue ,

And I guess since the Meiji Restoration was bad news for the samurai class, it makes sense that they would want to emigrate.

(I looked it up because often it isn't the upper classes that are motivated to leave a society, but in this case it checks out.)

pyrflie ,

This was my thinking for the Samurai, we are basically looking at embassy staff and exiles that managed to retain their weapons.

Skua ,

The first Japanese embassy to America even landed in San Francisco in 1860

sxan , in It's terrifying...
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They're not kids anymore. Eleven just got married. No way they can pass them off as younger now.

jmcs ,

You say that like TV series producers don't have a history of casting adults to play teenagers.

CleoTheWizard ,
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Honestly it’s not that hard, they just use clothing and makeup to disguise their height and age. Works really well for the most part.

sxan ,
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Oof, I mean, CGI can go a long way, but still... some actors stay young-looking (Johnny Depp did, for a long time), but it's a large cast and not all of them will. And they have to do it for an entire season, which gets expensive.

But, we'll see. My money's on a fast-forward into the 90's, like someone else suggested.

sirico ,
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I always thought they'd do an I.T style band gets back together in the 90s

sxan ,
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That's probably wise. 90's nostalgia seems to be "in" these days.

Anyolduser ,

They could do a time jump.

sxan ,
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How so? Like the ones they've done before? The season jumps ahead a few years? That's what I'm expecting; I guess I'm saying it's not quite right still calling them "kids."

They could do something like X-Men: Days of Future Past, where the Earth has become a sort out Vecna hellish nightmare and they go back in time to fix it, maybe run into their younger selves, or around themselves, like the DS-9 episode Trials and Tribble-ations. It'd be a pretty sad knock-off plot device, and it'd be expensive for them to run an entire season like that.

Anyway, all I was saying that they're not kids anymore. I think it was the recent announcement of Millie Bobby Brown's marriage that really made me aware of how much time has passed. Season 1 first aired 8 years ago.

neo , in Rules for Fae

I'm trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.

You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:

C: "Hi, excuse me. I'm looking for tomatoes."

You: "We are out for today."

C: "Oh, that's unfortunate."

You: "" (still avoiding eye contact)

C: "Well, how about I come back tomorrow?"

You: "There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow."

C: "Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?"

You: "If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes."

C: "Are you alright?"

Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.

activ8r ,

Uh-huh. What's wrong with that? Seems perfect.

RandomLegend ,
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Describes my typical retail experience, i wouldn't call that weird at all :D

Tropper ,

I don't know why, but I can only read this in a robot-like monotone way. Which makes it so much better.

Amir ,
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This seems accurate

bricklove , in Don't let your guard down

I love the attention to detail in the armor. It looks straight from 15th century Germany (well, the area eventually known as Germany)

JoshuaSlowpoke777 , (edited )

“…the Holy Roman Empire.” (Quickly and quietly) “It’s actually Germany, but don’t worry about it”

Edit: to be clear, I was quoting Bill Wurtz

awesome_lowlander , in Don't let your guard down

Who wouldn't that work on? Pizza, wine, PJs

Anticorp ,

Recovering alcoholics on a diet?

awesome_lowlander ,

Cuddles?

Infynis , in When the DM tries to make it as obvious as possible
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"Alright guys, so, obviously it's cursed. But imagine how good it would be if we could sneak it into some bad guy's pocket. I pick up the gem."

Neato ,
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GM: "Uhh, allllriiiiight. Make a wisdom saving throw. DC: fuck you."

edgemaster72 ,
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Player: Somehow rolls Fuck You +1

GM: ...

GM: Uhhhh, I'm gonna need 15 minutes

Neato ,
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I did that once. Put on the necromancer's crown and crit the save. I was going to have to make those crit saves hourly so I reluctantly took it off.

mindbleach ,

"Does a 40 save?"

"Look me in the eyes, and tell me: should it?"

LodeMike , (edited ) in Earth divided

Why is South Africa part of Europe? Because it's wealthier and Europe was the easiest option?

Edit: and Africa is on the same region as Russia and India? I think I should stop trying to rationalize this.

PythagreousTitties ,

Probably results of varied trade deals, buisnesses, colonization, and just a long history of how the world has globalized in general.

deus , (edited )

Region 5 looks like they said "screw it, let's just throw all the countries left into a single region and call it a day"

larouxn ,
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For a second I thought maybe due to their historical colonial ties to the UK but that logic falls apart when you realize AU and NZ are in a separate region from the UK... so... 🤷‍♂️

nieceandtows , in Normie Gary

Big mistake summoning him because now he's gonna bore them to death.

BolexForSoup , (edited ) in Gambling can be Deception vs Insight, or Sleight of Hand vs Perception... or raw INT, or Strength (if it's arm wrestling) or Intimidate or-

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itsnicodegallo ,

"A little". Lol

entropicdrift ,
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As an old anime fan, welcome to the club lol

ahdok OP ,
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And somehow my favourite character is still Dusa.

MouseKeyboard ,

Never would have guessed you'd like the tiny green girl.

BolexForSoup ,

She’s great

AnarchistArtificer ,

Oh man, I loved Dusa's interactions. It was nice that being close to Dusa wasn't framed as being "just" friends, because that would implicitly put friendship as less important than romantic and/or sexual relationships. Like, friendship isn't a consolation prize, nor is it "rolling to seduce" and failing, but so many games and other media depict it that way

Atlas48 , in In the Halls of the Short Mountain King
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I love worldbuilding where it makes sense when you just plop it down in a historical context.

bbuez , (edited ) in "Do you know how many spells are just recycled incantations?"

Let me introduce you to: Noita

WARNING: Teleporting to a location that is in the middle of unloading can delete the player character.

Fish-Swapper:
Mostly same as deer-swapper, but fish do not explode and are an alternative to deercoy.

And other fun sentences. The wandbuilding mechanics are second to none. You will accidentally kill yourself, and you may not know how.

skulblaka ,
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I lost a run the other day to a series of events, one of which included me (in-game) finding and eating enough psychedelic fungus to trigger a shift in reality, which transmuted all smoke in the universe and any created thereafter, into acid. Like carbolic acid, not the fun drugsy kind.

Acid, naturally, eats through all creatures and materials in the game world, including many things you'd consider otherwise invulnerable, until it evaporates - into flammable gas.

Therefore any time an object or material caught fire (which is often, with or without player interference), it would quickly consume anything below it for several meters while feeding itself with flammable gas and spreading to any new flammable materials it uncovered.

The world very quickly became a very large mess.

bbuez , (edited )

God run, greed calls... Midas'd myself. Had to take a couple month break lol

E: oh and dont get me started on poly mage

JackbyDev ,

Also, as someone who didn't understand this, most of the crazy stuff you get right away. I think because it sort of looks like Terraria I thought a lot of stuff is crazy high level items but it's not.

bbuez ,

That's just the beauty of its spell system, found yourself a trigger spell, double cast, and chainsaw? Well now you have a gattling wand. Want to impose 4 billion damage onto your archenemy? One simple spell may do the trick

DmMacniel , in 5e has an advantage of not requiring doctorate in quantum physics to run

Seriously though why is there still coming 5e compatible stuff out after the OGL debacle?

kyonshi ,
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@DmMacniel @TheGreatDarkness because it sells. And no matter what hobby stuff is going on, dnd players are disconnected from that to a point. There are people that do not even realize there is a wider hobby outside of 5e

jjjalljs ,

I still think about an eye opening experience I had at a bar. Was chatting to some dude and he mentioned he was playing DND. I asked what edition. He didn't know. He didn't even know there were other editions. I can't even guarantee he was actually playing DND and not some other RPG.

There's a whole lot of extremely... Casual? I guess casual is the word? Casual DND players.

Riven ,
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It can be sorta easy to be casual if you have an extremely knowlgeable dm. I sorta started that way, session 0 and 1 just had him help us build our characters and run a 10 minute solo goblin 'dungeon' where he explained basic rules and possible actions. The moral of the story was that you can do other things beside kill npcs. Turns out if I had attempted to talk to the goblins or even explored the area I would have realized they were orphan goblin children, malnourished and afraid... Instead I slaughtered them all for no reward or reason. One hint was that non of them were armed and they always ran at my sight. Definitely stopped any murder hobo tendencies from developing. After that he did mention our rule book and linked me to read but he could have very well not and we would have chugged along fine. I prefer pathfinder now a days better.

exocrinous ,

When I first got into D&D I didn't know what edition I was playing. I knew there were multiple editions, but I couldn't find the edition number. The box just said Dungeons and Dragons.

It was 4E, and I played multiple other systems before I finally got into 5E.

TheGreatDarkness OP ,

To be fair, even Neuroshima fans think this book only comes out to capitalize on Fallout show's popularity, everyone sees it as a cashgrab.

PhlubbaDubba ,

The thing about D&D is that there is literally zero way WoTC can actually stop you from creating 5e content without their license. You'll have a hell of a time publishing it, but there's basically nothing they can so to stop you from just printing sheets or installing a dice bot on discord and getting to the races.

FaceDeer ,
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And they also dual-licensed most of the 5e SRD under Creative Commons as part of the "oh crap we didn't expect everyone to be mad enough to actually hurt our bottom line" drawback from the OGL debacle.

Archpawn ,

Legally, they can't keep you from publishing 5e content. You can even publish the 5e rules in their entirety so long as you change all the wording and pictures. I think they can keep you from publishing stuff involving their settings and characters, but you can still use their system.

sirblastalot ,

Legally, they can't send the Pinkertons to rob you, either.

Kichae ,

Have you seen the installed customer base? An independent publisher would be extremely hard pressed to walk away from that.

We have seen branching out since the OGL fiasco, though, which is nice. More system neutral or OSR versions of modules and statblocks, or multi-system statblocks.

TacticsConsort ,
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WotC aren't making any money off my homebrew, and I genuinely like the existing designs for their dragons

GTG3000 ,

Because when you've got like 4 hours a week of free time to prepare for the game, grabbing something 5e compatible and ad-libbing parts you didn't feel like preparing ahead of time is easier than learning a whole new system.

Varyk , in Failed a spot check

Hahaha, amazing. Haven't read this before.

What a coup

snooggums ,
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A coup is a passenger car with a sloping or truncated rear roofline and two doors.

Varyk ,

Sorry, is the joke that you spelled coupe wrong?

snooggums ,
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This kills the joke.

Varyk ,

That was the joke?

Haha.

That is a weird joke.

Thanks, snuggums.

sirblastalot ,

You gain 20xp and find 10 gold on the joke's body.

Natanael ,

As you turn around a bigger joke arrives

JohnnyCache ,

A coupe is a passenger car with a sloping or truncated rear roofline and two doors.

Kaput ,

That's a coupe. Coup is a wine drinking vessel.

rImITywR ,

That's a cup. Coup is the sound doves make.

Zorsith ,
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That's a coo. A coup is the main villain of Samurai Jack.

tigeruppercut ,
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That's Aku. A coup is how actors know when to go on stage.

ilinamorato ,

That's a cue. A coup is a liquid dish, usually hot and savory, sometimes with chunks of meat, vegetables, and/or pasta.

Kovukono ,

No, that's a stew. A coup is a long procession that's waiting for something.

TonyTonyChopper ,
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No, that's a soup. A coup is where chickens live.

grue ,

No, that's a coop. A coup is what the employee who runs a roulette wheel does.

tweeks ,

No, that's a round. A coup is a French word that refers to a haircut style.

entropicdrift ,
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No, that's a queue. A coup is what detectives are always looking for when they're investigating crimes.

AngryCommieKender ,

That's a curry. A coup is a child of your parents siblings

blazeknave ,

It finally feels like reddit here

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, you're thinking of a coupe.

A coup is a liquid meal, sometimes useful for art if you're weird enough.

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