spittingimage ,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

Fuck those fuckers. I critted twice in my last session and rolled minimum damage both times!

edgemaster72 ,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

You don't roll around much? Jail.

You roll around too much? Believe it or not, jail.

We have the best dice in the world. Because of jail.

CodexArcanum ,

Look, this isn't a diceocracy, its a dicetatorship. If they can't roll right, perhaps they have no place in our society.

TheMightyCanuck ,
@TheMightyCanuck@sh.itjust.works avatar

Send those dice to the WALL

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@fedia.io avatar

I'm irrationally angry at the fact that I can't read the posters.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar
Feathercrown ,

Dice

[edge of pic] ...your game

Determination

With enough tries, you will eventually roll a twenty

Cognitive Dissonance

He has a degree in statistics. But he will still roll a d20 five times at the game store and declare, "This rolls high. I'll take it!"

Randomness

Trust in the oracular power of the dice

Sometimes in Life

You don't know if you rolled the dice nicely

massive_bereavement ,
@massive_bereavement@fedia.io avatar

You're spoiling us.

ech ,

It's less of a "dice jail" and more so a "dice oubliette".

BorisBoreUs ,
@BorisBoreUs@lemmy.world avatar

This is dice propaganda from bad dice that want you to stop punishing them. Don't fall for it.

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