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Archpawn , in This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.

Terror Island writing tip: Specify that characters have names. This makes them more relatable. (That's the title text for that comic.)

I'm imagining something like:

Player: I ask the NPC for his name.

GM: He tells you his name.

massive_bereavement , in This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.
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I just use the MST3K approach:
This is Blast Hardcheese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

CheeseNoodle , in Earth divided

Reminds me of the ROM regions and the endless suffering that is being in the PAL region.

Psythik , in Earth divided

Does anyone else remember when Windows 98 would let you change your DVD drive's region, but only let you do it five times total before you were permanently locked into the region you selected the fifth time?

I was so tempted to change the setting just for fun, but never did because the warning message scared the shit out of 12-year-old me.

SpiceDealer , in Earth divided
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Whoever thought that region locking content was a good idea should be thrown overboard and be eaten by the Kraken.

Revan343 , in Earth divided

What's a DVD?

stoy ,

An extremely successful physical format for storing data, mostly as video, released in 1996, it is still one of, if not the most popular video format sold globally.

polskilumalo ,
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I miss DVD-RAM :(

Natanael ,

And while they tried to DRM it, the DVD standard still ended up having to maintain compatibility across all readers and discs, but for bluray they regularly deprecate older readers who no longer can play newer movies because new releases use new encryption keys which the old readers don't have access to (and for this reason the PS consoles are the best bluray movie players because Sony keeps them updated)

LordCrom ,

Never forget, there was only a single key for DVD decryption, once found, DVDs could be copied. There were lawsuits trying to suppress the knowledge, but people started printing the key on tshirts.... It was out there and DVD copy applications became common

MHLoppy OP ,
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An invented creation used to segment regions of the Earth in homebrew RPG campaigns :P

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in Earth divided
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Oz, why are you in with the rest of group 4?

YourPrivatHater , in This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.
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Id just use a random name sheet. Get some fancy names print em out sprinkle in a little setting specific stuff and roll dice for it. 100 names each and a D100 will do the trick, if its not fitting at all, just roll again.

mozz ,
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This is always a part of my prep sheet, is a little list of random names.

Revan343 ,

Look at you, planning in advance

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Only got to do it once. Make a name binder and you're set.

Revan343 ,

Gotta remember to bring the name binder though :P

...this is why I leave the DMing to my friend

Archpawn ,

There's also online fantasy name generators. Which basically just do that, but you don't need to bother with tables.

taanegl , in Earth divided
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Ah yes, DRM... burn it down, burn it all down

chemical_cutthroat , in This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.
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Any npc I make up on the fly is 100% an orc. I can just put bodily-fluid+weapon together and boom, named.

Oh, him? Yeah, that's the Orc bartender PissMace.

LilDumpy ,
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SnotDart

chemical_cutthroat ,
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You can't miss.

LilDumpy ,
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It Snot hard to hit target.

MindTraveller ,

Precumrapier

chemical_cutthroat ,
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Woah, woah, keep that thing in its sheath.

MindTraveller ,

Due to circumcision beyond our control, it doesn't have a sheath

chemical_cutthroat ,
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Believable. I once passed by a book titled "Common Circumcision Rituals of Orc Clans in the Great Southern Wastes" written by Dr. SpinalfluidHammer, MD. The cover was of the author holding a too-large knife covered in too much blood. He seemed happier than the situation called for.

Zagorath ,
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Sweatdart

MacedWindow , in This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.
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I need to start doing this to my DM

CalamityEmu OP , in This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.

Our player who likes doing this to the DM: "So they're giving us horses? What are the horses' names?"
Our DM: "....no. You choose."

SpeakinTelnet ,

"Dasher, Dancer, Prancer...."

"His name is Meatball"

flicker ,

This is how I accidentally named one guy "ThisGuy" and the other, "Thatguy."

On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.

Revan343 ,

Jim Bob the bridge builder

Beats being named Jim Bob the goat fucker

Revan343 ,

"They aren't attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour."

"What colours are they?"

"...fuck."

aeronmelon ,

"Horsey McHorseFace."

"You no longer have the right to choose."

myrrh ,

...i cast speak with animals and asked the horses their names: turns out they were darryl and his brother darrell...

MouseKeyboard , in Earth divided

The longer I look at this map the less it makes sense.

kalleboo ,

Some things make more sense with additional context. Like, Europe was on the PAL standard while Japan was on NTSC, so even if you put them both in the same region, they couldn't watch each other's discs, so the region code could be re-used without it actually conflicting.

nikita , in Earth divided

Yo this but with leccy.

Zagorath ,
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That chart says Vietnam is a mix of 220 and 127 V at 50 Hz. There might be some places that use 127 V, but it's certainly not anywhere close to an equal split. Everywhere I saw had 220 V.

lord_ryvan , in Earth divided

Okay but why is this in RPG Memes?

grrgyle ,
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Worldbuilding aka lore

Akasazh ,

Bit shallow innit?

grrgyle ,
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Yeah but not deep enough for a writing community, so here we are.

Revan343 ,

Sometimes truth is shallower than fiction

polskilumalo ,
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The shit that's going on the real world would be considered too on the nose, shallow, nonsensical, or otherwise stupid by most world builders.

MHLoppy OP ,
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I guess it could be used in many different ways, but when I read it I thought of it in the context of a homebrew campaign's lore (maybe ttrpg memes have corrupted my mind?)

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