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akariii , in Is this a graph?

its all category theory

zurohki , in What's the difference between a light bulb and a programmer?
yogthos OP ,
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Bougie_Birdie , in What's the difference between a light bulb and a programmer?
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UraniumBlazer , in What's the difference between a light bulb and a programmer?

Aww poor dino....

original_reader ,

Yeah, everytime I see it, I feel sorry for it.

And the joke is actually good... because it's the truth.

reverendsteveii , in got him

rules aren't there to be enforced, they're there so that when you break them you take a second to think about why.

dejected_warp_core , in got him

One nit: whatever IDE is displaying single-character surrogates for == and != needs to stop. In a world where one could literally type those Unicode symbols in, and break a build, I think everyone is better off seeing the actual syntax.

JK_Flip_Flop ,

I love ligatures but much prefer the ones that preserve the proper width of all the characters for this exact reason

baod_rate ,

are there ligatures for monospace fonts that don't preserve the width of the characters?

PlexSheep ,

I think it's a lineature. FiraCide does that for example, and I like it very much. My compiler and lsp will tell me if there is a bad char there. Besides, the linea tires take the same space as two regular characters, so you can tell the difference.

It's not the 90s anymore. My editor can look nice.

Oinks ,
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If your build fails because you can't track down the literal in the code I would recommend just looking at the compiler error. I understand the concerns about == vs = more but the vast majority of LSPs (and some compilers) will catch that too.

I have also yet to see any IDE enable ligatures by default, at least VS Code and the JetBrains suite both require opting into them even though their default fonts support them.

savedbythezsh ,

In a world where your IDE and maybe also compiler should warn you about using unicode literals in source code, that's not much of a concern.

VSCode (and I'm sure other modern IDEs, but haven't tested) will call out if you're using a Unicode char that could be confused with a source code symbol (e.g. i and ℹ️, which renders in some fonts as a styled lowercase i without color). I'm sure it does the same on the long equals sign.

Any compiler will complain (usually these days with a decent error message) if someone somehow accidentally inserts an invalid Unicode character instead of typing ==.

perishthethought , in Is this a graph?
Thcdenton ,

Dope ty

Juice , in got him

Broad generalizations aren't for the people who make them, they're for the suckers who consistently fall for them

Kimano , in got him

My personal code readability axe to grind is nested complex ternary operators.

Every now and then I'll see something like this

return (checkFormatType(currentObject.type==TYPES.static||currentObject type==TYPES.dynamic?TYPES.mutable:TYPES.immutable)?create format("MUTABLE"):getFormat(currentObject));

And I have a fucking conniption because just move that shit into a variable before the return. I get it when sometimes you just need to resolve something inline, but a huge amount of the time that ternary can be extracted to a variable before the ternary, or just rewrite the function to take multiple types and resolve it in the function.

lud ,

That example looks like the PowerShell equivalent of piping complex things around 20 times before actually doing something with the results.

dejected_warp_core , (edited )

In a one-liner competition, sure.

In my codebase? I'd pull a "let's linger after standup about your PR" and have the coder sweat through a 10 minute soapbox about nothing before laying down the law.

Kimano ,

Yeah, the annoying thing is the people who I generally have found to be the worst about stuff like this are old school Senior C developers, who still program like it's 1987 and we have to fit everything into 4K of RAM.

Fortunately there's nothing like that in my code base, I just run into stuff like that periodically when I'm digging around in other team's server code looking for something.

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

no but bro, the code complexity tool says that this scope has 14 complexity instead of 13, we gotta cram it in a single ternary for code legibility

Nighed , in got him
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This posts entire comment chain is an interesting example of people that have extensive knowledge in completely different areas of programming to me. And have some concepts I had never heard/thought of.

ZILtoid1991 , in got him

Why is multiple levels of indentation bad?

IDK, but if the reason is "to break stuff into multiple functions", then I'm not necessarily writing yet another single-use function just to avoid writing a comment, especially in time critical applications. Did that with a text parser that could get text formatting from a specifically written XML file, but mainly due to it being way less time critical, and had a lot of reused code via templates.

theherk ,

Like with everything, context matters. Sometimes it can indicate poorly structured control flow, other times inefficient loop nesting. But many times it is just somebody’s preference for guard clauses. As long as the intent is clear, there are no efficiency problems, and it is possible to reach the fewest branches necessary, I see no issues.

zea_64 ,

Indentation implies there's some control structure causing it. Too many control structures nested gets hard to mentally keep track of. 3 is arbitrary, but in general more indentation => harder to understand, which is bad.

frezik ,

It's important to remember that Linus is primarily writing about C code formatting. C doesn't have things that tend to create more deeply nested structures, such as a formal class syntax, or nested functions.

Going too deep is still bad--as zea notes, it's an indication of control structures run amok--but the exact number is dependent on the language and the context.

diviledabit ,

And you never include the switch-case-block indentation levels.

dejected_warp_core ,

Honestly I don't mind the indentation since C isn't going to give us many ways to address this with as little code.

That said, with compilers that are good at inlining trivial functions, I really do appreciate the "it does what it says on the tin" approach to using functions on things like this. Even if they're only used once. Comments would help too.

The logic in these if statements is inscrutable on a cold read like this. To me, that's a maintenance risk; imagine seeing a snippet this size on a PR. Having functions that name what the hell is going on could only help.

RustyNova , (edited ) in got him

While I totally agree with that philosophy, it heavily depends on the language.

For Rust, my philosophy is more like this:

  • Impl + fn body don't count, as well as async blocks if they span the whole function
  • do not nest more than one if statement. You probably better using guard clauses or matches
  • do not put loops into an if statement.
  • do not nest loops unless clearly shown to be (X, Y) indexing
  • method chaining is free
  • do not nest closures, unless the nested closure doesn't have a {} block
  • do not use mod unless it's test for the current module. No I don't want to Star Wars scroll your 1000 line file. Split it.
magikmw ,

I'ma gonna steal this.

calcopiritus ,

Why have an async block spanning the whole function when you can mark the function as async? That's 1 less level of indentation. Also, this quite is unusable for rust. A single match statement inside a function inside an impl is already 4 levels of indentation.

RustyNova ,

Those async blocks exist when doing async in traits.

And I never said I respected the 4 level of indentations. That's exactly the point of those rules. Keep it lowly indented but still readable

Doods ,

A single match statement inside a function inside an impl is already 4 levels of indentation.

How about this?

The preferred way to ease multiple indentation levels in a switch statement is to align the switch and its subordinate case labels in the same column instead of double-indenting the case labels. E.g.:

switch (suffix) {
case 'G':
case 'g':
        mem <<= 30;
        break;
case 'M':
case 'm':
        mem <<= 20;
        break;
case 'K':
case 'k':
        mem <<= 10;
        /* fall through */
default:
        break;
}

I had some luck applying this to match statements. My example:


let x = 5;

match x {
5 => foo(),
3 => bar(),
1 => match baz(x) {
	Ok(_) => foo2(),
	Err(e) => match maybe(e) {
		Ok(_) => bar2(),
		_ => panic!(),
		}
	}
_ => panic!(),
}

Is this acceptable, at least compared to the original switch statement idea?

lseif ,

i personally find this a lot less readable than the switch example. the case keywords at the start of the line quickly signify its meaning, unlike with => after the pattern. though i dont speak for everybody.

Doods ,

How about this one? it more closely mirrors the switch example:

match suffix {
'G' | 'g' => mem -= 30,
'M' | 'm' => mem -= 20,
'K' | 'k' => mem -= 10,
_ => {},
}

How about this other one? it goes as far as cloning the switch example's indentation:

match suffix {
'G' | 'g' => {
	mem -= 30;
        }
'M' | 'm' => {
	mem -= 20;
        }
'K' | 'k' => {
	mem -= 10;
        }
_ => {},
}
lseif ,

the problem is that, while skimming the start of each lines, nothing about 'G' | 'g' tells me that its a branch. i need to spend more time parsing it. mind you, this may simply be a problem with rust's syntax, not just ur formatting.

RustyNova ,

It's a lot less readable imo. As well than a cargo fmt later and it's gone (unless there's a nightly setting for it)

Doods ,

Formatters are off-topic for this, styles come first, formatters are developed later.

My other reply:

How about this one? it more closely mirrors the switch example:

match suffix {
'G' | 'g' => mem -= 30,
'M' | 'm' => mem -= 20,
'K' | 'k' => mem -= 10,
_ => {},
}

How about this other one? it goes as far as cloning the switch example's indentation:

match suffix {
'G' | 'g' => {
  mem -= 30;
       }
'M' | 'm' => {
  mem -= 20;
       }
'K' | 'k' => {
  mem -= 10;
       }
_ => {},
}
folkrav ,

I mean, I use formatters everywhere I can exactly so I don’t have to think about code style. I’ll take a full code base that’s consistent in a style I dislike, over having another subjective debate about which style is prettier or easier to read, any day. So whatever cargo fmt spits out is exactly what I’ll prefer, regardless of what it looks like, if only for mere consistency.

calcopiritus ,

Well, of course you can have few indent levels by just not indenting, I don't think the readability loss is worth it though. If I had give up some indentation, I'd probably not indent the impl {} blocks.

AVincentInSpace ,

what if I need to nest if lets

RustyNova ,

Use a match? Unless it's for guard clauses, a match is fine enough

AVincentInSpace ,

what if i need to if let on the result of another if let

RustyNova ,

Oh, then you use and_then() or something similar.

There's also the possibility to use the guard clauses patern and do let <...> = <...> else {}.

And finally, you can always split into another function.

It's not straight rules. It depends on what makes it more readable for your case.

1984 , in How hard can it be
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Even worse when you have a bug and you cant stop trying to find it and fix it. I often have the feeling that if I stop now, I lose the entire context of what I'm doing and it's just so hard to get started again the next day.

I prefer to dig in until I find it, even when tired and hungry.

kakes ,

Then you pass out and dream the solution lol.

Baku ,
@Baku@aussie.zone avatar

Solutions always seem to come to me in that weird phase of thought between almost asleep and actually asleep

RedditWanderer , in got him

Only the sith deal in absolutes

Entropywins ,

You must be a sith...

69420 ,

Absolutely.

kureta ,

They might be a sith.

Entropywins ,

Ah shit...

diviledabit ,

Ah bowel movement...

It could be a fart brewing

algernon , in got him
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Sadly, that's not code Linus wrote. Nor one he merged. (It's from git, copied from rsync, committed by Junio)

riodoro1 ,

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

ngn OP ,
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Epzillon ,

Isn't that from 1991 while the quote is from 1995? If we're nitpicking maybe we shouldn't time travel 🤓

lowleveldata ,

Damn it Time Patrol! You can't stop me!

avidamoeba ,
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  • Time Troll
metallic_z3r0 ,

I mean it was 0.01, at that point he was screwed anyway, and he fixed his program.

redcalcium ,

He wouldn't make that statement unless he experienced the horror himself.

Now, if he still does it these days...

nialv7 ,

He barely ever code these days.

rwhitisissle ,

I've heard similar from the worst first year CS students you could ever meet. People talk out their ass without the experience to back up their observations constantly. The indentation thing is a reasonable heuristic that states you are adding too much complexity at specific points in your code that suggests you should isolate core pieces of logic into discrete functions. And while that's broadly reasonable, this often has the downside of you producing code that has a lot of very small, very specific functions that are only ever invoked by other very small, very specific functions. It doesn't make your code easier to read or understand and it arguably leads to scenarios in which your code becomes very disorganized and needlessly opaque purely because you didn't want additional indentation in order to meet some kind of arbitrary formatting guideline you set for yourself. This is something that happens in any language but some languages are more susceptible to it than others. PEP8's line length limit is treated like biblical edict by your more insufferable python developers.

refalo ,

line 152 is the only thing past 3 levels and I'd say that one gets a pass.

laughterlaughter ,

Plus it shows three levels of indentation. Well... there is the extra one created by the compiler directives, but do they really count?

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