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DoctorNope , in Best constant in all of iOS!

What about the label for my father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate?

DmMacniel ,

Which would surmount to absolutely nothing?

TORFdot0 ,

Depends on if your Schwartz is as big as mine. And how you use it

superfes , in Best constant in all of iOS!

Makes me think of the GTK...

ForensicFart , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

delete the libs

odium , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

merge staging

cupcakezealot , in Today I went to the museum
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

if you flip it over it spells 80085

experbia , in Added Bugs to Keep my job
@experbia@lemmy.world avatar

"fixed. whoops..."

jroid8 , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

"feat: replace every function in FunctionIdentifier with a single closure

My goal with less-function-id was to create a more neat solution but
instead it turned into something far more ugly and limiting"
You sometimes think a solutioniis good and neat until you implement it

Feathercrown , in There's no place like `[::1]`

There's no place like localhost

shasta ,

Indeed. Has "home" ever been an alias for 127.0.0.1?.

lefaucet , in Today I went to the museum

Everyone's heard of the "Hello world" being people's first program, but just as popular among teenaged boys is their second, more advanced program: Boobs! :)

hperrin , in I just love pain

That’s my secret, I’m always deploying to prod.

Continuous Deployment Man away!

hperrin , in Chuckles, I'm in Danger

AI won’t replace bad programmers. It will replace grunt work programming.

PriorityMotif , in Today I went to the museum
@PriorityMotif@lemmy.world avatar

I can't believe it's already been 23 years. What a long way we've come.

cobra89 , in There's no place like `[::1]`

adopted globally

Lol yeah, okay. Talk to me when you can actually get to most sites with IPv6.

JustBrian7872 ,

Also, https://whynoipv6.com/

skullgiver ,
@skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl avatar

Last time I checked my router's statistics, IPv6 destinations were a bit over 50%. That included torrents, though, actual website traffic is much better.

The only website I can think of that I can't reach over IPv6 is Github.

cobra89 ,

twitter.com
wordpress.com
nytimes.com
paypal.com
soundcloud.com
ebay.com
imdb.com
twitch.tv
stackoverflow.com
imgur.com
w3schools.com

skullgiver ,
@skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl avatar

Hmm, didn't know IMDB and StackOverflow were still stuck on IPv4. Not surprised Paypal and Twitter are still shit, but I rarely interact with them.

I can't say I use the other domains.

owsei , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

"src/utils/typing: added tests for isArray"

we have 90% coverage minimum

neclimdul , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

I'm ashamed... It's simply "bump deps"

Did I also touch some code and tests connected to dependency updates. Yes.

Did I document any of that? No.

Did I spend more time writing this comment the thinking about the commit. Most definitely.

Will I be bisecting to this commit after our next deploy and cursing at myself? Probably.

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