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RagingHungryPanda , in The perfect way to round out your career

I actually had a coworker who bought a 100 year old house and turned it into a homestead before quitting software. I think he was on to something.

1984 , in How hard can it be
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Even worse when you have a bug and you cant stop trying to find it and fix it. I often have the feeling that if I stop now, I lose the entire context of what I'm doing and it's just so hard to get started again the next day.

I prefer to dig in until I find it, even when tired and hungry.

kakes ,

Then you pass out and dream the solution lol.

Baku ,
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Solutions always seem to come to me in that weird phase of thought between almost asleep and actually asleep

ObstreperousCanadian , in The perfect way to round out your career
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Been a developer for 20 years and the temptation to quit and be a stay-at-home Dad is really tempting if it was at all financially viable.

perishthethought , in Is this a graph?
Thcdenton ,

Dope ty

drasglaf , in Users
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Does anyone have the template for this meme?

elxeno ,

Damn every day it gets worse to find images u can embed... Tried more than 10 before, half is gone, other half redirects to site/post... Anyway here's one without the text:

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/funny-cat-pics-posts-3-5c2a198ff1120__700.jpg

drasglaf ,
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Thanks a lot!

pelya , in There's no place like `[::1]`

My home provider had IPv6 for like two years, after I specifically opened a support ticket for it. Now it's broken and they won't bother to fix it, because no one else asks them.

db2 , in There's no place like `[::1]`

Feeling personally attacked here.. I'm coincidentally trying to get ipv6 remote to my machine working right but I don't know what I'm doing so while everything is working by itself anything I try fails.. 💀

(I don't need help, it's better if I learn it the hard way)

slazer2au ,

There is nothing wrong in asking for help if you hit a wall mate.

urquell ,

I'll bring a scraper

TankieTanuki , in The perfect way to round out your career
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What's your fowl stack?

zurohki , in What's the difference between a light bulb and a programmer?
yogthos OP ,
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Ghostalmedia , in Best constant in all of iOS!
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Hegar , in Today I went to the museum
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That code is to computer porn as the Hunt the Wumpus is to computer games.

perishthethought , in Callbacks

Now someone do recursion this way

Dalraz ,

Now someone do recursion this way

spechter ,
tkk13909 ,
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Now someone do recursion this way

nastyyboi ,

System.StackOverflowException: 'Exception of type 'System.StackOverflowException' was thrown.'

cout970 , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

"Improve performance by removing a function that never did anything" the story of my life

bluewing , in Users

I ain't no programmer, but I was a toolmaker and ME that designed machines to be used in factories. I learned to not be surprised at how operators could find new and interesting ways, (sometimes dangerous), run the machines I designed and built. They did things I never would have dreamed possible or meant with them.

This triggers me to my very core.

Zink ,

I have one you should love. And by that I mean hate.

Over a decade ago I was installing some equipment I designed, training the operators, etc. There were electrical and software components to the system, and it was used to test products coming out of final assembly.

The very first thing that happened was the operator taking the stapled-together stack of detailed instructions I gave them, dropping it on the work bench, and using it as a mouse pad to start aimlessly clicking around.

Mixel , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

"Eigentlich fertig" was for an IP subnet calculator that I programmed with a fellow student

30p87 ,

Und uneigentlich? :D

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