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Ponziani , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Fixes issues in PR

lud , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

It was for work so I can't check right now (Gitlab which is only accessible on LAN), but it was something like "updated README.MD"

nexussapphire , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

"TLDR..."

I'm kidding, my applications are so simple version control would be synonymous with entire rewrites as I lean new things.

fubbernuckin , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

"relearning c++ arrays again"

SkyNTP , in Interview tips

Asking your employer for more compensation because you are exerting more effort due to inexperience isn't so different than a AAA studio charging high fees for a crappy product because of corporate bullshit and inefficiency.

In fact, these two things tend to be two sides of the same coin.

EinfachUnersetzlich ,

What is AAA? Name resolution for IPv5?

thatsTheCatch ,

I think they're referring to video games. AAA games refer to games made by large companies with huge budgets: think Assassin's Creed, GTA, Call of Duty, etc.

They've been pumping out some trash games for the last while

pooberbee , in Like getting 9 women pregnant and expecting a baby in 1 month

It always grates on my nerves to read laypeople's opinions of how software development should happen. So much unfettered stupidity.

Hegar , in Today I went to the museum
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That code is to computer porn as the Hunt the Wumpus is to computer games.

Cysioland , in Added Bugs to Keep my job
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"Docker Compose v2"

basically had to alter a few of my Ansible recipes

zsh , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

“i cant believe this works i think”

sheepishly , in Today I went to the museum
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run

ImminentOrbit , in I just love pain

Never on Friday. We made Monday or Tuesday our release day

Mon732 , (edited ) in Added Bugs to Keep my job
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"Forgot to commit changes lol"

I also apparently forgot append was a thing

Got_Bent , in Today I went to the museum

I had to go look up when those things came out (1977) because by the time I got my hands on one in 1982 in the school library they were already little more than toys even when compared to the luxurious Vic 20.

I know we played some games off cassettes on them. I feel like Oregon trail was one of those games, but I'm suspicious of my own memory because I know I was playing that on my Apple 2, which I think had joystick driven hunting on it.

God I'm getting old and can't remember the finer points anymore.

I do remember that other kids bullied the HELL out of me for carrying one of those plastic boxes full of floppies with me at school. Not a good time to be a nerd back then.

azimir ,

It's wonderful how included and valued nerdiness is these days. Being interested in anything non mainstream in the conformist 80's was hell outside of a tight friend group.

Got_Bent ,

By tenth grade I had been commissioned to write some software. When I completed it, I walked away from all of it because of the social stigma. Didn't touch a computer again for ten years. I won't say I regret that because walking away led me to other life adventures, but I will say I regret the circumstances that drove me to do it.

tonyn , in Added Bugs to Keep my job

Changes

Zachariah , in Today I went to the museum
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Is that a time machine museum because I ran that exact code more decades ago than I care to think about?

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