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001100010010 , in Help, I am scared...
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Lemmy Devs: peacefully developing the Lemmy code for free

Reddit Refugees: "WHY IS THIS SO BUGGY?"

navitux , in Help, I am scared...
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I thought that in such case I acomplished success as open source developer: someone actually like my software enough to use it

lowleveldata , in No context validation

17.141592653 it is then

ArtVandelay ,
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Database stores as INT though, so you're still fucked

Drusenija , in No context validation

I can only assume this was the registration form for that Mr Beast video where he had 100 people in a room with one person of each age from 1 to 100.

roon OP ,
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This was the same thought that came to my mind as well! hah

drew_belloc , in optimal java experience
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It's time to show off my java hello world with 7 errors on line 34

TrismegistusMx , in optimal java experience
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When I was in the military, the shooting instructors said they preferred training females because they haven't been trained poorly by somebody else.

EDIT: Designating recruits as male and female is the way the military does things. I don't use the terms male and female when referring to groups of humans. I felt the need to clarify since somebody already took offense.

Kryomaani ,
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they preferred training females

It's "women".

TrismegistusMx ,
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"They said"

Kryomaani ,
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“They said”

If only there was some generally agreed upon symbol to denote direct quotes as opposed to paraphrasing an idea in your own words. If only...

Coreidan ,

You sound like a miserable person

max_adam , in Arcane overflow

The code is so old that their developers are already dead.

fubo , in Early disappointment

Meanwhile over in the mechanical engineering department, someone is complaining that they have to learn physics when they just wanted to build cool cars.

darkpanda ,

I took engineering for a year before I realized it had nothing to do with trains.

Lakso , in Early disappointment

...then don't study computer science. I study CS and it's annoying when someone in a more math/logic oriented course is like "If I get a job at a tech company I won't need this". All that IS computer science, if you just wanna code, learn to code.

TheSaneWriter , in How TCP and UDP packets come to the world
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This is a really good way of explaining the difference.

AnonymousLlama , in "why would i change my passwords?"
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Need the opposite costume, the overly eager sys admin.

  • wants to force password changes once a month for security
  • constantly changing security policies to reflect the flavor of the month
  • constantly sends out phishing emails tests, wonders why no one replies to any of his emails
yote_zip , in Today i installed arch linux for the first time
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Grats on Arch Linux install, S-tier distro for what it attempts to accomplish.

It feels like there needs to be a category in between conservative and paranoid. I'm probably 90% of the way over to tech paranoid but using Tor Browser and Tails is a little much.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in Today i installed arch linux for the first time
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What if my favorite OS is Mac, my favorite browser is Firefox, and my favorite app is self hosted?

Wilzax ,

It means you're Tim Cook's mistress

_danny , in Today i installed arch linux for the first time

What does MKBHD have to do with this? He's just a tech reviewer who kinda fits between tech normie and tech conservative

Nioxic ,

And he mostly talks about phones anyway... hardly relevant to the avg pc enthusiast as he only covers macbooks and not their competition, which is silly.

illectrility ,
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He's the kind of guy that looks at a Fairphone and says "if you compare this to a Pixel, the Pixel is faster", talks about how important repairability and sustainability is, vows to mention it in future phone reviews and then proceeds to never mention it ever again but instead keeps on saying how great the new iPhone is.

I'm not kidding: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkmzDwgvqQM

KindredAffiliate , in Today i installed arch linux for the first time

You forgot "Only uses 10+ year old librebooted Thinkpad" on tech paranoid

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