Fizz ,
@Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

Fembull yogurt

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Extra salty! Bonus protein! No fat!

Mostly_Harmless_Variant ,

If they feed the bull pineapple it'll taste better.

HonkTonkWoman ,

And if they feed the bull asparagus, it’ll smell awful!

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Fun fact about asparagus that I didn't fact check: Only some people have bad smelling pee after eating asparagus and only some people can smell the bad pee at all. There was science done on this.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Ooh that’s cool to know. Kinda like Cilantro?

I wonder if Southern Comfort is a universal pee stinker?

NikkiDimes , (edited )

Ahh, "Root", the most traditional girl's name of them all.

Shou ,

I am root

static09 ,

Username is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

UxyIVrljPeRl ,

su

Daft_ish ,

Ignoring myrtle letty irma fanny julia veronica but yes, there is one named root.

Nurse_Robot ,

What are you trying to say

Daft_ish ,

The majority of the names are traditional girl names....

Bishma ,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Her sister Sudo was sold to another farm.

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Real man's protein shake.

ours ,

With extra testosterone. I bet one of the YouTube grindset cons could make a fortune taking steroids and selling bull semen powder as the way to get swole.

SkyezOpen ,

I would be mildly surprised if one hasn't already.

KillingTimeItself ,

dont tell the furry instances about this post.

Or do, the art would be fucking hilarious.

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

its just bull penis cum 😐

KillingTimeItself ,

i like that you specified penis.

Regardless, whenever shit like this happens, there is almost always some funny shit that shows up on e6 in about a week. Same thing happened with the recent bear posting.

danc4498 , (edited )

If they names a female cow Bill and put it on that container, I would be super concerned.

Got_Bent ,

I, for one, would rather have milk from a bear.

garbagebagel ,

Careful now, the bull gonna come after you for choosing the bear

FuCensorship ,
@FuCensorship@lemmy.today avatar

My milkshake brings all the cows to the yard! Wait...

mukt ,
@mukt@lemmy.ml avatar

He had to caution the lady about the taste of the bull's milk.

Etterra ,

Further proof that you didn't need to be smart to succeed on twitch. Especially if you're not a gamer. "Just chatting" my ass.

Leg ,

"Smart" was never on the list of criteria. "Attractive" and/or "Entertaining" are much more common.

volvoxvsmarla ,

So, jokes aside, people eat all kinds of different things, so legit question here: is there any traditional recipe/dish based on another species' semen? Is there any culture who eats that?

I know in Switzerland there is a traditional dish of bull's testicles (which I know from a way too long advertisement on youtube that showed the recipe in promotion of the region, don't remember the region but that ad has been branded into my brain). And that you can also prepare utter. But I am asking specifically about cum here. Just out of curiosity of course....

DriftinGrifter ,

theres a book full of recepies using semen

Grass ,

I may have seen that book in the possesion of some lgbt friends. I'm pretty sure it is not implied to be sourced from another species thogh.

KuraiWolfGaming ,

Natural Harvest

or something like that I think

TheRtRevKaiser ,

Milt is, apparently, a thing which is eaten in a number of cultures. I couldn't find any other non-fish examples, though, which was a little surprising.

chatokun ,

Testicles make more sense because it's easy to acquire, you just butcher the animal. Same with blood. Milk is also produced regularly with a little more work. Semen requires ejaculation AFAIK, which feels both much harder and much weirder to perform.

Imgonnatrythis ,

I dunno about this. When I buy bully sticks they list the names of all the bulls on them. I think it's weird either way, prefer it if food products weren't quite that personalized.

Nfamwap ,

Fanny milk, not available in the UK.

ClockworkOtter ,

They gonna do that for steaks as well?

TheAnonymouseJoker ,

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  • protist ,

    I'm having a hard time believing that's not a troll, and the reaction you're having here, calling someone a "clown feminist," is exactly what they were trying to provoke

    TheAnonymouseJoker ,

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  • Portosian ,

    I'm pretty sure cow is the species common name and bull/heffer are the sex variant terms.

    You know, like how a rooster and a hen are both still chickens?

    Ebber , (edited )

    That would be "cattle". A cow is specifically a mature, female cattle.

    BarrelAgedBoredom ,

    A 4 year old .ml account spewing mysoginy? That's a new one

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