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TODAY IN ROCK AND ROLL HISTORY - 06/29/1985 ( lemmy.world )

The Cooper-Hewitt Museum, a part of the Smithsonian Institute, auctions off John Lennon's psychedelic-painted 1965 Rolls-Royce Phantom V at Sotheby's in New York. The car, which Lennon donated to the museum in 1977, was sold to the Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum for a then record price of $2,299,000. When John had the car...

HonkTonkWoman ,

I love that the lady had a conniption over the paint. FFS, Yoko rode in that thing. There’s simply no logical way that the paint job is the most odious thing done to that car.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Unless you accidentally punt the one that makes the toilet wine… then you’ll have a mess of alch-y chickens looking for your flask & going all puke-a-potamus all over your shoes.

HonkTonkWoman ,

I hope you get giardia & die of crotch rot. May your colon slowly liquify & seep out of your anus until your death serves more purpose than your life.

HonkTonkWoman ,

I keep reading “Raя” in the Pink Panther’s voice & can’t quit laughing…

HonkTonkWoman OP ,

It's a cheese roll from a local shop near by. Split in half, buttered and air fried until its basically a giant crouton.

HonkTonkWoman OP ,

Lol, it's similar, but fresh baked a local shop.

HonkTonkWoman OP ,

It's a cheese roll from a local shop that I doused in butter and air fried into a giant crouton.

HonkTonkWoman OP ,

I'm not sure Father's Day is my preferred time for schnitzel and oral sex. Maybe one, but both just feels gratuitous.

HonkTonkWoman OP ,

It seared better than expected. My biggest problem is that my dad thinks it dangerous to use the oven above 350° & the stove top above a 5 (out of 10).

Did the best I could with the customer’s request…
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HonkTonkWoman OP ,

I’m pretty sure that was grandma’s. If so, we had to have an intervention with her over that pan.

She’d become convinced she needed to lubricate it with lard every time it was used. Even when she cooked bacon in it.

“Grandma, please don’t kill grandpa by cooking pig fat in pig fat.”

HonkTonkWoman OP ,

Thanks for that! I didn’t have my torch at my dad’s place, but that’s a great idea.

HonkTonkWoman OP ,

I don’t get it either. I tried to explain the searing situation with my dad’s cooking concerns…

Guess some people just want to downvote rather than offer insight or build this community.

HonkTonkWoman OP ,

That’s a really a good point. I hadn’t eaten venison in a good while as well, but had been on the look out for a decent cut of flank to make jerky out of.

This is going to sound counter intuitive to most… but, I got that meat from a guy named Andy who lives in a trailer park at the end of my dad’s road.

Grew up knowing Andy & trusting that what he shared was safe to eat. He actually gave me 3.5 lbs of Wildebeest for jerky a few months back and it turned out great!.

I was not aware that CJD had actually been contracted by humans via venison, but will likely avoid it now. Prions are indeed scary as hell.

TODAY IN ROCK AND ROLL HISTORY - 06/16/1965 ( youtu.be )

Bob Dylan finishes recording "Like A Rolling Stone" at Columbia Studios in New York City. A young session musician named Al Kooper played the now iconic organ riff for which the track is known for. At 6:13 long, the record company was hesitant to release the single, and disc jockey's shied away from playing it, but somehow the...

HonkTonkWoman ,

I’m going to see him for the first time this weekend!

HonkTonkWoman ,

Nahme I’m zeezpert nonyku. Iz time takemetothe toilet

HonkTonkWoman ,

He has managed not to expose himself to any reporters, so far. For whatever that’s worth.

I guess that means he’s still outperforming his predecessor, but… wtf.. Green Bay? That’s twice?

Kinda makes you wonder what fuckery Fields will bring to the table.

HonkTonkWoman ,

…but before you answer, let me introduce you to out, gay linebacker, Carl Nassib.

Go ahead Harrison. Share those views with Carl. No. No helmets or pads now.

Just you, Carl, & your oh so important views on homosexuality.

HonkTonkWoman ,

Carl also made a career out of upending tight ends, stopping running backs, & flattening full backs.

Harrison might be a football player, but there’s a damn country mile between his “roughin’ up” abilities & Carl’s…

HonkTonkWoman ,

I believe the technical term you’re looking for is narcissist, “theater person” is bit of a broader metric.

HonkTonkWoman ,

I met Steve the night he got stabbed in the neck in Wilmington, NC.

He was freakin awesome & he did not deserve the stabbing or this round of punching.

What the hell is going on!?!?!

HonkTonkWoman ,

And if they feed the bull asparagus, it’ll smell awful!

HonkTonkWoman ,

Ooh that’s cool to know. Kinda like Cilantro?

I wonder if Southern Comfort is a universal pee stinker?

HonkTonkWoman ,

Thanks for using the word Automata! I did not know that’s what these things are called.

My brain kept going “fake robot”… it’s still early here…

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