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conditional_soup , to 196 in Rule and Morty

Look at me, Morty! I've turned myself into a self-parodying fan base, Morty! I'm Fractal Lack of Self Awareness Rick!

LinkOpensChest_wav OP ,
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Funniest shit I've ever seen

bjoern_tantau , to 196 in Rule of Theseus
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Like that monkey experiment where they put food on top of a ladder but every time someone tries to get the food everybody gets sprayed with cold water. When they stop trying to get food they take one monkey out and put a new one in who gets beaten up by the others when it tries to get the food. So they substitute in new monkeys until none of the originals are left but they still beat up anyone trying to get the food although they don't know why.

LinkOpensChest_wav OP ,
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This vaguely describes my tenure as a mod of a moderately large gaming server

https://i.ibb.co/zJWdcsd/cataa.png

IAmVeraGoodAtThis ,

Didn't a lot of traditions start this way? First they solved some problem, then they forgot the problem existed and continued to apply the solution

bjoern_tantau ,
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Yeah, probably.

Anyways, let's eat some non-pig meat and chop off some foreskins!

WeLoveCastingSpellz ,

oh hey thats my my country! haiiii :3

merde ,
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any sources?

runswithjedi , to cats in Two rules.

All Cops Are Bad

All Cats Are Beautiful

hemko ,

All cats are bastards

All cops are bulletproof (test out yourself!)

general_kitten ,

Cats really are beautiful bastards

crawancon , to 196 in Rule and Morty

A Rick n morty fan that smokes weed? sooo obscure and unique like my totally necessary sarcasm detector.

i wonder if they like memes and.. and space and.aa..and fucking.

LinkOpensChest_wav OP ,
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Ok hear me out

A pipe, but it's shaped like pickle rick

Totally new idea, never seen before /s

crawancon ,

smokiest god damn shit I ever smoked man

LoamImprovement , to 196 in Rule and Morty

JFC. Imagine saying 'Strike One' out loud in person if you're on a date or something. Someone does that to me, the date is over. I don't have a lot of self-respect, but I have enough not to tolerate that bullshit.

TheFriar ,

It’s literally a joke on parks and rec. when Leslie goes out with will arnett’s x-Ray tech character. He says under his breath, “…strike one” to something she says.

That’s how out of touch this guy is.

KingThrillgore ,
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"Strike one"

"Yes can I get my check please? Separate checks."

shadowscale , to 196 in Hey Rule Sister
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some dick in high school tried to make fun of me by singing this song since i had long hair, then his stupid buddy said, "with that hair they're a soul woman"

well look at me now eric i am a fucking woman

LinkOpensChest_wav OP ,
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You are the soul sister 💖

outer_spec , to 196 in Mocking rule
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As someone who is raised Catholic I hereby give you all permission to do this

unexposedhazard ,

Thanks but i wouldve done it even without your permission, just like those priests did with the lil boys.

SpicyLizards ,

Bloody frocked bastards!

herrcaptain , to 196 in Silly billy rule :3
svcg , to 196 in Mocking rule

I've never tried making jokes about Catholicism before, but I'll do vatican.

Pilgrim , to 196 in Not to get political, but... (rule)

"Who the hell is putting my quotes on the internet" - Vladimir Lenin

TxzK , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!
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I hear standard issue cats are good as well

modifier , to 196 in Mocking rule

Catholicism would be inherently hilarious if it weren't so insidious and genocidal.

Tiltinyall ,

One of those original genocides.

thesystem , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Most of the names would be also perfect Weed strains and hipster meal titles in a vegan bowl restaurant

BmeBenji , to 196 in Rule of Theseus

Pretty sure you just described like every sports team with a fanbase. The Football Team of Theseus.

49ers fans love to brag that the 49ers are among the teams with the most Super Bowl wins, but they haven’t gotten one in like 3 generations of players so you tell me, 49ers of Theseus. Do you have any Super Bowl wins?

azi ,

imagine how a leafs fan would feel reading this lol

SternburgExport , to 196 in Rule and Morty

Nothing wrong with smoking weed and watching Rick and Morty. But these shouldn't be your only personality traits.

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