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medicsofanarchy , to Comedy Heaven in Bathrooms
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Guys could be a slice, sure, but girls would then be:

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Odo ,

Pac-Man?

Taniwha420 , to Comedy Heaven in I'm afraid

Is this comedy, or cross-cultural miscommunication? "I'm afraid," leaves half the thought unexpressed. It relies on a cultural understanding of being afraid of the shame of saying, "no," to someone.

JackGreenEarth ,
@JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee avatar

Can't it be both? The miscommunication is the comedy.

WarmSoda ,

It's one sentence, I'm afraid

Jerkface ,

Don't be scared.

Aux , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!

My last cat was - The Satan Himself. He controlled the whole village, ate food in every house and trolled all the big dogs non stop. He also brought fresh fish from the sea back home from time to time. And yet he was a total sweetheart towards me, he greeted me at the door every day when I came back from home.

Flax_vert ,

Did he catch the fish or steal them from a market...

Aux ,

Stole from fishing boats.

Flax_vert ,

Lol clever. Fresh fish! Sure they didn't toss him one? 🤣

rapechildren , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!
daltotron , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!

this is some damn 2011 millennial humor

toxoplasma0gondii , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Sister 1 is #7, nothing she wont gobble down
Sister 2 is #8, her true form is liquid to the point you wont understand even how

InFerNo ,

We got 2 rescues, brothers. One acting tough, meowing for attention, but when there's some noise he's scared shitless. Stranger danger in cat form. The other is a lazy skeptical fatass, just hanging around always giving the side eye when you're coming near.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!
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I've got a Fuzzy Flopster and a Big Dumb Cuddlebum

vithigar , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!

#7 and here. They're great.

Protoknuckles , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!

What about queen judgie?

rustydrd , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!
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We think ours is a Snack Master Potato mix.

MegaUltraChicken , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!
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We've got a #3 laying on the couch and a #4 doing his patrol of the house.

thesystem , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Most of the names would be also perfect Weed strains and hipster meal titles in a vegan bowl restaurant

grrgyle , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!
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I got a dumb fluffy

Kowowow , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!

I got me a highway stray and a mouser needed

jordanlund , to cats in Gotta Catch 'Em All!
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We have a #2 and a #6!

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