RememberTheApollo_ ,

Give the cat a badge and see what portal opens.

vox ,
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the door just won't open

bloodfart ,

Hexbear propaganda on lemmy world!

isVeryLoud ,
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  • DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Well, they didn't say it was a bad thing

    bloodfart ,

    lol they want to keep cats indoors there. That’s the joke.

    duckman ,

    What about vampires?

    runswithjedi ,

    All Cops Are Bad

    All Cats Are Beautiful

    hemko ,

    All cats are bastards

    All cops are bulletproof (test out yourself!)

    general_kitten ,

    Cats really are beautiful bastards

    unexposedhazard ,

    What if the cat is a cop?

    ZeroCool OP ,
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    "People always say dogs are man's best friend but I've never seen a cat working for the cops."

    unexposedhazard ,

    Sadly they do make cats work as narcs tho :(

    shadowscale ,
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    jaybone ,

    Uh, what?

    unexposedhazard ,

    Cats can be trained just like dogs. Most people just prefer them to be feral lil monsters so they never do. iirc they are especially good at sniffing out dead bodies and animal parts which is pretty useful for cops.

    archchan ,
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    Indeed, but it didn't stop them from trying to use cats. Thankfully it failed spectacularly while costing a certain 3 letter agency many millions of dollars in the 60s.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acoustic_Kitty

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