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Zorsith , to memes in The dying gasps of NY Public Library Social Media
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I'd play the game. Play as a librarian in a library under siege by cops. Traps activated by pulling the right books.

Zorsith , (edited ) to Technology in Battery electric vehicles lose their spark in Europe as hybrids steal the show
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Vimes Boots Theory.

The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.

But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.

This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.

Zorsith , (edited ) to memes in The dying gasps of NY Public Library Social Media
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I mean, I'm more okay with heavily arming librarians than heavily arming cops I guess?

Zorsith , to Programmer Humor in Start ups when that VC funding kicks in
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At least 6 is the standard now for IT in general.

Zorsith , to Programmer Humor in Start ups when that VC funding kicks in
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I'm allergic to dogs and don't drink, bad recruiter, shoo! Shoo! spray bottle noises

Zorsith , to Technology in Boeing sales tumble as the company gets no orders for the 737 Max for the second straight month
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Of all the Dystopias, I think we're closest to Elysium at the moment.

Zorsith , (edited ) to Piracy: ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ʜɪɢʜ ꜱᴇᴀꜱ in SponsorBlock (and DeArrow): "YouTube is currently experimenting with server-si…" - Fosstodon
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Ew. I'm not entering account credentials on anything I don't own (ie, at work to see a tutorial on something I need to learn).

Zorsith , to Ukraine in Signal’s founder warns Ukrainians about using Telegram. Here’s why
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Ownership by Facebook renders WhatsApp inherently untrustworthy.

Zorsith , to World News in Fired employee hacked into company’s computer system and deleted servers, causing it to lose S$918,000 - CNA
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One man IT shop maybe? Usually stuff like that goes through IT, because who in their right mind would give HR modify access to active directory?

Zorsith , to Ask Lemmy in When you stopped caring about staying in good shape?
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As a fat dude, I assure you, being fat sucks. It gets expensive; "enough" food for a meal slowly creeps up, your feet hurt all the time and can increase in size (making it harder to find shoes that fit, which are generally a higher starting price). A lot more health issues can crop up and can be harder to treat properly. Lack of energy is fucking awful.

Zorsith , to Reddit in What would you say to be the anniversary date for "F@ck u/spez" event/incident/fiasco ?
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Fuck.

Shit.

Cunt.

BAAAAAAAAALLS.

Amongst many other fun words.

Zorsith , (edited ) to Programmer Humor in Roses are red, violets are blue, everyone is using IPv6, why aren't you?
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Any (enterprise grade) equipment not capable of 6 that is still in use is a ticking time bomb.

Zorsith , to Programmer Humor in Roses are red, violets are blue, everyone is using IPv6, why aren't you?
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Next up, the Oxford comma; Meet the strippers, Hitler and Stalin

Zorsith , to Programmer Humor in Roses are red, violets are blue, everyone is using IPv6, why aren't you?
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Meanwhile, in the US, the government paid ISPs for fiber to be ran and they just pocketed it instead.

Now we've got smaller companies running fiber and charging less for synchronous gigabit than you'd pay for copper 500mb down 5mb up, and ISPs are panicking a bit.

All the fiber maps have big empty zones where apartment complexes are, sadly.

Zorsith , to RPGMemes in Fudging rolls is the path to the dark side...
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Fear, fear and suspense.

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