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TheControlled , to Movies in ‘X-Men’ Movie At Marvel Studios Gains Momentum As Michael Lesslie Comes On As Screenwriter

So this is going to suck.

TheControlled , to World News in Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, known for brutal crackdowns against political opposition, dies at 63

Hahaha really? I was joking. Murica was playing the long game I guess.

TheControlled , to Ask Lemmy in I'm finally moving over to Lemmy! What are your favorite active communities on the platform?

196 and only 196.

TheControlled , (edited ) to World News in Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, known for brutal crackdowns against political opposition, dies at 63

Should have bought American. Other than Boeing. Sucks to suck.

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There you go. I was joking Lemmy. Learn how to read between the fucking lines, tankie neck beards.

TheControlled , to Ask Lemmy in Name a Superhero you just can't stand

Pretty much yeah! Imagine that, someone who thinks you're a try-hard poser actually has a rich life and is usually the host of many parties filled with authentic people who would gladly mock, openly, the thoroughly asinine dog shit you said above. Maybe nicer though.

TheControlled , to Ask Lemmy in Name a Superhero you just can't stand

The word is pretentious. Both types are great, but ivory tower types who name drop basic Artisic™ directors like they just took their first film class I find to be more irritating than people who just want to have fun.

Be more Ebert, less RT Meter.

TheControlled , (edited ) to Ask Lemmy in Name a Superhero you just can't stand

Fuck, you are so cool. Edgy and cool. Too cool to like a single super hero which are diverse and many! Finger guns Please, dunk my nerd face in the trashcan.

Cool, hip people hate superheroes and downvote me for saying you're a contrary, close minded, jerk off.

TheControlled , (edited ) to Ask Lemmy in Do you like olives?

Olives are easily the most disgusting food I've ever had and I'm extremely adventurous. It's worse than bugs and spiders and snakes (delicious btw) and all manner of internal organs. Blegh!

Hey this is fun, Lemmy! Downvote me for agreeing with OP in a fun post and in a approachable way! Asking about my little escapades or what snake taste like? No, of course not. FUCK ME. Lemmings suck the fun out of everything. Surprised someone didn't tell me to KMS and mean it.

TheControlled , to Games in Steam is now refunding Ghost of Tsushima for people in affected countries.

Sony doesn't give a shit because non-PSN countries account for fuck all of their sales. Just pirate it and move on. Stop crying like it's your Holy duty to give megacorps your money.

TheControlled , (edited ) to World News in Germans fear migration more than climate change, study finds

My favorite thing about arguing with racist Europeans is that they are CONVINCED they aren't racist, even though they literally just told me that Syrians are disgusting people who need to go home. Or this totally true story you just said.

TheControlled , to Not The Onion in Flavor Flav is the official hype man for the US women's water polo team in the Paris Olympics

It's Coolio.

TheControlled , to Asklemmy in Help needed choosing a good pair of noise cancelling earphones

Sony has best in the world noise cancelling and better audio quality than Bose pretty much any day of the week. In fact, I wouldn't recommend Bose almost ever, for anything. Not for the price. They're like Monster cables (maybe not quite as evil though).

TheControlled , to Not The Onion in Flavor Flav is the official hype man for the US women's water polo team in the Paris Olympics

I was certain he was dead until this post. Literally.

TheControlled , to World News in Germans fear migration more than climate change, study finds

If you are starting to like a European, especially a German, make sure to ask them their opinions on Syrians and Turks. Their answers may surprise you!

They sure as fuck surprised me 😰

TheControlled , to Memes in Pooh teaches Piglet how to spell

Ugh, this such eye roll drivel.

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