Onii-Chan ,
@Onii-Chan@kbin.social avatar

It'll be such a surprise when it turns out all 10 have been suicidal for years and/or extremely susceptible to infection.

very_well_lost ,

Well, you would have to be a little bit suicidal to blow the whistle on Boeing now, after seeing what happened to the last two guys...

5C5C5C ,

Life insurance premiums are about to skyrocket for Boeing whistleblowers.

dojan ,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

One decided to spontaneously hike and fell off a cliff. One was in an unfortunate drunk driving accident. One got hit by an Airbus engine. etc. etc.

maynarkh ,

They were all invited to do their depositions in some flyover state. The only way there is using flights on Boeing planes.

/joke

TachyonTele ,

Labeling your joke as a joke is the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time. That's even dumber than /s

pivot_root ,

I fail to see the sarcasm in your comment, as your /s indicates.

maynarkh ,

I knew it's either your comment or a bunch saying how I'm peddling bullshit. I chose to be ridiculed on style instead of substance.

AtariDump ,
possiblylinux127 ,
@possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip avatar

Imagine them going crazy and stuffing themselves in a suite case.

Shadywack ,
@Shadywack@lemmy.world avatar

I remember thinking movies just had absurd sensationalized plot lines and that our societies were past that shit. Then I saw former soviets killed by alpha particle emitting pills, whistleblowers dying, and now I'm thinking the truth is stranger than fiction.

Hang in there Edward Snowden, it's amazing that fucker threaded the needle and still lives.

Jonsmith222 ,

What if the movies are just desensitizing us for the shit they are trying to pull off?

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

If we had a functioning government they'd already be bankrupt or in the hands of a legit oversight authority, rather than allowed to continue to run a blatantly corrupt and dangerous enterprise.

Thann ,
@Thann@lemmy.ml avatar

All of the execs would be in jail while they finish up the investigation

EvilEyedPanda ,

If you see something, say something... and get shot.

FinalRemix ,

Poisoned tea, the second one.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Russian roulette with a shotgun but also with (poisoned) tea instead of vodka (not poisoned)?

mbirth ,

"See it, say it, ---" - "Shot it!"

rem26_art ,
@rem26_art@fedia.io avatar

at this point, Boeing's gonna need a defense contractor's worth of weapons to deal with all of these whistleblowers... oh wait.

aeronmelon ,

"Cut off one head and FIVE more will take its place."

Boeing is about to engage in the most desperate game of whack-a-mole ever.

possiblylinux127 ,
@possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip avatar

They are just looking to open some doors, mid flight.

egeres ,
@egeres@lemmy.world avatar

I feel terrible for all the work boeing's hitman is going to have to do this week 🤦🏻‍♂️

Wiz ,

Those hitmen aren't cheap, either!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Huge Uber bill, too

CrayonMaster ,

He'll be clocking a lot of overtime this month.

considine ,

Would be funny if Boeing started cutting corners with their hitmen, too.

egeres ,
@egeres@lemmy.world avatar

Hahahh, would be hilarious to then get a whistleblower from the team of "boeing's hitmens" because of bad working conditions

trolololol ,

"do you know how many people I had to talk out this week?? I'm losing my head mate"

" Challenge accepted"

AngryCommieKender ,

You're talking them to death? That's gotta be harder than just shooting them, my man.

trolololol ,

Haha that was a typo but it made it fun

I meant take. Take out.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

"would you get shot by Boeing....?"
"me personally? no. not really."

Blackmist ,

"A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night."

Audacious ,

I hope there won't be a series of unfortunate accidents...

PenisWenisGenius ,

Death by cop is getting replaced with death by corporation.

treadful ,
@treadful@lemmy.zip avatar
FinalRemix ,

Cutting out the middlemen.

jonasw ,

Death by co(r)p

argh_another_username ,

Hey, I heard Boeing is hiring assassins. It’s in high demand!

reverendsteveii ,

10 more whistleblowers

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

My condolences to their family in these trying times.

moitoi ,
@moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You can't fly over a Streisand effect.

CodeHead ,
  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • [email protected]
  • kbinchat
  • All magazines