Shitty Food Porn

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Someguy89 , in Throwback to when Gordon Ramsay made the world's worst grilled cheese sandwich

He has to be trolling right?!? It's fucking raw ya donkey!

dudewitbow ,

He used very thick* bread, the wrong cheese and cooked it on a pan over an open fireplace, the worst way to grill a grilled cheese (bread burns extremely fast, gives no chance for cheese to melt)

mozz , in Texas Cheese Fries
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I'm a little conflicted about whether this is clearly shit or some pretty dope ass fries

It depends on the quality of the fries and the cheese (and the jalapenos), which I'll assume is poor and the overall product is therefore shit, but ngl I was hankering for them a little when I saw those big jalapeno slices

Enkrod , in How to keep a man

away

protist , in Cursed Nigiri

That's salmon and cream cheese, a super common and delicious combination

Skull ,
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It looks like icecream 👀

protist ,

I'd still eat it

Davel23 ,

I'm not so sure, there's some melting on the right side like ice cream does and cream cheese doesn't. Though I agree, I would eat it.

cordlesslamp , in Cheese Volcano Pizza

So the first bite is just a mouthful of cheese? Why?

lnxtx , in Cheese Volcano Pizza
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How did it survive transport?

ILikeBoobies , in Inverted

Better than the other way

KillerTofu , (edited ) in Eggo waffle (toasted), Nutella, icing sugar.

Wow. Truly shitty food. Did you even toast the waffle?

FlaminGoku , in It isn't just a low effort meal, it's actually an attempt to lose weight

I never understood the "lose weight = salad and dressing" crowd.

You can pretty much eat whatever, as long as you are within your caloric limits.

Unfortunately (from my experience), this boils down to one "full" meal i e. Appetizer, entre, dessert a day.

Hikermick ,

My mom worked for weight watchers for 30 years. I've never had a weight problem but I learned a lot from her when I wanted to shed a few pounds. The system they used was based on points, you were allowed so many points a day, some things had zero points and some things were surprisingly high in points. I bring this up whenever I see someone starving themselves or eating like a rabbit. Under their plan you can eat whatever you want, it's all about portions. When people try drastic changes they give up easier

howrar ,

That just sounds like Calorie counting with extra steps

Aussiemandeus , in It isn't just a low effort meal, it's actually an attempt to lose weight
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You do you man but dressing is never good.

And 200 calories is so little

RedditWanderer ,

I feel like the dressing alone is 200 calories

Mr_Blott , in My neon orange ghost pepper whopper

That looks like it contains about 7 ingredients that are banned in the EU 😳

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Only seven?

sbv , in Healthy Snack Salad

if it's brown, flush it down /s

In all seriousness, this at least shows portion control, so it isn't all bad.

spacecowboy ,

This is just the first part of a 12 course salad.

ininewcrow , in Hibachi
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I have a stove top like that ... and I've never once thought of doing this ... now that I see it ... I'm wondering if I should.

isVeryLoud ,
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No, it's incredibly difficult to clean, even though it's a glass surface.

It also cooks super unevenpy since only some spots are hot.

ininewcrow ,
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I'm dumb but not stupid ... don't worry guys, I'm not even going to attempt this ... I know how to cook and I know not to do this ... even as a joke.

Kerandir ,

We don't trust you, stay away from the stove!

Pxtl , in Watermelon Chicken
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A bird died for this.

general_kitten ,

A bird died for our sins.

SWIM , in This is an insult to the cow that died for this to exist....

Berries and meat are a good combination

Pxtl ,
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Did a black bear post this?

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