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Kolanaki , in ‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discount
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That man is too fucking stupid to own a gun. Take it away, and put him in timeout.

RobotToaster ,

That man is too fucking stupid to own a gun.

Or a car, for that matter.

numberfour002 , in ‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discount

I'm thankful that in all my years of working in retail, I never had a gun pointed at me. Having said that, random people get so bent out of shape about the most ridiculous, inconsequential things and it can be close to impossible to predict who it's going to be or what is going to set them off.

Based on my experiences, if a customer is being indignant even after explaining that I was helping them out, I would apologize and remove the discount or ring the order up differently (if it was in my power to do so). More often than not, they calm down after they get what they want, even if it's to their own detriment. Granted, after calming down, a not insignificant number of these folks will realize their mistake and then they have to figure out a way to save face so they can ask for the discount to be reapplied.

otp , in ‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discount

This is such an American phenomenon.

Even without the school shootings, this would be reason enough for me to say that the second amendment needs further amending.

frunch ,

I dunno, that guy sure looked like a well-regulated militia (งツ)ว

_lilith , in ‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discount
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This man has nerves of steel. Dude said "you do what you gotta do I'm not running" to a man holding a gun in his face.

Naminreb ,

That young dude has 10 kids…he’s probably oblivious to violence by now.

foggy ,

pulls gun on man with 10 kids

Man with 10 kids opens mouth, grabs gun barrel with two hands, inserts barrel in mouth "Do it, let's go, bitch. My shift ends in 30 minutes I ain't got all day."

FUBAR ,

Can’t say all that with the barrel in his mouth

RizzRustbolt ,

He's had practice.

NikkiDimes ,

Hoo it, weths go, bith. Hy fifth enths in furfy fmimiths I aif goth all thay

BigMacHole , in ‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discount

Did he have a Gun to Protect himself from this Man he was giving a DIscount to? That's the ONLY way to Prevent this SItuation!

Illuminostro ,

Well, when those people start getting uppity, looking down on good, moral Christian white men, somebody has to remind them of their place. 'Murica.

/SARCASM

Anticorp , in ‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discount

Idk why people are so angry out here at 9 in the morning

LOL, I love this guy's perspective. Hear, hear!

RGB3x3 ,

I can understand why people could be angry. They have to be awake at 9 in the morning.

Definitely doesn't excuse the gun and the racism.

oakey66 , in New Catan Game Has Overpopulation, Pollution, Fossil Fuels, and Clean Energy

Excitingdystopia

reverendsteveii , in ‘I’m trying to give you a better deal’: Customer pulls gun on Burger King employee for giving him a discount

Bet I can tell you something about the voting history of the guy who couldn't understand basic math or the concept of a sale, perseverated on that fact long enough to come back to the burger king that tried to give him a deal, called the cashier a racial slur and pulled out a gun.

Even_Adder , in Meta’s AI image generator really struggles with the concept of interracial couples | CNN Business

It's a problem with models right now. Parts of your prompt contaminate each other, making it hard to make a long prompt and get all the separate elements you want.

This paper proposes a solution to this issue.

https://i.imgur.com/lq4C2vA.png

https://imgur.com/lKBymrO.png

yeather ,

Except other AI models are proven to have no to little issue with this prompt. It’s a Meta issue not an AI model issue.

EdibleFriend , in Meta’s AI image generator really struggles with the concept of interracial couples | CNN Business
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Not as hilarious as Google having to shut theirs down over shit like the inspirational diversity of Americas founding fathers but still funny.

Kusimulkku ,

We tried it in class, after hearing about the US founding fathers being black and Nazis being surprisingly diverse with Asian women in the ranks too. Finnish Medieval couple was a black guy with an Asian wife. Maybe the AI was thinking of Netflix version of Finnish history.

teft , in Italian island overrun by goats is offering them free to anyone who can catch them
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Set up a shawarma shop. Make it a pick your own like at strawberry farms, but with goats. That'll solve the problem.

istanbullu , in Italian island overrun by goats is offering them free to anyone who can catch them

is this the new emu war?

metaStatic , in Italian island overrun by goats is offering them free to anyone who can catch them

The elites don't want you to know this but the goats on the island are free you can take them home I have 458 goats.

ObviouslyNotBanana , in Millennials are exhausted by working more for less.
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Sounds like they're just lazy

/s

dohpaz42 ,
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You joke, but that has been pounded into our heads our entire life, and even me (a gen x’er) feels like it’s my own fault because the world has been beating me down for not reaching whatever arbitrary standard it’s set for us.

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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I know. I'm right there too.

dohpaz42 ,
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We should get all of us together, pool what little money we have, and buy us a huge compound somewhere and have our own community. I mean, what could go wrong, right? 👀

isles ,

People do this already, check Foundation for Intentional Community. You can find communities near you that are open to visitors or new residents and check them out.

Make sure you're well acquainted with the traits of cults to keep yourself safe. There are groups out there that are fundraising and building infrastructure for new communities, as well, so there are many ways to get involved.

ZeroCool ,
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"Just be careful, you might accidentally join a cult" lol I totally get your point but that just made me laugh.

whalebiologist ,

man this sounded so cool until I realized they were all going to be weird sex cults.

Kolanaki ,
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Sounds good to me. Kool aid?

Hands you a cup

It's Ecto Cooler flavor.

blackwateropeth ,

Don’t worry, the oligarchy commends your lifelong efforts with a pizza party … :/

MissJinx ,
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I'm an older millennial and I look at the younger generarions with horror. We still had some good years. They only had worst and worst times. Disasters, wars, economic craches, pandemics, more wars... fuck! Guys you need to change the world!

Hupf , in Italian island overrun by goats is offering them free to anyone who can catch them

They don't want you to know this but the ducks in the park are free as well

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