Baphomet_The_Blasphemer ,

I'm taking the perfect rock, finding an imperfect stick, and making a near perfect club.

MedicPigBabySaver ,
@MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world avatar

Rock bash skulls easy, take many great sticks from others.

capital ,

Psh. If you can even reach me when I’m slapping the shit out of you with my awesome stick.

MedicPigBabySaver ,
@MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world avatar

Ha, an awesome throw (which ancestral history indicates)..... I'll knock your pathetic ass into heathermore

pjwestin ,
@pjwestin@lemmy.world avatar

Stick. There is a 100% I will lose that stone skipping it on the first body of water I see.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Could you imagine the skips that rock would make!

pjwestin ,
@pjwestin@lemmy.world avatar

Honestly, it's so perfect I'd probably choke and get 2 skips out of it. Anytime I stop and select a good stone I overthink it and throw terribly, anytime I just grab one and toss it I get 4 or 5 skips (6 if no one's around to see it).

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Nothing worse than getting that perfect angle to slice through the water and it just goes "Blop" and it's gone.

Yokozuna ,

The geologist in me says rocc but the kid in me stays sticc

valen ,
@valen@lemmy.world avatar

I was going to say definitely the rock, then I saw the stick. Now it's a toss-up.

valid ,
Dorkyd68 , (edited )

Nah man, that rock is straight 🔥

letsgo ,

The rock, (a) because it'll last longer and (b) because it's got a cool wrestler named after it. There ain't no wrestler called The Stick. I doubt I could smell what The Stick is cooking.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

The Stick trained Daredevil.

chatokun ,

Read some Stormlight Archive, and know that I am a stick.

Thcdenton ,

rocc

So smoth
So rund

TeoTwawki ,
@TeoTwawki@lemmy.world avatar

Stickalibur. You are now the one true king of a small wooded area.

pewgar_seemsimandroid ,

stick.

Daft_ish ,

Stick. Rock is just heavy thing you carry and maybe throw once. Stick, you can swing that puppy around all fucking day.

Moghul ,

sticc

Kaimeraz ,
beefbot ,

😂😂😂
I’d missed this somehow , thank you for it

driving_crooner ,
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

It's from the ultra extended edition.

Sam_Bass ,

Simplest answer: both. That what you have pockets for

theredknight ,

Then use perfect stick and perfect rock to make perfect pump drill for fire

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

This guy cargo pantses

Theharpyeagle ,

Why the hell are cargo pants so maligned in even the everyday casual fashion world? They're fucking awesome.

AngryCommieKender ,

Girls think we are hoarding the good pockets. They don't realize it's actually Big Handbag that got rid of their pocketses

Theharpyeagle ,

Seriously! I hardly ever carry a handbag because it's more likely than not that I'll eventually lose it. Losing my pants is a lot less common, and there's so much room for stuff! Wallet, keys, phone, knife, dog treats, cool rocks, maybe a snake. The possibilities are endless!

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