onion ,
HotsauceHurricane ,

I got the stick, my kid gets the rock. She’s a rock person.

x4740N ,
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Can you take both, is there a rule on taking both

The wording is a bit open to ambiguity

aesthelete ,

I'm going rock so I can charge my phone.

LodeMike ,

What

tautalas ,
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UraniumBlazer ,

I'm going rock so I can solve world hunger.

seaQueue ,
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I'm going to uplift rock and give it the ability to think so it can shitpost for me

UraniumBlazer ,

Can I mate with you please. Kakaw

Vandals_handle ,
@Vandals_handle@lemmy.world avatar

Soup from a stone?

ShaggySnacks ,

Stone soup is amazing!

caseyweederman ,

I'm going rock so I can say "okay google, play Never Gonna Give You Up"

downdaemon ,
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I have to skip that rock in the closest body of water

iAvicenna ,
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I wanna say rock like everyone else but that stick just looks so good

littlebluespark ,
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With a strap? I'm taking the rock, but if it's CQC? Sharpened stick every time. Spear > staff > sword, etc.

oo1 ,

The rock . . . and a piece of string to wind around.

Th4tGuyII ,
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Rock. Stick will rot quickly, but the rock will stick around as long as I don't lose it

RecluseRamble ,

Stick will rot, rock will stick.

Not perfect but I like it.

CaptainBlagbird ,
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This is poetry 👌😌

whostosay , (edited )

You can shape rock, you cannot grow stick.

hoshikarakitaridia ,
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Stick will rot, rock will sit.

Windshear ,

You can also try to convince stick to be fire.

robocall ,
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That rock is so smooth and circular. I can't not pick it. I'm drawn to it.

Jerkface ,

drrr... drrr... drrr...

AtariDump ,

Oh you knob. I forgot about that until your comment.

Here, take this:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/12bf5440-72ce-47b9-b2ef-00b49973eb5a.jpeg

salvaria ,

THIS WAS MADE FOR ME! TH-THIS IS MY PAD!

bored_boar_onboard ,

It is….precious…to me

MrJameGumb ,
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I suppose it would depend on the task I was trying to accomplish

Roflmasterbigpimp ,
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I take the Rock! It's much more durable than the stick and I bet it is really pleasant to hold. Also I can easily place it on my desk after I come home.

And I like to imagine how long it took for this rock to get his shape.

IndiBrony ,
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I imagine it got its shape by doing plenty of push ups, pull ups and drinking lots of juice.

cmgvd3lw ,

Rock, that one is one in a million.

Willy ,

that kinda stick doesn't just grow on trees either.

Daft_ish ,

Wait a second.

wildcardology ,

Stick

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