match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Wh... what's y'alls base suicidality level

KillingTimeItself ,

it's not bad

PugJesus OP ,
@PugJesus@lemmy.world avatar

Our national holiday consists of drinking and playing with explosives at nighttime. You do the math.

It's generally a very cheerful level of suicidality though! Would be awful to bring the mood down by making a suicide all somber or some shit.

aStonedSanta ,

Yah we kill ourselves, Or overly think about it, with extreme excitement and joy over here.

vaultdweller013 ,
@vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works avatar

Also one of our best known sub-cultures is one in which the concept of health and safety are slurs when used outside of work. I should know I am a relatively cautious Redneck, that just means I actually keep the medkit nearby for if shit goes worng.

Fish ,

"I'm okay"? "I'm not too bad" would mean that you're near the base suicidality level

ZeroTHM ,

Fair to middlin'

fossphi ,

Wouldn't jump into a running vehicle. But wouldn't try to try to climb up a cliff

Sam_Bass ,

Yup.

dharmacurious ,
@dharmacurious@slrpnk.net avatar

Don't forget "too blessed to be depressed"= I think God will be angry with me if I admit life (read: murica) isn't perfect

Manifish_Destiny ,

Her horrors persist, and so do I.

mPony ,

I can't fake, for God's sake, why am I driving in the wrong lane?

WhiteRabbit_33 ,

"Too blessed to be depressed" - they're
a Christian fundamentalist who is depressed but trying to convince themselves otherwise. You should run.

Passerby6497 ,

I'm here ain't I = Defcon 5

So normal then?

PlexSheep ,

Yeah, def on 5 is basically civilian peace times, right?

JaymesRS ,
@JaymesRS@literature.cafe avatar

‘Nother day, ‘nother dollar…

SturgiesYrFase ,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

I prefer:
Nother day, nother dime, nother shit on company time.

AngryCommieKender ,

Boss makes a dollar,

I make a dime,

That was a poem,

For a simpler time.

Now the boss makes a hundred,

And the workers a cent,

While he has employees,

Who can't pay their rent.

Why wait till the boss makes a million,

And the workers make jack?

It's high time we riot,

And take our world back.

intensely_human ,

The traffic light simply would not turn green
So the people stopped to wait
As the traffic rolled and the wind blew cold
And the hour grew dark and late

Zoom-varoom, trucks, trailers,
Bikes and limousines,
Clatterin’ by — me oh my!
Won’t that light turn green?

But the days turned weeks, and the weeks turned months
And there on the corner they stood,
Twiddlin’ their thumbs till the changin’ comes
The way good people should.

And if you walk by that corner now,
You may think it’s rather strange
To see them there as they hopefully gaze
With the very same smile on their very same face
As they patiently stand in the very same place
And wait for the light to change.

intensely_human ,

— Shel Silverstein

AngryCommieKender ,

Apparently quite the ladies man.

Agent641 ,

What rhymes with guillotine?

AngryCommieKender ,

Dramamine is the first thing I thought of.

Guillotines and Dramamine would make a decent band name.

oce ,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

What annoys me with this culture is when they expect foreigners to use the same exhuberant language and they think something is wrong with you if you don't.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

British -

"Alright?"

"Alright?"

French -

"Çava?"

"Çava. Çava?"

Way simpler

crawancon ,

if you're a nerd and want to remain mysterious about your status like the OP, just say " red 5 standing by."

PugJesus OP ,
@PugJesus@lemmy.world avatar

It's more of a "I just lost my starboard engine. Get set up for your attack run."

I_Has_A_Hat ,

"I'm doin." -I am not doing well and I don't want to talk about it. But I'm also too exhausted and shattered to keep lying about my mental state for the sake of social niceties, so I'm hoping my vague, neutral statement will either convey what I'm feeling, or you'll fill in the blank with whatever you want to hear. Just as long as you stop asking how I'm doing.

univers3man ,

Oof

bl_r ,

It’s been a rough week at work, and being in an environment where we are all on call and numerous people are subbing for others who are having life get in the way, a lot of people are working late and taking weekend shifts that they would have otherwise had off.

One of my college friends works with me, and I know his responses to these questions pretty well, and boy howdy have I seen him go through all of these responses in order as things got worse and worse while the director pops in and out of call to check on us and get updates on the situation.

Considering we would have had the weekend off and both of us stayed very late, things are going pretty OK, all things considered. Can’t complain too much if I’m still truckin’

Trex202 ,

Living the dream!

Nightmares are dreams, right?

CaptainBlagbird ,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

Gonna steal pirate that

intensely_human ,

R

Bougie_Birdie ,
@Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

"Living the dream!"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah, I hope to wake up any day now."

blanketswithsmallpox ,

It's been like three years of hearing that and they're still working the same job lol...

oatscoop ,
@oatscoop@midwest.social avatar

I prefer "living a dream".

Am I living someone else's dream? Is it a nightmare? Am I disassociating? -- the answer is "yes".

Draegur ,

DefCon Stages:
5 - "I'm here, ain't I?"
4 - "ain't dead yet."
3 - "it is what it is"
2 - "I'm not gonna lie to you"
1 - "...don't worry about it"

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

I climb hand over hand closing my eyes

Too scared to look down I climb hand over hand

Putting distance between I and I and the ground

I get to the top I stand on the edge

I look to the sky and say all my prayers

What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt?

I don't know

Nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt

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