Snailpope , 7 days ago My foreman would always say "Love my job" in a happy tone after anything bad happened on a job site. The happier the tone, the worse it was
My foreman would always say "Love my job" in a happy tone after anything bad happened on a job site. The happier the tone, the worse it was
Num10ck , 7 days ago then comes the singing.
then comes the singing.
Jerkface , 6 days ago "Dear God, he's doing H.M.S. Pintafore. We have to leave. Now!"
"Dear God, he's doing H.M.S. Pintafore. We have to leave. Now!"
intensely_human , 6 days ago I know that guy
I know that guy
loweffortname , 7 days ago Where does "Good enough" fit on the scale? Asking for a friend...
Where does "Good enough" fit on the scale? Asking for a friend...
PugJesus OP , 7 days ago "Good enough" is "My head is barely above water and I'm wondering if it's worth the effort"
"Good enough" is "My head is barely above water and I'm wondering if it's worth the effort"
ghen , 6 days ago Good enough= My day is shit, My week is shit, My life has been shit, but it's not as shit as other people so I don't have the right.
Good enough= My day is shit, My week is shit, My life has been shit, but it's not as shit as other people so I don't have the right.
loweffortname , 6 days ago It's the suffix that hits hardest: ... it's not as shit as other people so I don't have the right. at least that's what my friend that I'm asking for definitely said
It's the suffix that hits hardest:
... it's not as shit as other people so I don't have the right.
at least that's what my friend that I'm asking for definitely said
Vinny_93 , 7 days ago I feel like the one going on about defcon does not know defcon 5 is actually pretty chill
I feel like the one going on about defcon does not know defcon 5 is actually pretty chill
BarrelAgedBoredom , 6 days ago Should've gone the Kanye route and said defcon 3
Should've gone the Kanye route and said defcon 3
hoch , 6 days ago *death con 3
*death con 3
Ejh3k , 7 days ago My favorite to use: "not gonna lie to you."
My favorite to use: "not gonna lie to you."
OpenStars , 7 days ago Implying that you... sometimes do!? :-P
Implying that you... sometimes do!? :-P
Draegur , 7 days ago Implying that if you said "i'm (fine/ok/alright/good/etc)" would be a lie.
Implying that if you said "i'm (fine/ok/alright/good/etc)" would be a lie.
OpenStars , 7 days ago Since it is super easy, barely an inconvenience, I am going to share this link from where my statement came from:-) https://youtu.be/_ru0pnAnq7g (I wish Lemmy would show preview pics of YouTube videos to let people have a glimpse of what they are in for, but hopefully my hints were enough here:-)
Since it is super easy, barely an inconvenience, I am going to share this link from where my statement came from:-)
https://youtu.be/_ru0pnAnq7g
(I wish Lemmy would show preview pics of YouTube videos to let people have a glimpse of what they are in for, but hopefully my hints were enough here:-)
Draegur , 7 days ago Oh! Thank you for the context!
Oh! Thank you for the context!
OpenStars , 7 days ago img
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berryjam , 7 days ago (off-topic: I LOVE this cat)
(off-topic: I LOVE this cat)
OpenStars , 7 days ago Not off topic at all - when he showed up, the topic became all about him, in true business cat style - he will not allow it any other way!!! 😹
Not off topic at all - when he showed up, the topic became all about him, in true business cat style - he will not allow it any other way!!! 😹
Beefytootz , 7 days ago When it comes to how I'm feeling? Sure, often even
When it comes to how I'm feeling? Sure, often even
Neato , 7 days ago My coworker once when I asked him a hard question: "Don't make me lie to you." I still think of that a lot and try to work it in when someone asks me an impossible question.
My coworker once when I asked him a hard question: "Don't make me lie to you."
I still think of that a lot and try to work it in when someone asks me an impossible question.
brbposting , 6 days ago when someone asks me an impossible question. I think that response actually works for the loaded question: “Have you stopped beating your wife?“
when someone asks me an impossible question.
I think that response actually works for the loaded question:
“Have you stopped beating your wife?“
Thteven , 6 days ago I usually just go with "sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit"
I usually just go with "sheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiit"
MacNCheezus , 7 days ago !2meirl4meirl
!2meirl4meirl
