StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

Mrw trees have leaves

owenfromcanada ,
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, I always thought the cartoon renditions of a green blob on top of a brown stick were more realistic than they are.

BakerBagel ,

I remember beong blown away at the definition in the leaves i could see driving home after getting my first glasses.

asteriskeverything ,

Legit was mindblown when my friend got glasses and was so fascinated that trees had leaves! Happy to know that appreciating this beautiful detail of nature is a bit of a universal experience

AdamBomb ,

This was one of the first things I remember noticing too! It’s interesting to hear that so many people also noticed tree leaves first.

lugal ,

People meters away have faces

Jerkface ,

I was shocked to learn how far away people can read and recognize my face. Much was explained that day.

TachyonTele ,

"Wait. I can see where they're looking at from this far away. That means... Oh man."

humorlessrepost ,

Like your first fart or boner after cochlear implants.

akakunai ,

B-boner? Tf kinda noise is your boner making?

Castigant ,

What, you can't hear it? I hate to say it, but you might want to get your ears checked. Everyone else can hear it, people around you have probably just been courteous enough not to mention it.

It sounds like this.

benignintervention ,

I remember being absolutely blown away that you could see planes in the sky

Kowowow ,

The weirdest thing that happened to me when I got my glasses was that it felt like I was going to hit them with the food I was eating, I was 15 at the time

krashmo ,

I'm not sure if this is a quirk of perspective or an admission that you shove your face too far in your food but it's funny either way.

Kowowow ,

Heck it could be a weird mental thing from too many first person video games

Kadaj21 ,

Lol me @ 7 years old

shalafi ,

I was 5, don't remember, but my parents clued in asking me about a dog at the park. "Uh... doggy...?"

Slovene ,

Do we have a Chicken Thoughts community here on Lemmy?

DaddleDew ,

It was like getting a new GPU for your computer and you can finally max out the graphics settings.

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

There's nothing more satisfying than reinstalling a game and cranking all those sliders to max.

Rustmilian ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

I still don't like wearing my glasses.
Sometimes I just use the pinhole method just so I don't have to wear them.
I'm not super blind, just near sighted.
I can get about my day without them most of the time. I just find them way to distracting.

significantcoffee ,

Same for me. I don't like how I look with them and they get in the way. But I have to admit that they are a huge help for reading street signs or recognizing people from far away... But when I'm not outdoors, I really don't like to wear them.

ramirezmike ,

I paid for eye insurance when I first landed a "real" job that has benefits and got an eye check up and the optometrist was like "you're just barely off from 20/20, not really even a prescription" and i was like oh geez what a waste of time.

And then I put on the pair of glasses and it was like this. Just every tree looked magical.

cucumber_sandwich ,

So what are you saying? Even with pretty good vision it makes a massive difference?

ramirezmike ,

well, I can only speak from my own experience. I forget the exact prescription but my eyes were also slightly off so one was worse than the other and neither was perfect.

Idk if it's just that significant or if it's having them align but it made tree leaves just look individual and pop for me. I was staring at every tree and saying how they look so cool and it was only later that I learned this common tree meme among people who get glasses.

flango ,
@flango@lemmy.eco.br avatar

... the snowflakes glisten on the tree...

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Is the leaves thing common for people who get glasses for the first time? That was the most intense sight for me at 25 years old, was seeing the individual leaves on a tree like 50 feet away

Daxtron2 ,

For me it wasnt be cause I had heard that so many times from others before I started regularly wearing them. I think for me it was seeing how bad a bunch of my old games actually look. I can still take em off and make em look good again

el_abuelo ,

Ol' CRT eyes here

Milk_Sheikh ,

Yes. Going from thinking “yeah, that’s a tree ofc” to talking like a paid shill to everyone I know “I CAN SEE EACH LEAF!!! ITS LIKE I’M SEEING IN HD”

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Lmao like we're selling snake oil

Gormadt ,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

One of the really hard habits to break was always looking at my feet when walking

It was primarily because seeing further than that was pretty rough

Though the leaves being back on the trees was pretty great too

therealjcdenton ,
@therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip avatar

That's two fetishizions of glasses I've seen in the past 15 minutes why

BuboScandiacus ,
@BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz avatar

?

trashgirlfriend ,

Hello!

The joke is that people (or more likely kids) usually don't want glasses until they get them and can now see.

I have no idea how you even got to your conclusion!

therealjcdenton ,
@therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip avatar

Because I saw another post about glasses and flirting a few minutes before this one

trashgirlfriend ,

Hi!

Did you mean the one where the joke is that people who wear glasses can't see very well without them?

Codandchips ,
@Codandchips@lemmy.world avatar

I was 15 when I first got my glasses. I walked out of the opticians to the bus stop and was stunned that I could actually see and READ the number of the bus approaching from 500 yards away and not when it arrived at the stop.

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