thorbot ,

I love the gummy taste of condoms with my Brie and crackers

VictoriaAScharleau ,

no joke, you know the brie and gummy worms work.

Censored ,

Three condoms? My, we're young and frisky, aren't we?

Buddahriffic ,

They are unwrapped and sitting pretty close to some meat and cheese. Feels like that's just asking for disrupting vaginal health balance. Plus I'd be suspicious of holes poked in the condoms. Unwrapping them is such a weird thing to do.

Gakomi ,

Frist of all, why are there condoms in the food second why are there 3 of them?

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

One for the shaft and one for each testicle

wreel ,
@wreel@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Duh .. we all learned this in sex ed

TwoBeeSan ,

Exactly. My balls secrete sperm like a maple tree. Don't yours?

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

Do you regularly cut your balls then?

TwoBeeSan ,

When they're in season

Smoogs ,

Right after saying “I can do the sex good!”

dejected_warp_core ,

That depends.

39 and under crowd - "Wanna go again?"

40 and over crowd - "I'm going to need at least that many breaks."

Malfeasant ,

The only question is, one at a time, or all at once?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

This charcuterie board fucks.

curiousaur ,

Everything looks good here, perfect date. Wait, except.... is that.... unground coffee beans? What the fuck?

KickMeElmo ,

I'd eat those, but the proximity to cocaine is a bit concerning.

curiousaur ,

You'd leave the cocaine on the board?

SkyezOpen ,

Mix it up. Call it the morning special.

can ,

Espresso beans are delicious especially in dark chocolate.

Venator ,

I thought they were rasins, but not sure.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

WHERE are the motherfucking CHEESE BALLS?!

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

After enough coke everyone has cheese balls.

Censored ,

I can't wait to put your Sweady balls in my mouth.

Etterra ,

Yeah they got McDonald's chicken nuggets. Like dude, go get some Wendy's. You've got nose spice so I know you understand how to be classy - now get your shit together.

Technological_Elite ,

Found Wendy's Lemmy account

ThirdWorldOrder ,
@ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee avatar

Yeah for fucks sake nothing wrong with McNuggets.

Sigh_Bafanada ,

Except the price

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

And the taste when compared to Wendy's.

Censored ,

Wendy's chicken nuggets are vile, too. Chicken tenders are the only thing good. And Wendy's doesn't serve them anymore. Neither does McDonald's. So... KFC wins.

Censored ,

And the taste.

hakunawazo ,

I'll order the same happy meal.

FreshLight ,
@FreshLight@sh.itjust.works avatar

YES.

don ,

All that and not a single date to be found in the photo. Has bro never been to a grocery store?

StaySquared ,

Are those.. lol coffee beans?!

Daxtron2 ,

crumchy

Zink ,

To me this just looks like a typical day that started with the best of intentions.

ieightpi ,

Condom lube on my cheese board doesn't sound appetizing

waterSticksToMyBalls ,

It's flavored

Master ,

Its cheese flavored.

irreticent ,
@irreticent@lemmy.world avatar

It is now.

ChillPenguin ,

Well in that case...

Jakdracula ,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

These ribbed condoms don’t taste anything like ribs!

Paradachshund ,

Mythic rarity girl dinner

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