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don ,

Holy shit science vanished a whole dwarf planet that’s insane 😱

don ,

Well yeah, you’re a former wolpertinger

don ,

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things…

don ,

I can’t remember the last time I had to use those…

don ,

It's like the company wants the marker to dry out and for me to go buy more.

Capitalism 101, friend.

don ,

Technically true, but ambiguous.

don ,

All that and not a single date to be found in the photo. Has bro never been to a grocery store?

don ,

Bro’s got a baseball bat and an image analyzer from a NOAA satellite, and all he had to do was buy a package of dates from the grocery and take a pic of one.

don ,

“But I’d have qualms about that because this wine has spent 2,000 years in contact with the cremated body of a dead Roman. The liquid is a bit murky because of the bone remains. But I guess you could filter it and try it. I’d rather someone else tried it first, though.”

You might wanna rethink that, but without knowing you, maybe not. Nope, you said you’re cool with it, so bottoms up.

don ,

“It’s not in the least bit toxic – we’ve done the microbiological analysis,” he said.

They’d be just fine.

don ,

They’re correct, last paragraph of it article says there’s bone remains in it.

don ,

I was never into it or pretty much anything country-related, being an Airwolf, Mission Impossible (the reboot), and MacGuyver kinda kid, but Dad liked it, and explained it to me pretty much the way you did.

don ,

The Confederate flag just meant "the south" to me back then.

Growing up around the same time, this was how I interpreted it as well. I didn’t give a shit about the flag, but I never got the racist connotation from anyone around me at the time. It was just something that Southern people liked, just as you said.

don ,

but we never do aggressive things

Holy snapping duckshit you’re so far removed from reality that you’re in your own separate omniverse and that’s absolutely impossible

don ,

You don’t slap Inside Edition over the internet, you slap them in person.

don ,

that’s how u no its legit, when our boy brando go off he low key cool

don ,
  • be me
  • open cli
  • use pwd
  • Kevin Mitnick is my bitch lol
don ,

I’m a bit surprised the Swiss were on Twitter to begin with.

don ,

Yes there is.

don ,

“He needs to just die already.” That’s all you had to say, friend.

don ,

The electronics version is for the average home user. The pro model has the electronics swapped out for a slotted screwdriver.

don ,

The point of UBI is that it has no stipulations. It’s guaranteed no matter what.

don ,

They understand, they just don’t care.

don ,

I’m a motherfuckin user. I log onto this website sometimes. That means I dictate when you shit and for how long. Just be glad your breathing is out of my control. For now.

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