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iOS keyboards that don't censor "bad words"

Does anyone have any recommendations for alternate keyboard apps on iOS that don’t censor my less-than-polite speech? Having to type certain words out letter by letter is annoying enough since swipe texting won’t spell them out. And lately it seems like even after I type that stuff out, autocorrect will still go back and...

Shower thoughts are wasting water.

My city is in the middle of the worst drought in recorded history. My showers are typically under 2 minutes and I have to shower with a bucket to catch otherwise wasted water to use to flush the toilet. I also shut the water down when I am wet enough so I can scrub myself without having unneeded water flowing then start it...

thorbot ,

I’m the problem. I take 30 min+ showers. It’s my best place to cry and think about my life.

thorbot ,

I love the gummy taste of condoms with my Brie and crackers

thorbot ,

29gb of porn? Did you just discover the internet fucking yesterday?

thorbot ,

Homeowners reading this like “okay this is not the meme for me”

thorbot ,

Show us on this doll where the AI touched you

thorbot ,

Dude wipes are the most toxic masculine bullshit product I’ve ever seen. Honestly who the fuck buys that shit except the most fragile male ego in the universe

thorbot ,

Company deserved it if they didn’t have backups and didn’t change the admin passwords

thorbot ,

Grew up poor eating salted cabbage for lunch. Not that smart but not dumb. Making $80k a year doing IT. this image is fucking stupid.

thorbot ,

That advice is bullshit. I look at screens for hours before bed and then just fall asleep. Doesn’t apply to everyone.

thorbot , (edited )

Found the bigot
Edit: save your long winded novelesque replies, I’m not reading them

thorbot ,

I shovel the driveway when it snows, takes 20 minutes and is good exercise. I don’t pay a repair guy to fix stuff, I do it myself. I mow the lawn once a week and it’s a nice chance to get outside for half an hour. I don’t maintain a swimming pool since I don’t have one. If I have problems with my neighbors I make them brownies and talk to them. And all the money I pay into my mortgage is going into an asset, not some other fuckstick’s pockets.

thorbot ,

Christ. This is morbid. Why would you have a clock ticking down to the end of your life??

thorbot ,

Yes. Being hyper focused on your own mortality isn’t healthy

thorbot ,

Only iCloud. No siri. Only use for auto photo storage and music. I don’t care if they know my music listening habits. None of the rest.

thorbot ,

My female void has a large pouch and LARGE mammary glands, they swing like crazy when she trots around. I always tease her about her kitty titties

thorbot ,

lol, I have never once paid for any of the copies of windows I’ve used over the years

thorbot ,

Weird. I leave my butter out all the time and never noticed it going rancid. But we use it up pretty fast once it’s out. Also we get unsalted butter that’s heavily pasteurized so maybe it last longer? Today I learned.

thorbot ,

Neat now I can continue not playing it in 60fps! 20 hours and I was fucking bored to tears

thorbot ,

October 2025 has entered the chat

thorbot ,

Windows XP has been in the chat this whole time

thorbot ,

The only reason(s) this image has persisted through the history of all time has nothing to do with the sign.

thorbot ,

What you didn’t like the meme name Xbox Series X?
Xbox SeX?

thorbot ,

Bro modern r/askreddit is the wish version. You been there lately? It’s just AI bot spam asking the same dumbass questions that have gotten the most engagement in the past. All of Reddit has devolved to bullshit low effort questions by bots. Like almost every subreddit is just “what’s the XYZ about this ABC related to this sub?!?”
It’s fucking awful there now

thorbot ,

You should probably not eat so much bread. You may have a gluten intolerance. See if you can blow up a balloon with the next one.

Ukraine packed a Cessna-style plane with explosives, added remote controls and kamikaze’d it into a Russian drone factory 600 miles away ( www.forbes.com )

In a sharp escalation of its drone campaign targeting strategic industries deep inside Russia, Ukraine seems to have fitted Cessna-style light planes with remote controls, packed them with explosives and flown at least one of them more than 600 miles to strike a Russian factory in Yelabuga, 550 miles east of Moscow....

thorbot ,

Have you been on Reddit lately? Every post has about 50% of comments that are incel type statements just talking about how they’ll be forever alone, they have no good traits, etc. it’s fucking pathetic

thorbot ,

What the fuck can I do? Just be even more depressed about the state of the country

thorbot ,

Yeah so many in the thread are like “duh I just moved, easy”

Yeah ok easy for you

thorbot ,

Are you really qualified? Who knows, but you make a really good point

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