Get some thick over sized glasses that are that transparent brown colour on the rims, grow a thin but dirty moustache, only wear faded pastel tops and short stained shorts that are 1 or 2 sizes to small, ALWAYS show your belly, make sure to be overly friendly but never blink when making eye contact, sooner or later they'll all leave your house alone.
I learnt from my grandpa how to pirate, I have my mum using cloud stream with some repos, my entire family are media pirates. My first copy of windows 3.1 on floppy disk was pirated, so of course I'm going to hand down my family tradition.
PSA I'm not a metal head, this was based off of everything my metal head mate has taught me over the years so I may be way off sorry, I did choose my username for a reason.
Edit: just checked the wiki and yeah Dead carried a dead crow around in a plastic bag and would huff it before shows sometimes.
