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dumbass , to Technology in Nintendo Switch Is Removing Integration for X, Formerly Twitter
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Don't you be disrespecting Prince like that!

dumbass , to World News in UN votes to back Palestinian membership, prompting Israeli envoy to shred charter
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We need more prop comics at the UN!

dumbass , to Asklemmy in What would you ask to a potential partner in a partner compatibility survey?
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*Does 5 minute long surrealist interpretive dance wile forcing and maintaining direct eye contact*

Me: And your answer is?

dumbass , to Not The Onion in Zoo defends ‘panda’ exhibit after criticism for using dogs dyed black and white
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Look when a Chinese zoo actually has the animals there and not just dyed dogs, then that will be news worthy, like at least twice a year a Chinese zoo gets called out for using dogs instead of the proper animals.

dumbass , to Memes in When your profile matches the job
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Look I'd like to go on a killing spree, but someone just uploaded an 8 hour synopsis of a kids cartoon I haven't seen decades and I must watch it.

dumbass , to Reddit in If Reddit had a soul/conscience, I think it was us, and we're all on Lemmy now...
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No eye contact on lemmy!

dumbass , to Today I Learned in TIL Many bronze age peoples forgot what stone age tools were, and thought discovered ones as some kind of mystical talismans or signs from a thunder god
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Yeah that was the first one I signed up with, purely because of the name.

dumbass , to Today I Learned in TIL Many bronze age peoples forgot what stone age tools were, and thought discovered ones as some kind of mystical talismans or signs from a thunder god
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Yeah in saw someone else using this instance and knew in had to join it.

dumbass , to Programmer Humor in c/unixsocks for more
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Well, call me the field then!

dumbass , (edited ) to Showerthoughts in Lemmy's major collective account cake days are coming up soon.
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Look, the rewards outweigh the risks so its work it.

dumbass , to Today I Learned in TIL Many bronze age peoples forgot what stone age tools were, and thought discovered ones as some kind of mystical talismans or signs from a thunder god
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Yeah but they're lazers, totally different.

dumbass , to Technology in TikTok sues U.S. government, saying potential ban violates First Amendment
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Yeah, but I cut it down to a bite sized shitty joke lol.

dumbass , to Technology in TikTok sues U.S. government, saying potential ban violates First Amendment
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I believe a more correct way is to ban the practices tik tok does

But then they have to ban their own data mining spyware social media platforms.

dumbass , to memes in Temperatur
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Translation: Alaskans wearing shorts, Texans wearing jackets.

dumbass , to World News in Hours After Aussie Gov’t Greenlights Online Age Verification Pilot, Breach Of Mandated Verification Database For Bars Is Revealed
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Johnson, I'm gonna need that report on my desk by 9am Monday morning, in triplicate and properly color coded this time... Not having a repeat of last month.

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