The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
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If throwing up means to puke, then throwing down must mean to have the shits.
I dunno, English is a funny language isn't it 😂
Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away. ( www.youtube.com )
Got no time to code ( sh.itjust.works )
The Internet Archive is under a DDoS attack ( bsky.app )
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What is that sound effect in the House M.D theme music?
Yes it's old, I know....
What are your best intrusive ads ideas?
If your job was to come up with greater enshittification for society, what would you do?...
who is on Lemmy (the sociology of Lemmy)
I dont know if this has been asked before or if this may be a little goofy of a question but I didn't see anything relating to it and I'm kinda curious what the culture of Lemmy is like and what sort of common things people see....
Added Bugs to Keep my job ( sh.itjust.works )
It would be terrifying if it were to actually start raining men.
Had the song It's Raining Men stuck in my head. Got me thinking. Would my home owners insurance cover the damages to my house? And what about the clean up?
Elizabeth Warren slammed for wanting to ‘break up Apple’s smartphone monopoly’ ( www.bostonherald.com )