You've heard of the ad-financed television; here comes the ad-financed phone! Wanna turn it on? Just watch a 30-second ad and it'll boot straight up, still better than your old phone, eh? Wanna place a call? That'll be a 2-minute ad (emergency calls require longer ads since they're more important).
But the best thing: It's 100% free*, only thing you have to do is agree to our insanely long EULA!
(Not available in the European Union due to their boring laws)
The numerous cases of 4chan users providing "tech support" to children who don't know any better.
Especially making a child put their parent's laptop in the oven while throwing its battery in a bowl of salt water (which can short circuit the battery and cause it to catch fire btw).