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FireWire400

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IT guy from Germany

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I bet someone will find a way to do that with CRISPR CAS-9...

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You've heard of the ad-financed television; here comes the ad-financed phone! Wanna turn it on? Just watch a 30-second ad and it'll boot straight up, still better than your old phone, eh? Wanna place a call? That'll be a 2-minute ad (emergency calls require longer ads since they're more important).

But the best thing: It's 100% free*, only thing you have to do is agree to our insanely long EULA!

(Not available in the European Union due to their boring laws)

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The numerous cases of 4chan users providing "tech support" to children who don't know any better.

Especially making a child put their parent's laptop in the oven while throwing its battery in a bowl of salt water (which can short circuit the battery and cause it to catch fire btw).

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