You've heard of the ad-financed television; here comes the ad-financed phone! Wanna turn it on? Just watch a 30-second ad and it'll boot straight up, still better than your old phone, eh? Wanna place a call? That'll be a 2-minute ad (emergency calls require longer ads since they're more important).
But the best thing: It's 100% free*, only thing you have to do is agree to our insanely long EULA!
(Not available in the European Union due to their boring laws)