werefreeatlast ,

Mexican American sandwich please! Yes with Cesar's salad and beans and rice.

FilthyShrooms ,

I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU ALL!!! EVERYONE LAUGHED WHEN I SAID A HOT DOG ON A BUN IS A SANDWICH WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW??

EatATaco ,

I would have argued with you before today, because a hot dog is clearly a taco. But I guess if tacos are sandwiches, then by the transitive property, it is also a sandwich.

Gobbel2000 ,
@Gobbel2000@programming.dev avatar

Okay, who will go to court for the cereal soup question next?

Hamartiogonic , (edited )
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

First, you need to find a place where soup restaurants have some special privileges compared to normal businesses. Then, just start a soup restaurant there and serve cereal and milk instead.

If you can’t find such a place, then maybe you can ask your local politicians to pass a bill like that. Would be nice if soup restaurants had to pay only half the amount of taxes compared to everyone else. Would be good for the owners, and fun for everyone else to see where the resulting legal battles go. Suddenly, you would find lots of companies selling just about anything and everything as soup and claiming they don’t have to pay the usual taxes.

Zo0 ,

Reminder that legality is not based on morality.

PunnyName ,

Or common sense.

remotedev ,

On whose authority??

HikingVet ,

That Judge's apparently.

SpiceDealer ,
@SpiceDealer@lemmy.world avatar

-Unrest in the Middle East as Israel and Palestine refuse to reconcile

-2 years on, the war in Ukraine has no end in sight

-The climate crisis keeps getting worse

-America debates how to categorize Mexican food

Red_October ,

Turns out the rest of the world doesn't stop just because some fucked up shit is happening.

Guy_Fieris_Hair ,

I am sure this judge has all the say in those situations.

bluewing ,

You are surprised? We argued over tomatoes being a fruit or vegetable and if they are a vegetable, then ketchup must count as a serving of vegetable. So the argument over tacos and burritos being a sandwich only surprises me in that fact it took so long to argue about it in court.

OneOrTheOtherDontAskMe ,

I mean, this is more about a local business being locked out from developing a new location in an area because that are has specific rules about what can be opened in that area (because Political Money) because for some reason only ships that sell sandwiches are allowed to open up in that region.

We think it's because Panera or another major shop being buddy buddy with legislators

Mango ,

Also I jerked off this morning. Not nearly so important as war, but definitely nicer.

Vertelleus ,
@Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works avatar

https://cuberule.com/

  • 1 side is toast
  • 2 sides is a sandwich
  • 3 sides is a taco
ouRKaoS ,
  • 4 sides is a taquito
  • 5 sides is a wrap
  • 6 sides is a burrito
Wootz ,

Incorrect.

  • 4 sides is sushi / maki
  • 5 sides is a soup / salad bowl
  • 6 sides is a calzone
isles ,

I prefer my sushi infinite-sided, thank you very much.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

a wrap has 3 sides. The two ends, and the rest.

Guy_Fieris_Hair ,

So..... a hot dog is a taco?

DrownedRats ,
@DrownedRats@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, by definition

Chainweasel ,

Burritos have an inside and an outside, therefore sandwich.

mhague ,

This makes some sense as all foods are salads; sandwiches are untossed salads, tacos are untossed taco salads.

https://saladtheory.github.io/

dneaves ,

I say there are four categories:

  • "standalones": anything that is only described as itself. Separation just results in smaller versions of itself.
  • sandwiches: organized or layered arrangements of foods. Can typically be separated into it's composing parts.
  • salads: tossed or jumbled arrangements of foods. Could be separated into its parts, albeit cumbersome.
  • sauces: perfectly combined or blended arrangements of foods. Can no longer be separated into its composing parts, but differs from a standalone because it was still composed of other foods, and can still be identified or described as all of the parts.
bigbuckalex ,

Does this mean lasagna is a sandwich?

dneaves ,

Correct

PapaStevesy ,

That's bad taxonomy, because then what's a taco salad? It's an untossed taco salad salad. But we still don't know what taco means. So it's becomes an untossed untossed taco salad salad salad. Which becomes an untossed untossed untossed taco salad salad salad salad. We never learn what a taco actually is.

XTL ,

It's like the G in GNU.

PapaStevesy ,

Exactly! I had to look it up, but yes, it is.

BluesF ,

This falls into a common trap. Because we cannot succinctly define a salad in one sentence we decide that it cannot be defined at all. This argument effectively reducto ad absurdums itself by coming to the conclusion that all foods are salad.

If we start from a position where we discount nothing from being a salad, and we have only salads (and soup, seemingly) to base our analysis on, how can we ever identify the boundaries of salad? The whole argument is based on the flawed premise that anything could be a salad.

I realise that I am thinking too hard about this.

AA5B ,

Then what’s a wedge salad? “Ingredients “?

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar
Nobody ,

The judge also noted that, despite his ruling, he did not consider the plan commission’s actions to be improper, leaving the door open for an appeal

Appeal that shit immediately. Start a Gofundme. This injustice cannot stand.

Anticorp ,

He's wrong!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Take it up with the legislature, pal.

Anticorp ,

Who does a guy need to bribe around here to get something changed?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Finally, some legislation from the middle of the country that makes sense.

But also:

Mexican style sandwiches

That's what a Torta is!

moody ,

Both can be true.

variants ,

So is a taco a torta?

HikingVet ,

Is a poor boy a philly cheese steak?

moody ,

Sandwich is the more generic word. So a torta is a sandwich, and so is a taco, but a torta is not a taco, and a taco is not a torta. Both of them are specific types of sandwich.

Just like a square is a rectangle, but a rectangle is not a square.

distantsounds ,
SupraMario ,

Damn straight, if you ordered a sandwich in a restaurant and they brought you a burrito or taco.. you'd be really confused and a bit annoyed that you didn't get what you asked for.

Death_Equity ,

Finally vindication for what I have argued for years.

Now, if only some brave state will legally define a pizza as a type of sandwich the damn sandwich conservatives can have their comeuppance.

Zahille7 ,

Pizzas are open-faced sandwiches. I learned this in culinary class in high school. Why is it so hard?

Chicago style is a pie.

bobburger ,

When does it stop being a sandwich and start being pie? Is a sufficiently cheesy grilled cheese or quesadilla pie also? Your comment has really opened a can of worms for me.

Zahille7 ,

Imo it becomes a pie if the crust is over 2" thick/tall

AA5B ,

So is Detroit Style a sandwich or a pie? And is it even a style or a marketing gimmmick?

RedWeasel ,

Is New York style folded a quesadilla?

azimir ,

I think I've even had a few Chicago style pizzas that would count as a soup in a bread bowl.

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Burgers, Hotdogs, Calzones, Tacos, Burritos and the like aren't sandwiches.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Legally, at least two of those are sandwiches in the state of Indiana.

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

the creator of the GIF format says it's pronounced like "Jiff" like the peanut butter, but he's still wrong

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