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Langehund , in Stay! Germany denies reports of sausage dog ban

Ruby is happy to learn her ancestral lands will not outlaw her kind.

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sin_free_for_00_days , in A Quick ‘Fart Walk’ Might Be Just What You Need to End Your Day

Sounds like the walking is the real positive impact. Farting is just a fun aside.

WayTooDank ,

Crop dusting your annoying coworkers on your way out of the office has proven mental health benefits

Kolanaki , in Wanted Drug Kingpin Keeps Exposing His Location in Mundane Google Reviews
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"Ordered the shrimp cocktail on ice. It was terrible. If it doesn't improve next time I come, I'll put the chef on ice!" ⭐⭐

weew , in Findings cast doubt on the existence of Jesus Christ

Saying the Bible is based in history is kinda like saying Cocaine Bear is based on a true story

In fact I'm pretty sure we have more evidence of Cocaine Bear's existence

rottingleaf , in Findings cast doubt on the existence of Jesus Christ

I mean, yeah. If you read something about gnostic non-Christian versions of Judaism existent at that time, you might notice that the whole idea of him is reminiscent of what a gnostic cult believer should be himself.

The part about being a higher entity clothed in human existence which should remember itself, drop those clothes and ascend.

Probably grew out of some story of "the guy who actually managed to do that", ha-ha, which somehow blended with a few real figures.

EDIT: Now when I think about it, makes Jedi religion in Star Wars seem even more Christian. Especially if we count various concepts (Journal of the Whills) and branches existent in the EU (Living Force, Potentium and what not).

Linkerbaan , in 19-page PDF accuses Wikipedia of bias against Israel, suggests editors be forced to reveal their real names, and demands a new feature allowing people to view the history of Wikipedia articles
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Wikipedia is israeli ran from the top down it's not just army of IDF soldiers editing it.

For example Wikipedia lists israeli lobby organisation ADL as a "reliable source"

In 2020, the ADL trained staff to edit Wikipedia pages, but after the project caused Wikipedia editors to criticize this as a conflict of interest, the ADL said it suspended the project in April 2021. The ADL is considered a reliable source on Wikipedia, and the ADL said its staff complied with Wikipedia policies by disclosing their affiliations, but some Wikipedia editors objected that the project cited ADL sources disproportionately and did not reflect the volunteer spirit of the website, especially in heavily editing its own Wikipedia article.

Anyone that knows anything about ADL knows they are not reliable whatsoever. Wikipedia is a compromised Zionist dumpsterfire.

HopingForBetter , in Findings cast doubt on the existence of Jesus Christ

I mean, in the book it even mentions that there are other people doing the exact same thing Jesus did. The book even implies that Jesus was not even one of the more popular trouble makers of the time. It's more or less the sophists in a back-woods community that the Romans gave very little fucks about. Not surprising there's little-to-no evidence.

rottingleaf ,

That much is obvious, if you read Lucian, street prophets with followers were a mundane thing to see.

Actually now when the fine tradition of burning heretics is all but gone in the European cultures, this trait of Antique Mediterranean is slowly coming back.

MossyFeathers , in Findings cast doubt on the existence of Jesus Christ

Interesting. I thought it was fairly well established that Jesus existed in some capacity but the debate was about who he actually was and (from a religious standpoint) if he did any of the things the Bible claims he did. It's interesting to read that non-jewish people of the time seemed to have no knowledge of his existence.

At the same time though, I wonder if it's possible that most people just ignored him, which is why there's apparently very few accounts of him until after he supposedly died, resurrected and ascended to heaven. Kinda like a street preacher in Times Square, NYC. How many people actually acknowledge street preachers on social media, and how many of them actually know the preachers by name? Then think about how social media didn't exist yet, so the bar to be recorded in history by uninterested third parties (even just as a letter to a friend about that "annoying Jesus guy") is probably a lot higher.

Not saying he existed, just that it's interesting to think that he could have existed but the lack of evidence is just because no one gave a fuck.

pete_the_cat ,
corsicanguppy ,

I've read some stuff suggesting pretty much that -- a cult that he started, ditched when it got out of hand and they killed his brother, but then he rejoined to reign it back in. Far from low-born, far from celibate, far from magical. He's buried in northern Spain and was survived by three children.

LazerDickMcCheese ,

Can I get your sources?

Mr_Blott ,

Dave down the Red Lion

Tinidril ,

Some version of Jesus absolutely existed, since is was a pretty common name. Street preachers were not uncommon either, so it's very possible that there was one named Jesus.

The real debate about whether Jesus existed is whether any of the biblical stories are at all accurate. There is No reason to think they are.

uienia ,

absolutely existed

vs

it's very possible

are two wildly different claims which cannot co-exist.

Tinidril ,

Except they were two different claims. "Some guy named Jesus existed", and "Some guy named Jesus was a street preacher".

flambonkscious ,

It's a novel take for me, as well. I'd have assumed the Pharisees would have surely written about him as they hated him so much...

But I'm still trying to wrap my little head around mythologised history and historicised mythology!

AnomalousBit , in Findings cast doubt on the existence of Jesus Christ

Jeez people, next you’re going to tell me the whole Jesus story is just a fucking rehash of other stories that already existed

bighatchester , in Findings cast doubt on the existence of Jesus Christ

Your telling me there was no Jewish zombie carpenter?

BruceTwarzen ,

I mean it sounds stupid when you think about it. As long as talking snakes are real, i'm finrle with it.

cheezoid2 , in 7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water
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Now do chocolate starfish

anarchrist ,

Instructions unclear. I showed a 7/11 clerk my butthole.

snooggums ,
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Sounds like the instructions were clear!

Caligvla , in North Korea censors Alan Titchmarsh's trousers
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The censoring is said to be linked to Kim Jong Un's regime's efforts to restrict Western fashion and culture in North Korea, NKNews reports.

Blue jeans are said to be a sign of the West, according to the outlet, and have been essentially banned since the 1990s.

... What the fuck? Do they only wear cargo pants or something?

Diplomjodler , in Saudi Arabia to be appointed chair of UN’s gender equality forum

What's next? North Korea as chair of the human rights forum?

BestBouclettes ,

Israel for world peace!
America for workers rights!
Turkmenistan for world trade!

rockerface ,
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Russia for LGBT+ rights

manucode , in Swifties caused seismic activity during Taylor Swift’s Los Angeles show: New research

Bouncing around is probably not feasible for Metallica fans. Their mobility aids are gonna be a real hindrance.

Mongostein ,

Haha, leave my walker out of this! It probably has something to do with pop music having insanely heavy bass, while metal does not.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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The article claims it's the fans, not the music.

snooggums , in Palworld Dev Says Massive Profits Are ‘Too Big for a Studio With Our Size to Handle’
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Could he not use the excess profits to pay the employees a massive bonus for the success that they created?

L0rdMathias ,

Windfalls like this cannot be taking lightly and need to be approached strategically. It depends heavily on tax laws and employee finances overall.

Some common got rich quick concerns off the top of my head: Could accidentally knock people into a higher tax bracket and ruin their finances long term for short term gain. Could accidentally give someone collateral to take out a massive loan they cannot afford long term. Could make someone in a low income area a target before they have a chance to move out. Could accidentally get double taxed by doing the payout incorrectly because they're not practiced with handling this much money. Could overinvest it all back into the company and burn too brightly negating all their success. Doing nothing and simply using it as cash reserves is better than making a foolish mistake and ruining it for themselves.

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