Browser: "Are you gonna order somethin' kid!?" (all subsequent data streams to Google for future sale)
User: "Uh yeah, give me, gimme a tab."
Browser: "A tab. I can't give you a tab unless you order something!"
User: "But I'm jonesin for some saccharin ... not that newtra-schweddy or whatever it is"
Biff Yaml enters; sits two spaces down, feeling sexagesimal: "What are you looking at, BUTTHEAD!?" (all of his comments are one line)
Python Strickland enters: "User what are you doing? Four spaces are used for indentation. You got a real attitude problem, user; you're a slacker! You remind me of your dunder father when he went here; he was a slacker, too! Quack quack. (his package is poorly managed)
Linus Torvalds enters: heavy breathing ... curses in Finnish (Älykääpiö!) ... gits out
IBM Selectric: "Hold my beer .. and my ball"
Obnoxious neighbor kid walks in (a real ascii): Invokes char(11)/VT; sits on the floor. His Mylar balloon flies away, hits a high voltage line, and the power goes out.
Browser: "Well, looks like the milkshake machine's broken."
Teletype Model 28 looks up from drinking coffee and reading the morning paper tape: "I would like to be ... modified"
C++: C with blackjack and 40 year old hookers. Anyway, only the rich can inherit diamonds or something. Or perhaps not, my memory is corrupted. I'm open to any pointers though...
What secret conspiracy would you like to actually start letting other people know?
That doesn't look like something that should be left behind ( possumpat.io )
Why Python Is So Slow (And What Is Being Done About It) ( thenewstack.io )
Ah yes, organization. ( lemmy.world )
Why isn't jerking off more valorized as an easy dopamine hit that's also literally good for you?
people have been demonizing it for most of the AD years i think but it's quite pleasant really. are there any proven negative effects?
C++
Deadly strike on Rafah a tragic mishap, Netanyahu says ( www.bbc.com )
Americans, what's the plan if Trump wins the election in November? (serious)
Can I rock this in public? ( lemmy.world )
I got a poncho for indoor....