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Smorty

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I’m a person who tends to program stuff in Godot and also likes to look at clouds. Sometimes they look really spicy outside.

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Gay pirates are the best kinds of pirates 💞

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It's literally all moldy. At least that's what those sofas look like. (we had some similar sofa looking similar to this and just pzr a blanket over it to make it liik nicer)

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If i were a supervillain, I would love this place. I'm sure Dr. Eggman would too

Smorty ,

You take ketamine because you like it.

I don't take it, because I don't know what it is. (Sounds like a cat drug)

We are not the same.

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Is pirate Wednesday a thing?

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Christians are known for being the funniest 🫨🤣🫡

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What and gimp and gnome is weird?

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The cure is to not be a man... I hope

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Tell the person and ask em out. I should know, I've never been loved

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I would love to join him, he looks happy

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People suspect that Xbox was Hopi g for more people to purchase the game instead of using gamepass.

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Ha, blimp

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I read that in a road voice... IT'S MOVING! ICKY

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I don't get it, why would one debate human rights? Is it because it's unfortunate to have dumb people in class or what are we talking about here?

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I'm getting Error Code 032-1035 on my new 3DS XL. I'm pretty sure that the new models have a different browser, as they allow for 3D video playback in the browser and some better navigation features.

Smorty ,

old.Lemmy.ca works on mine!

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I recommend activating the card at the register. Thank me later

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I'm all for heterosexuals expressing their feelings, but there are SO MANY hetero couples in movies these days! Many times there are hetero intercourse scenes in the movies!

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For real! Especially in older movies, there are literally only boring hetero cis people! What kind of propaganda did our parents have to endure?

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So ok what is this and who are these characters?

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He... Now has foreskin on his eyes

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This is too true not to repost (to my friends)

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    Smorty ,

    Nsfw? I'm probably not getting the joke...

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    -switches to signal or Matrix-

    Smorty ,

    "Android is open source"

    puts kilos worth of proprietary software into it, so people can still be tracked

    Smorty ,

    I wish I were the dog

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    "How do I tell them I am the panda?

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    I think you should leave

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    Go use NewPipe! Its Foss!

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    Ok but who is this character?

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    How can one See the Mr Stallman Freedom Index? ID that a CLI tool?

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    The lighting makes this look like an underground bunker. The deco make it all the better

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    I do like the bathtubs texture actually.

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    How to become a big tiddy shitposting gf

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    I walk on tiptoes always when at home, so no problem

    Smorty ,

    As a kid, this would be insanst

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    These must be non-functional. There is no way they had people put tobes there for this to work.

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    The garden chairs on the right got me

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    Crawling around these two doors while trying to not jump into the main one

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    Oh i thought it was grass

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    The grass looks fine behind the fence! Why are they painting over it?

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    It's a picture of the render my the architect.

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    Ok honestly though, the mountains view!

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