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glizzyguzzler ,
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I want

glizzyguzzler ,
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WWII_submarine_dive_klaxon.ogg
It does say awooga I am chuffed

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:3

glizzyguzzler OP ,
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The whole joke plays into a terminally horny me-me emoji copypasta that people liked to crank out a few years ago - making it “moldy”! The point is the emojis! Here’s one for dickmas that takes it to 11:

MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩
MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I'M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I'M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅‍♀️❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE 😜 SAINT DICK ✨🎉✨🎉 I CAN'T WAIT FOR 🎅SANTA🎅 TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY ⬇🏠😜💦 AND STUFF MY STOCKING 🧦🎁😜 FULL OF DILDOS 😱🍆 AND PENIS PARAPHERNALIA 🍆🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 BECAUSE I'M JUST A LITTLE 🤏 FESTIVE 🎄🎅🤶⛄❄🎁FAGGOT🏳‍🌈🌈🏳‍🌈🌈🍆🍆😜😜😩😩😩💦💦💦

SO TO ALL MY 💋👄💋👄💋SLUTTY 😩😩😩💋💋💋 SANTA'S 🎅🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏻 LITTLE HELPERS 😉😉😉👏👏& HORNY 😩😈 CHRISTMAS ELVES ��🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️🧝🏻‍♂️ REMEMBER LET IT "SNOW" 🌨🌨🌨❄❄❄❄⛄⛄⛄😜😜😜😜😜💦💦💦💦 AND DON'T FORGET TO 🌟✨🌟✨DECORATE✨🌟✨🌟 YOUR "TREE" 😜😜😜🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆 I'LL BE WAITING 🕚🕕🕠 UNDER THE MISTLETOE 🍃🦶 WRAPPED UP IN RIBBON 😳🎁🎀💝 WAITING ⏱ FOR YOU 👆TO UNWRAP 😳🎀 ME SO WE CAN TASTE 👅💦 EACHOTHER'S CANDY CANES 🍬✨🍬✨🍬✨😩😩😩🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦

glizzyguzzler OP ,
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Ayyy thx! fixin, shoulda searched him to be sure

but I was scared by what I would find

glizzyguzzler OP ,
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I think Barclay giving the Dino nuggies sentience and the ability to feel pain - and this scene is canon - definitely takes it much further than self-providing voices.

This was a dark af Star Trek episode

glizzyguzzler OP ,
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That is why they are fantastic me-me fodder!

glizzyguzzler OP ,
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Apologies for your loss, Jem isn’t transformer gundams

glizzyguzzler ,
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Idk you followed the rule, sounds like everything is above board

glizzyguzzler OP ,
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Indeed, but it is a common notion that fossil fuels include substantial dinosaur. Therefore this me-me is amusing keeping that in mind

glizzyguzzler OP ,
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They’re retired now, they lost the f🤷‍♀️

glizzyguzzler OP ,
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?? this is 💯 undoctored I am sure o it

glizzyguzzler OP ,
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This person put it well: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/6558474

These people are not in fact contrite for party rocking; this is to protest the persecution of those who have party rocked.

(I am being facetious I do not know the original photo or original context)

glizzyguzzler OP ,
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😞 sorry these MLG brand GAMING lights can only do police car red, blue perfectly tuned to destroy your sleep schedule, and the gods’ chosen electric GREEN

all controlled by a weird tiny remote with the 3 colors as buttons😎😎😎😎

glizzyguzzler OP ,
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Now that’s gamer energy

glizzyguzzler OP ,
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This is important slide lore, in the slide universe fire beats water

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https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/5831649
If peeps are gonna rules lawyer (the other one of this pic was deleted) clearly this falls under “yes”. It doesn’t even need to be flagged NSFW in this apartment either!

glizzyguzzler OP ,
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MP4, lemmy is ok with gif but you gotta put it in the catbox. But lemmy hates MP4 and it’s just like a link but what can ya do. I don’t use an app tho so it may act differently there

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Jsyk they’re making hinges in brass now, all the hinge without the Fe!

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