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FuglyDuck , to cats in Nature is incredible
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When life gives you cats....

make cat memes.

FuglyDuck , to Not The Onion in Religious leader wants to display Indian scriptures in Louisiana public classrooms
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one of my favorites.

Vir: "Ah! he has become one with [whatever]!"

Garibaldi: "he's passed out!"

vir: "That too."

The other favorite moments? When Lando does the Hokey pokey ,

Delenn getting all Scary

and most the scenes with Bester (good lord I would not have expected that from Walter Koenig. talk about breaking the type cast. he played such an amazing villian.)

FuglyDuck , to Not The Onion in Religious leader wants to display Indian scriptures in Louisiana public classrooms
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I’m reminded of that episode in Babylon 5, where each of the major races on the station were showing off their faiths.

FuglyDuck , to cats in Big orange energy
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HAI!!!

FuglyDuck , to Not The Onion in Boeing says its space mission is 'going well' as astronauts stranded
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well, it's, uh, still in space, so it's doing well. Can you imagine if it stopped being, in, uh, space? that'd be problematic.

FuglyDuck , to World News in Daily multivitamins do not help people live longer, major study finds
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Generally speaking, multivitamins do nothing.

This is known.

The reason they do nothing is that most people have a reasonable diet that hits all the micros. It doesn’t even have to be a stellar diet, or even vaguely “healthy”, per se.

If your diet already includes the micros; then your body just shits or pisses them out. If you have an actual deficiency in something, it’s probably not diet related and more to do with uptake. Either way, that’s a conversation for you and your doctor, not a pill pusher advert

FuglyDuck OP , to Not The Onion in Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant
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Yup. Which, didn’t mention the gauze because out and about, most people won’t have access to it (or sterile saline,)

I assume he had been given instructions on it, though.

FuglyDuck OP , to Not The Onion in Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant
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Okay, that sounds like freaking awful way to go.

FuglyDuck OP , to Not The Onion in Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant
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You sure it wasnt a fetish-thing? That sounds a lot like something idiots would do. (Right up there with getting your dick stick in a pool filter intake… the guy actually thinks he’s entitled to workman’s comp, and unemployment benefits, too….)

FuglyDuck OP , to Not The Onion in Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant
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Somebody had fun with that one…,

Weirdos.

FuglyDuck OP , to Not The Onion in Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant
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He had an incision from surgery, in his abdomen. It came out that way.

FuglyDuck OP , to Not The Onion in Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant
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As long as the intestines don’t get sliced up or covered in crap (and need debriding,) they’ll just button it back up and repeat the healing process. This time with added instructions to not sneeze.

He had abdominal surgery, and the force of sneezing opened up the incision. Which isn’t exactly unheard of. The big thing is to avoid making it worse. Which sounds obvious, but people are dumb; and when they just blew their guts out their stomachs…. People are even dumber.

FuglyDuck , to World News in Israeli Supreme Court rules that the military must begin drafting ultra-Orthodox men
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This is my go to when people are over around that time of year and want to watch a “Christmas classic”

Usually they’re something depressing like It’s a Wonderful Life or something straight up annoying, like The Grinch.

(Can I just say it- the Who’s of Whoville are shitty neighbors.)

A runner up is Home Alone.

FuglyDuck , to Not The Onion in Smiling robot face is made from living human skin cells
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Look. Just because its face is made out of viscera, doesn’t mean it’s going to try and kill you and maybe make a jacket out of you.

FuglyDuck OP , to Not The Onion in Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant
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I mean I stuck around just long enough to cross post, so, eh… good on you for volunteering…

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