paddirn ,

Gesundheit

AThing4String ,

You actually made me lol in this airport thank you

JPAKx4 ,

New bowel movement just dropped

Flax_vert ,

Florida man strikes back

roguetrick , (edited )

Basic first aid for this taught in nursing school: cover in sterile abdominal pad wetted with saline solution. Keep moist. Prepare for surgery.

Common enough that its taught in the basics and overall not a big deal. It's just that usually this sort of thing happens only in the hospital.

FuglyDuck OP ,
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Yup. Which, didn’t mention the gauze because out and about, most people won’t have access to it (or sterile saline,)

I assume he had been given instructions on it, though.

roguetrick ,

Every first aid kit in a restaurant should have a bottle of saline and some gauze for treating burns and eye injuries. There will not, however, be anybody that knows how to use said first aid kit and the owners are unlikely to be very proactive in replacing supplies.

xc2215x ,

That is so strange.

Fedizen ,

whoopsie poopsie!

Akasazh , (edited )
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For everyone not wanting to read the article, he lived. They checked his intestines for injury and sewed him back up.

The last sentence is the best though:

"While wound dehiscence is a well-known complication, this case is important because evisceration through the abdominal surgical site after cystectomy is poorly described in the medical literature,” the article concludes.

ramirezmike ,

"thank you, doctor"

"no sir, thank you!"

cheese_greater ,
  1. I heal you
  2. U heal me [ET glowing finger] 🤞
raynethackery ,

Who ordered the haggis?

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

Could obliterate a hot dog eating contest though.

boredtortoise ,

Hate it when that happens

yemmly ,

No, no, no-no, no-no-no-no, no-no-no!

Mango ,

Your intestines should not be in your lungs. If they are, probably skip to prayer because the doctors might not make it in time.

FuglyDuck OP ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

He had an incision from surgery, in his abdomen. It came out that way.

Deceptichum ,
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    Mango ,

    No, that's actually how I envisioned this. 😵

    Mango ,

    😲

    cosmicrookie , (edited )
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    The journal notes that the case is an important one because it fills in gaps in the literature about dehisence, the bursting of wounds.

    The wordplay is strong with this one...

    FuglyDuck OP ,
    @FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

    Somebody had fun with that one…,

    Weirdos.

    postnataldrip ,

    Reminds me of Popavalium Andropoff's gutsy effort

    (Guessing this didn't make it out of Aus much, there's a reference in this UrbanDictionary link for the uninitiated)

    pastermil ,

    Taking the meaning of sneezing your guts out to another level

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