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FuglyDuck OP ,
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I mean I stuck around just long enough to cross post, so, eh… good on you for volunteering…

FuglyDuck OP ,
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As long as the intestines don’t get sliced up or covered in crap (and need debriding,) they’ll just button it back up and repeat the healing process. This time with added instructions to not sneeze.

He had abdominal surgery, and the force of sneezing opened up the incision. Which isn’t exactly unheard of. The big thing is to avoid making it worse. Which sounds obvious, but people are dumb; and when they just blew their guts out their stomachs…. People are even dumber.

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He had an incision from surgery, in his abdomen. It came out that way.

FuglyDuck OP ,
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Somebody had fun with that one…,

Weirdos.

FuglyDuck OP ,
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You sure it wasnt a fetish-thing? That sounds a lot like something idiots would do. (Right up there with getting your dick stick in a pool filter intake… the guy actually thinks he’s entitled to workman’s comp, and unemployment benefits, too….)

FuglyDuck ,
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Pretty sure that’s actually the goal.

Could be wrong. But you know this is gonna find its way on a sexbot, eventually.

FuglyDuck ,
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Look. Just because its face is made out of viscera, doesn’t mean it’s going to try and kill you and maybe make a jacket out of you.

FuglyDuck ,
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Oh.... that's definitely a dragon.

Better drop your grilled fish and all your gold.

FuglyDuck ,
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This is my go to when people are over around that time of year and want to watch a “Christmas classic”

Usually they’re something depressing like It’s a Wonderful Life or something straight up annoying, like The Grinch.

(Can I just say it- the Who’s of Whoville are shitty neighbors.)

A runner up is Home Alone.

FuglyDuck ,
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a mixture of 2 and 9.

Mondays be like that.

FuglyDuck ,
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I thought OP liquified their toebeans for second...

(Pretty sure that's pastey-snack stuff)(or it's brain barf)

FuglyDuck ,
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Or selling off illegally settled real estate out of a synagogue…

FuglyDuck ,
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Hooched awn Foniqs Werked phone mini!

In any case I’d be shocked if handwriting wasn’t used for something other than note taking.

FuglyDuck ,
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… how do you debug?!?

How do you copy and past everything from the broad shoulders of those who’ve come before?

FuglyDuck ,
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I'm not sure if he's trying to help biden... you know... by making it sound like Biden actually did the right fucking thing here and cut off the genocidal maniac... or trying to fuck biden; because we all know that Biden will ship harder for Netty-Boo

FuglyDuck ,
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Chances are he was more like a cult leader it wasn’t until a decade or two after his death that things really got into full swing, so chances are the actual Jesus would be quite surprised by everything “he” did.

But there were a lot of Jewish mystics cropping up at the time so it’s not impossible or even implausible for some one vaguely matching the description to have existed.

FuglyDuck ,
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Shit.

Now I’m gonna have to change the joke about where they go to work when they can’t make it in politics…

FuglyDuck ,
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And when you fail at politics….

(Used to make jokes about OF….)

FuglyDuck ,
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I was trying to figure out wtf people were doing in Spore (the video game.)

FuglyDuck ,
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For the record, if you go to carpet stores you can frequently get discounts by getting discards, or like, broken packs of the tiles.

The trouble is, the scraps aren’t always what you’re looking for.

FuglyDuck , (edited )
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I have a timeshare cat (I watch him when his family goes out of town,) whose ordinary as standoffish as they come.

Unless you happen to be one of like 3 people. It’s fun watching him figure out which one to harass with his aggressive affection,

FuglyDuck ,
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Do I need to click? (Nope), Congrats OP!

is it illegal to create a ticket on reddit?

Reddit is blocking vpns and invites users to create a ticket if they think there's been an error. I almost created a ticket with email address [email protected] saying i wasn't sure if I was using a VPN with the body text just being "fuckyouspez!!!!" over and over. I didn't submit it because I thought for a moment "would...

FuglyDuck ,
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insults aren't illegal, and spam mail isn't generally illegal either. as far as I know, there's no law against sending an occasional email even if it is spam. the general exceptions are for commercial/businesses types and that's generally only really illegal when it breaks the email carriers.

besides which, the OP is talking about opening a ticket on Reddit's customer service system, not actually sending an email. Spez won't even see it.

Netanyahu: US promised to lift hold on ammunition, weapons ( jpost.com )

The United States is expected to lift its hold on the shipment of ammunition and weapons designated for the IDF, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's Office said on Tuesday, just one day after the Israeli leader accused the Biden administration of preventing the delivery of those arms....

FuglyDuck ,
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Didn’t we give them nukes a while back?

FuglyDuck , (edited )
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Char is totally judging your choice in games and movies. totally.

Don't feel too bad. I built my first beowulf cluster out of my dad's cave of obsolescence in the mid-90's... pentium II's and older.
nobody noticed the giant networked-cabled-monstrosity with cables going all over the basement until he got home and wondered why his network was being weird.

(I may have also borrowed his network switch.)

"Oh. that's cool but. uhm. WHY!!!?!?!"

"PiMark" (i think that's what it was called, anyhow. It was a benchmarking tool that would time your systems' time to calculate Pi to x digits. Or you could donate cycles to calculate... more pi.)

"uh. okay."... "clean up when your done."

FuglyDuck ,
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You know what capitalists hate more than anything else? Weird circus people with more passion than money who embrace diversity and deviants

I would have said losing profits...but... I take my bowler cap off to you.

if only our politicians weren't making people afraid of clowns.

FuglyDuck ,
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does BirdPi work with babies?

Mom asked me today; "what kind of bird's babies make a loud screeching sound? Like really loud. Like we could hear them from [500 yards away]'s yard."

"... all of them?"

FuglyDuck ,
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"Excuse me. I'm not awake at that hour. If you wish me to be mentally present and engaged.... this could be an email."

FuglyDuck , (edited )
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considering other articles linked on the website apparently include "the Case of the 2 Miners that met the Ctones" (which seems to be some kind of advanced civilization that lives under ground... that kept him from leaving for 5 years, but then paid him diamonds and let him go or something...) and "100,000 year old electrical connector found embedded in stone".... (Aliens!)

I'm gonna go with a great example of "bullshit".

FuglyDuck ,
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So… we’re eating at your place?

That looks amazing.

FuglyDuck ,
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“I’m in shape. Round and fluffy is a shape”

FuglyDuck ,
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Unless… just hear me out… they lock him up…

(‘Him’ being Old Sausage Fingers,)

FuglyDuck ,
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Wikipedia editors/whatever agreed that it was an “unreliable source”, because it pushed linking pro-Palestinian protests with antisemitism, and such like.

Basically you can’t use the ADL as a source for Wikipedia articles. It’s also a big broader than just the conflict- it would appear you wouldn’t be able to cite them on, say, page discussing antisemitism, or similar things. (Basically everything the ADL might be interested in.)

FuglyDuck ,
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Shit…..

That’s some backhanded forgiveness

FuglyDuck ,
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.... does he not see the irony in calling the other guys nazis while directly (and knowingly) quoting Hitler?

FuglyDuck ,
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Secret confession time… don’t tell my players….

Sometimes I put a cat on the map and when they get close to it, do a “random” awareness check for shits and giggles.

FuglyDuck ,
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Depends on my mood?

Once the cat decided to adopt the humans (and conveniently eats all their snacks and maybe chugs their potions?)

(They may have fed the cat.)

FuglyDuck , (edited )
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Fabulous.

and fabulous.

(that feeling when you realize an owl has better fashion sense than you...)

FuglyDuck ,
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Some cats can tolerate it just fine. Most are lactose intolerant.

Doesn’t stop cats from loving dairy, though. (It’s the fat. They like the fat.)

FuglyDuck ,
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“Treat your friends like family- exploit them.”
-Rules of acquisition as relayed by Quark

FuglyDuck ,
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Main point is: why not let a large number of people who heard about a condition from their own qualified doctors help you at least scribble down some questions to ask your own medical folks at your next appointment? (But please avoid those crystal suppositories.)

Because:

  1. You have no way of verifying their anecdotes ever happened, that they were prescribed and on the medication
  2. no way of knowing other circumstances that affect medications, like drug interactions, or other unfortunate habits they might have had
  3. they have no knowledge of your underlying medical situation
  4. your doctor has 2 and 3, and should have access to studies in lieu of 1.
  5. Internet Randos are inherently untrustworthy.
  6. your doctor doesn’t get paid if you die.
FuglyDuck ,
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Not to mention, how frequently the “I can fix it on my own” guy ends up making things worse.

Like my coworker who insisted he knew how to install a monitor and then couldn’t figure out why the display port wouldn’t work with a usb-a adapter. It had a normal DisplayPort plug and didn’t have a thunderbolt adapter (it’s a desktop.)

Rather than update the ticket that got him the monitor, he created a new ticket.

I can’t complain too much. IT guy likes me so he took the extra monitor and gave me a third one.

FuglyDuck ,
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If you’re in a vaguely sensitive industry, there’s going to be a few people seeing what they can get into at those conferences.

This is especially true of things like cyber security conferences, or tech. They’ll be crawling with corporate spies.

Actually, I’d say any major trade or industry conference is going to have corporate spies and more… eh, freelance trying to see what they can get into.

So the question becomes: have you/your company run a background check on that guy? No? Then why the hell do you trust him?

FuglyDuck ,
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That process is safe until it’s not. There may be an exploit there waiting to be discovered. Thst exploit will never happen if you just don’t.

FuglyDuck ,
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I’m just gonna assume some one printed a butplug, had it snap off leading to said emergency room visit and they tried to sue lulzbot.

FuglyDuck , (edited )
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I had similar ideas using a VAWT, mount it on a speaker tripod, set it up to catch the evening and morning turn over. Maybe catch a trickle charge.

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